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Premise: GF catches you watching porn on the PC

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  • #32
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Wouldn't bother me in the slightest. I'd either leave him to it or join in. Women do it too sure!


  • #33
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    It is important to remember that pressing back space will lead to the last page viewed irregardless of history being deleted.

    This happened to someone i know and it was very embarrassing.

    Very easy to solve, Safari has a "private browsing" option and a "reset history" option too (which clears everything). I highly recommend it for ninja surfing.


  • #34
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Very easy to solve, Safari has a "private browsing" option and a "reset history" option too (which clears everything). I highly recommend it for ninja surfing.

    Yep, IE, Firefox and Chrome all have a private browsing option which allows you to surf and it doesn't keep track of what pages you visited so they won't appear in any history and it also clears out cookies etc. It doesn't however delete files or clear out files that you've delibrately downloaded while in private browsing mode :)


  • #35
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Very easy to solve, Safari has a "private browsing" option and a "reset history" option too (which clears everything). I highly recommend it for ninja surfing.
    grandmaster wrote: »
    Yep, IE, Firefox and Chrome all have a private browsing option which allows you to surf and it doesn't keep track of what pages you visited so they won't appear in any history and it also clears out cookies etc. It doesn't however delete files or clear out files that you've delibrately downloaded while in private browsing mode :)
    *takes note*


  • #36
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    grandmaster wrote: »
    It doesn't however delete files or clear out files that you've delibrately downloaded while in private browsing mode :)

    There is free software out there that'll clear temp files and the lot for you leaving no [easy to reach] evidence behind.


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  • #37
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I'm going to refrain from answering this one in its entirity, so I'll leave it at: It can feel quite nice when other areas are being stimulated at the same time ;)

    Duuuuuuuuude. :eek:

    Uncool. :(


  • #38
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Duuuuuuuuude. :eek:

    Uncool. :(
    There's nothing wrong with getting your ears massaged while you bust a load over the keyboard.


  • #39
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    i think my gf would find it quite funny to be honest.

    any woman who would get upset or offended by it needs to cop on...lads do it all the time!


  • #40
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

    He is now divorced.........


  • #41
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Theres no harm in it, I'd just ask him if he needs another hand.


    your soooooooooooooo thaughtfull :cool:

    im not saying any more....
    The real question is what happens if your gfs a pornstar and you where watching another porn star would she get jelous ?


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  • #42
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    galwayrush wrote: »
    A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

    He is now divorced.........


    shenanigans! thats not divorce-worthy.

    unless...he habitually got pissed drunk, wouldnt stop despite the pleas of friends and family and this was the straw that broke the camels back!


  • #43
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    your soooooooooooooo thaughtfull :cool:

    im not saying any more....
    The real question is what happens if your gfs a pornstar and you where watching another porn star would she get jelous ?


    ah come on...this is AH we're talking about!


  • #44
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    galwayrush wrote: »
    A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

    He is now divorced.........

    sounds like he's better off, or an episode of an 80's sitcom.


  • #45
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    ottostreet wrote: »
    ah come on...this is AH we're talking about!

    that's true, there's no if about it.

    :cool:






    :(


  • #46
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    scotchy wrote: »
    Interesting reading:)

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html


    .

    This again.:rolleyes: This was a study in which they asked 20 university students if they watched porn. N = 20 no statistical power whatsoever. All university studnets means it was a bias sample not truly representative of the male cross section. THey have no business reporting on such a shoddy study, and they ahve absolutely no business concluding all males watch porn from a study of 20 males. Of course there are those that don't.
    galwayrush wrote: »
    A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

    He is now divorced.........

    Hmmm you don't really believe that story thou do you ?


  • #47
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ottostreet wrote: »
    ah come on...this is AH we're talking about!

    im sorry i let my imagination run a bit wild...

    me ma says ya never know your luck in a small town :eek:


  • #48
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    opinion guy wrote: »
    This again.:rolleyes: This was a study in which they asked 20 university students if they watched porn. N = 20 no statistical power whatsoever. All university studnets means it was a bias sample not truly representative of the male cross section. THey have no business reporting on such a shoddy study, and they ahve absolutely no business concluding all males watch porn from a study of 20 males. Of course there are those that don't.

    Even if they studied 10,000,000 men they still couldn't conclude that all men watch porn, what type of scientists are these?


  • #49
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Uncool. :(

    Lies!















    Which part? :(


  • #50
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    opinion guy wrote: »


    Hmmm you don't really believe that story thou do you ?

    Yes, it happened.;)


  • #51
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Yes, it happened.;)

    I once came home wasted and, like your friend, forgot to put the major away after using the toilet. Unfortunately in my drunken state I decided to hoover my room. Needless to say I found the hoover trying to vacuum the major, in the struggle I accidentally turned on the computer and browsed onto a porn site. My mother, hearing the ruckus, decided to check on me and got the wrong impression.

    It happens.


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  • #52
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Seachmall wrote: »
    I once came home wasted and, like your friend, forgot to put the major away after using the toilet. Unfortunately in my drunken state I decided to hoover my room. Needless to say I found the hoover trying to vacuum the major, in the struggle I accidentally turned on the computer and browsed onto a porn site. My mother, hearing the ruckus, decided to check on me and got the wrong impression.

    It happens.
    Hmm.. Did that happen in REALITY world or MAKEY-UPPY world?;)


  • #53
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Trí wrote: »
    Hmm.. Did that happen in REALITY world or MAKEY-UPPY world?;)

    Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference :(.


  • #54
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Used to be the Playboy /Hustler magazine found under the bed that caused the embarrassment but getting caught with your ' pants down ' might a bit of a kinky turn on for both him and her ;)


  • #55
    komodosp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    The missus actually encourages it as it's where I get a lot of my best moves. :cool:

    You being serious here? Because most of the "moves" I see in porn are there to visually please the man and while the woman is pretending to be really turned on... But don't really work in real life


  • #56
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    komodosp wrote: »
    Because most of the "moves" I see in porn are there to visually please the man and while the woman is pretending to be really turned on... But don't really work in real life
    COCK SLAP


  • #57
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    I would explain that I was just doing some research on inter-species mating practices !!!


  • #58
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    The girls who complain about it simply have self-esteem issues, that they would need to sort out.

    As for me, I don't see a problem with it. Fire away!


  • #59
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Just Say "give us a hand love"


  • #60
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    C'mon, if he had any class, he wouldn't have told you.


    Why?? cos only girls talk about their relationships??


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  • #61
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    My girl friends and I had this conversation recently. Most of them said they're fine with it, just one of them said she thought porn is disgusting. My boyfriend doesn't really watch it that much, I'm fine with it. I'd encourage it actually, no harm and plenty of tips to be picked up!


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