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  • #1172
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ten minutes before you get to the stop!

    how far is it to Dublin.


  • #1173
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Not far enough.

    Kittensoft, or actual kittens?


  • #1174
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Depends on whether the claws have been removed.

    rabbits or hares?


  • #1175
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Hares. Otherwise my head is cold.


    Are we there yet?


  • #1176
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am! you're still on the rickshaw....

    If Richard owned a rickshaw, what would he call it???


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  • #1177
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Honey-bun.

    Why would I want a menu after the tea trolley has passed?


  • #1178
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because remorse is FAR more delicious than anything you could have had from the tea-trolley!

    Hurdy gurdy?


  • #1179
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    No, mentos.

    Is this a question?


  • #1180
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It could be?

    what is this statment!


  • #1181
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Irrelevant.

    Why does it always rain on me?


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  • #1182
    bluecatmorgana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    ever hear of karma?

    Why are there two questions in this post?


  • #1183
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Because you touch yourself at night.

    Why spin a leek?


  • #1184
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    To disorientate it before it infects the children.

    What does it take?


  • #1185
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Two paracetamol and some dried squid.

    If a zombie eats your brain in the forest, do the squirrels get your nose?


  • #1186
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Squirrels always go for the nuts.

    But what if you're a girl?


  • #1187
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Did you not get the blow up girly i got you for christmas,


    who is pushing the trolly???


  • #1188
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    a trolly is a pushy troll, deserves to be trollied

    When Will Will Win Windsorlot?


  • #1189
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    when me dad gets off the wii.

    why is a pudding not a cake???


  • #1190
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,598 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Because cake is good.

    Where for arth thou?


  • #1191
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Just af4 three.

    Do polar bears go grey?


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  • #1192
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Only for the spring/summer catalogue. It's the new black you know.

    Hat on or hat off?


  • #1193
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    HAT AWAY!!!! (Hes a really lame super hero)

    We wish you a merry... what?


  • #1194
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Stuff...

    Really... ?


  • #1195
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    but of couse!

    and just why not?


  • #1196
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    2867-SS_knot-y.jpg
    http://www.silverenchantments.com/celtic-jewelry-components_pg8.html

    how does the jelly get in the donut?


  • #1197
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Cos he said so
    > :pac:

    Are the people who write the popular TV show Lost, themselves... lost?


  • #1198
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    most of the time

    is santa in miami now?


  • #1199
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Santa Cruz

    Wyoming?


  • #1200
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Definitely

    Starsky or Hutch?


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  • #1201
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Hutch needs a hand

    how do I get this thing out of second gear?


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