Jizzler Awards 2009 - Nominations

MUST NOT MAKE... INAPPROPRIATE... JOKE....

Oh, bobby, that's done mate! *Dun dun dun*

Hi all! First, thanks for all the nominations, warms my heart it does. Now on to something a little more serious :eek:

Fad wrote: »

I'm probably compelled to vote SarcasticFairy for everything.......

I'll get back to this thread.

First of all, let me start by saying I Fad, and this is not an attack on him, but a word on the idea of this post. Obviously this was a joke, but there's an element of truth here too.
When voting begins, in order to make this slightly more interesting, I'm asking all of you to try not to vote for people, simply because they are your real life/boardsie friends. We have some fantastic posters here who are just names on the internet, and it would be uncool and unfair if they were left out because they don't know any of us in real life.
That said these are only a bit of fun, and I'm a tool, so don't listen to me if you don't want to!

So in one felled swoop of irony, I begin my nominations

Best Poster - Jay P (Yeah yeah, so shoot me, but he warms my heart the little rascal)
Best Thread - 90s Babies (started by Arcade Panda was it?)
Funniest poster - Fad (he spilled IODINE on his hand! OLolOLol!(seriously though, he's always insulting me, I love it!))
Best Taste in Music - Bobbyboy (bobaliciousninetysomething)
Best Dressed - Jumpguy (hell I dunno, he seems like the slick kind)
Best Mod - Piste (Because I'm almost certain she's the one who deals with all the spam crap and I hate that part of being a mod. If I'm wrong correct me)
Best Beard - I'm going to go mad here and say Insect poetlord when he's growing it
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Deise girl, (she'd be screaming things at me in pink! :P)
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - eVeNtInE (always has a kind word for people)
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Soccymonster, Bythewoods and D girl, Arcade Panda and all the other broads for putting up with the overwhelming amount of males in this forum!

If your name is not in the above list it's because you were too cool for an award anyway, don't listen to them!

I know, but I nominated you for a good award, all on your own! There's also bythewoods and Aisling afterall. Poor yokes

jumpguy wrote: »

So is norwegianwood. Remember ONION, all the woods!!!

Dude your gonna be pissed off you nominated me for best dressed. I consider jeans and a shirt the pinnacle of "dressed".

I know, I know! GAWD, I'm regretting my good gesture lifetime one already!

Also, you mean, this isn't you?!

Look I fixed it you meanies
*runs out of forum crying like a baby*

I'M NEVER COMING BACK!