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Jizzler Awards 2009 - Nominations

Bobalicious93 · 2009-12-26 03:01:15

Here we go then! Leave your nominations here, and after a couple of days I'll stick up some polls. I'll set a tentative deadline of midday Tuesday to get all the nominations together. Categories: Best Poster - Best Thread - Funniest poster - Best Taste in Music - Best Dressed - Best Mod - Best Beard - Poster you'd least…

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#32 27-12-2009 12:59am

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jumpguy wrote: »

Because we all know Fad would loooove to be stuck in an elevator with me.

There are other posters I'd prefer to be stuck in a lift with >_>

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#33 27-12-2009 1:01am

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Fad wrote: »

There are other posters I'd prefer to be stuck in a lift with such as the amazing Jackobyte >_>

FYP:P

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#34 27-12-2009 1:04am

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Jackobyte wrote: »

FYP:P

The less you know, the better.......

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#35 27-12-2009 1:07am

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Whats sad is you are certainly not the first to say this! And im sure you wont be the last :pac:

i know?? I really don't get it...

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#36 27-12-2009 1:44am

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Is it strange I genuinely want to get the "Should be a couple" award with Craguls? I'm seriously starting to have doubts about my life right now..

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#37 27-12-2009 2:31am

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Fad wrote: »

There are other posters I'd prefer to be stuck in a lift with >_>

Harsh man, harsh.

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#38 27-12-2009 2:35am

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jumpguy wrote: »

Harsh man, harsh.

I feel no need to explain myself......but I'll stop now

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#39 27-12-2009 2:57am

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Most baffling display of idiocy- http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63662718&postcount=2915

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#40 27-12-2009 3:50am

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soccymonster wrote: »

Funny how there's a star beside Jumpguy yet I don't have a star beside my name, eh Fad? *cough*

because you have the best beard but he was jok9ing about Fad

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#41 27-12-2009 12:13pm

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phlegms wrote: »

Is it strange I genuinely want to get the "Should be a couple" award with Craguls? I'm seriously starting to have doubts about my life right now..

Look what you started with your jokes A_Neuortic!

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#42 27-12-2009 2:06pm

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Craguls wrote: »

Look what you started with your jokes A_Neuortic!

Suddenly the song "More than a Feeling" sounds very apt..

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#43 28-12-2009 3:16am

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Here goes...

Categories:

Best Poster - I'm going to give it to Fad. It seems like the right thing to do.
Best Thread - Soundtrack to your angst fo'sho
Funniest poster - Go on Phlegms. Just take it. Take it all. You lovable wee pup.
Best Taste in Music - A_Neurotic I s'pose, although it's a toughie because almostnever deserves some major props too, along with... many others.
Best Dressed - SarcasticFairy
Best Mod - InsectOverlord, because he goes about his job in such a way that he's never banned me for being inappropriate. He's also here the most. But I do love you all.
Best Beard - Pyggy. Dude.
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Anyone with a Cork accent. I'd resort to mimicking ou and eventually being slapped. KnifeWRENCH springs to mind.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Craguls. YOU ARE SO KIND.
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - D4RK_ONION, dude.

The Should Be A Couple Award? If Aisling & UltimateChin still posted here frequently they would win hands down. Buuuuuuuuuut they don't. SO Craguls & Phlegms it is, because they left stains on my carpet.

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#44 28-12-2009 3:23am

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Will throw in my opinion despite mostly lurking here!

Best Poster - Fad
Best Thread - The den I'd say
Funniest poster - Bythewoods, wonderfully sarcastic and cynical at times.
Best Taste in Music - No clue, sorry
Best Dressed - Craguls of course, so much Sonic!
Best Mod - Meh
Best Beard - Pymgalion seems to be the only option !
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - People, confined spaces, nah.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Good aul craguls again
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - D4RK ONION

Couple - Has to be Craig and Phlegms. Seriously guys you have stuff to work out... :P

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#45 28-12-2009 3:28am

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banjopaul wrote: »

Best Beard - Pymgalion seems to be the only option !

You are the other option. You can vote for yourself.

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#46 28-12-2009 3:30am

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Jako8 wrote: »

You are the other option. You can vote for yourself.

Bit vain though! Plus I'm beardless at the moment so it wouldn't be fair

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#47 28-12-2009 3:30am

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Jako8 wrote: »

You are the other option. You can vote for yourself.

Ahem...I believe I make the rules here :pac:

Plus, I nominated him anyway, so he'll be on the poll regardless

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#48 28-12-2009 3:35am

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Haha ye actually changed your nominations to me?!
Deadly!

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#49 28-12-2009 3:36am

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Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Ahem...I believe I make the rules here :pac:

Plus, I nominated him anyway, so he'll be on the poll regardless

Remember that bythewoods, Insecty and you are also in the poll, as is Soccy IIRC.

I think Soccy gets my vote

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#50 28-12-2009 4:58pm

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Pygmalion wrote: »

I think Soccy gets my vote

Soccy's wins on the style front for me, she obviously put alot of work into her beard........

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#51 28-12-2009 5:41pm

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Fad wrote: »

Soccy's wins on the style front for me, she obviously put alot of work into her beard........

And yet she's not proud of it. She pretends it's not even there. I dunno does she deserve a jizzler tbh...

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#52 28-12-2009 11:35pm

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MUST NOT MAKE... INAPPROPRIATE... JOKE....

Oh, bobby, that's done mate! *Dun dun dun*

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#53 29-12-2009 2:16am

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Jay P wrote: »

And yet she's not proud of it. She pretends it's not even there. I dunno does she deserve a jizzler tbh...

Don't listen to him Soccy, I would defo give you an award for best beard.

EDIT: Jesus Christ that sounded so ****ing wrong >.>, note to self "an award for best beard" sounds a lot less perverted than "a jizzler".

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#54 29-12-2009 2:18am

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Pygmalion wrote: »

Don't listen to him Soccy, I would defo give you an award for best beard.

EDIT: Jesus Christ that sounded so ****ing wrong >.>, note to self "an award for best beard" sounds a lot less perverted than "a jizzler".

That sounds so wonderfully filthy.

Edit:// Awww you edited it

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#55 29-12-2009 2:32am

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Jay P wrote: »

And yet she's not proud of it. She pretends it's not even there. I dunno does she deserve a jizzler tbh...

Oh wait crap!
She's like 12 or something.... :pac:

It came out wrong.

Wait no!

It can all be misconstrued

Wahey, big word!

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#56 29-12-2009 2:35am

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dude, Im 15... not 12..:cool:

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#57 29-12-2009 2:39am

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soccymonster wrote: »

dude, Im 15... not 12..:cool:

It's still creepy either way.

And I'm not creepy

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#58 29-12-2009 2:43am

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soccymonster wrote: »

dude, Im 15... not 12..:cool:

Ah, that's grand then.

How you doin'?

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#59 29-12-2009 2:44am

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Pygmalion wrote: »

Ah, that's grand then.

How you doin'?

Mods, can there be a footnote relating to the age of consent in the charter please?

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#60 29-12-2009 2:45am

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Pygmalion wrote: »

How you doin'?

Im very well thanks for asking.

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#61 29-12-2009 2:46am

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Jay P wrote: »

Oh wait crap!
She's like 12 or something.... :pac:

It came out wrong.

Not as wrong as Pyggy's original post:P

Pygmalion wrote: »

Don't listen to him Soccy, I would defo give you a jizzler.

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