Premise: GF catches you watching porn on the PC

Richard Dower

I saw this scenario played out recently on a tv show called Being Erica, it was very funny....but raised alot of questions, that were explored in the ep.

So my question is, girls....how would you react?...what questions would it raise for you?
Why would he need that when he can get the real thing etc?, men.....why?

afatbollix

thread in the ladys lounge... Go read it..

Crumble Froo

meh. it's porn. as long as it's not somebody he knows personally, all is sweet.

scotchy

Interesting reading:)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html


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Peyton Manning

Crumble Froo wrote: »

meh. it's porn. as long as it's not somebody he knows personally, all is sweet.

Marry me...

Zascar

In this day and age if a woman has a problem with a man watching porn she needs to open her eyes and get real. Most women are fine with it, its no big deal - the few who do are usually totally naive and prudish.

Porn to men is kinda like vibrators to women

Crumble Froo

Archimedes wrote: »

Marry me...

i assure you now... bad idea. but women who think similarly to that post of mine you jsut quoted... not that rare

Reg'stoy

Ask her to use the mouse, leaving both hands free.

Funfair

Just tell her that’s where you learn all those special moves you do on her and you were looking for some extra special moves for Xmas

SV

Funfair wrote: »

Just tell her that’s where you learn all those special moves you do on her and you were looking for some extra special moves for Xmas

yeah, missionary..and..eh..

watna

I wouldn't reall mind that much but I would wonder why he felt the need to watch it in secret when I'm not around. Why not watch it together or openly?

Xavi6

watna wrote: »

I wouldn't reall mind that much but I would wonder why he felt the need to watch it in secret when I'm not around. Why not watch it together or openly?

Because it just not the same.

It's like your parents letting you have a drink at Christmas when you were underage. Takes all the fun out of it.

Kiera

You do know wimmins look at porn too, right?

ilovelamp2000

Kiera wrote: »

You do know wimmins look at porn too, right?

Yeah all the filthy ones do.

m@cc@

The missus actually encourages it as it's where I get a lot of my best moves. :cool:

Abi

Theres no harm in it, I'd just ask him if he needs another hand.

bronte

If she has any sense , she'll join you.
It's porn, it's like scratching an itch.

helimachoptor

Actually happened to a friend of mine, sitting at his desktop in his parents study and his gf walked in while he was tugging away, very porn star like she did bat an eye lid came in stood behind him and ahem finished both of them off! Man I want his gf!

m@cc@

helimachoptor wrote: »

Actually happened to a friend of mine, sitting at his desktop in his parents study and his gf walked in while he was tugging away, very porn star like she did bat an eye lid came in stood behind him and ahem finished both of them off! Man I want his gf!

C'mon, if he had any class, he wouldn't have told you.

civis_liberalis

Archimedes wrote: »

Marry me...

I call second!

Milky Moo

I am sure he does and i don't mind, it is fun to watch together sometimes.
I think the content would be the only issue, if it was weird niche stuff or if it involved violence or something like that.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Abigayle wrote: »

Theres no harm in it, I'd just ask him if he needs another hand.

The lucky bastard, the one hand does mine

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m@cc@ wrote: »

C'mon, if he had any class, he wouldn't have told you.

Fúck that, I would have bragged about it for weeks.

Abi

Journee Red Vigilance wrote: »

The lucky bastard, the one hand does mine

I'm going to refrain from answering this one in its entirity, so I'll leave it at: It can feel quite nice when other areas are being stimulated at the same time

m@cc@

baz2009 wrote: »

Fúck that, I would have bragged about it for weeks.

A self-fulfilling prophecy.

Canis Lupus

Out of curiousity what would you women say if you walked in on your BF and found him watching homemade stuff of an old GF?

bronte

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Out of curiousity what would you women say if you walked in on your BF and found him watching homemade stuff of an old GF?

I'd probably be about as happy as he would if he caught me watching homemade stuff starring an ex of mine.

Abi

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Out of curiousity what would you women say if you walked in on your BF and found him watching homemade stuff of an old GF?

How do you think your current gf should react?

Wurly

Well i'd firstly make sure he was sufficiently embarrassed about it. Cos it is an embarrassing thing to be caught with.. So ultimate finger pointing and slagging is warranted.

Then things would probably lead upstairs. Without computher.

Do girls really go mad about this sort of thing?

G-Money

There was a similar thread about this on another forum here, I can't remember which. It was basically where a girl was getting all upset that her boyfriend was watching porn and she took this to mean he wasn't attracted to her etc.

It was a bit frustrating as she didn't really understand the male mentality when watching porn. Also for some reason she felt the need to compare herself to the people in porn which I felt was a bit unnecessary and bordering of vanity. It's really just a release and sometimes people just want to get off without the whole rigmarole of having to start pleasing someone else first. It's not selfish, it's just the way things are.

Captain Darling

Trí wrote: »

Well i'd firstly make sure he was sufficiently embarrassed about it. Cos it is an embarrassing thing to be caught with.. So ultimate finger pointing and slagging is warranted.

Then things would probably lead upstairs. Without computher.

Do girls really go mad about this sort of thing?

It is important to remember that pressing back space will lead to the last page viewed irregardless of history being deleted.

This happened to someone i know and it was very embarrassing.

alwaysadub

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest. I'd either leave him to it or join in. Women do it too sure!

Seachmall

Captain Darling wrote: »

It is important to remember that pressing back space will lead to the last page viewed irregardless of history being deleted.

This happened to someone i know and it was very embarrassing.

Very easy to solve, Safari has a "private browsing" option and a "reset history" option too (which clears everything). I highly recommend it for ninja surfing.

G-Money

Seachmall wrote: »

Very easy to solve, Safari has a "private browsing" option and a "reset history" option too (which clears everything). I highly recommend it for ninja surfing.

Yep, IE, Firefox and Chrome all have a private browsing option which allows you to surf and it doesn't keep track of what pages you visited so they won't appear in any history and it also clears out cookies etc. It doesn't however delete files or clear out files that you've delibrately downloaded while in private browsing mode

Captain Darling

Seachmall wrote: »

Very easy to solve, Safari has a "private browsing" option and a "reset history" option too (which clears everything). I highly recommend it for ninja surfing.

grandmaster wrote: »

Yep, IE, Firefox and Chrome all have a private browsing option which allows you to surf and it doesn't keep track of what pages you visited so they won't appear in any history and it also clears out cookies etc. It doesn't however delete files or clear out files that you've delibrately downloaded while in private browsing mode

*takes note*

Seachmall

grandmaster wrote: »

It doesn't however delete files or clear out files that you've delibrately downloaded while in private browsing mode

There is free software out there that'll clear temp files and the lot for you leaving no [easy to reach] evidence behind.

Feeky Magee

Abigayle wrote: »

I'm going to refrain from answering this one in its entirity, so I'll leave it at: It can feel quite nice when other areas are being stimulated at the same time

Duuuuuuuuude. :eek:

Uncool.

Seachmall

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Duuuuuuuuude. :eek:

Uncool.

There's nothing wrong with getting your ears massaged while you bust a load over the keyboard.

ottostreet

i think my gf would find it quite funny to be honest.

any woman who would get upset or offended by it needs to cop on...lads do it all the time!

galwayrush

A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

He is now divorced.........

Snowie

Abigayle wrote: »

Theres no harm in it, I'd just ask him if he needs another hand.

your soooooooooooooo thaughtfull :cool:

im not saying any more....
The real question is what happens if your gfs a pornstar and you where watching another porn star would she get jelous ?

ottostreet

galwayrush wrote: »

A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

He is now divorced.........

shenanigans! thats not divorce-worthy.

unless...he habitually got pissed drunk, wouldnt stop despite the pleas of friends and family and this was the straw that broke the camels back!

ottostreet

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

your soooooooooooooo thaughtfull :cool:

im not saying any more....
The real question is what happens if your gfs a pornstar and you where watching another porn star would she get jelous ?

ah come on...this is AH we're talking about!

120_Minutes

galwayrush wrote: »

A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

He is now divorced.........

sounds like he's better off, or an episode of an 80's sitcom.

SV

ottostreet wrote: »

ah come on...this is AH we're talking about!

that's true, there's no if about it.

:cool:

opinion guy

scotchy wrote: »

Interesting reading:)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html


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This again.:rolleyes: This was a study in which they asked 20 university students if they watched porn. N = 20 no statistical power whatsoever. All university studnets means it was a bias sample not truly representative of the male cross section. THey have no business reporting on such a shoddy study, and they ahve absolutely no business concluding all males watch porn from a study of 20 males. Of course there are those that don't.

galwayrush wrote: »

A friend of mine got really pissed one night while his wife was out, he crawled to the loo, forgot to put his lad back and crawled back to the sofa, fell asleep instantly while accidentally sitting on the TV remote and managing to switch on a porn channel, wife arrived back with her parents to find the porn on TV, and his dick exposed with his hand on it............:D

He is now divorced.........

Hmmm you don't really believe that story thou do you ?

Snowie

ottostreet wrote: »

ah come on...this is AH we're talking about!

im sorry i let my imagination run a bit wild...

me ma says ya never know your luck in a small town :eek:

Seachmall

opinion guy wrote: »

This again.:rolleyes: This was a study in which they asked 20 university students if they watched porn. N = 20 no statistical power whatsoever. All university studnets means it was a bias sample not truly representative of the male cross section. THey have no business reporting on such a shoddy study, and they ahve absolutely no business concluding all males watch porn from a study of 20 males. Of course there are those that don't.

Even if they studied 10,000,000 men they still couldn't conclude that all men watch porn, what type of scientists are these?

Abi

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Uncool.

Lies!















Which part?

galwayrush

opinion guy wrote: »

Hmmm you don't really believe that story thou do you ?

Yes, it happened.;)

Seachmall

galwayrush wrote: »

Yes, it happened.;)

I once came home wasted and, like your friend, forgot to put the major away after using the toilet. Unfortunately in my drunken state I decided to hoover my room. Needless to say I found the hoover trying to vacuum the major, in the struggle I accidentally turned on the computer and browsed onto a porn site. My mother, hearing the ruckus, decided to check on me and got the wrong impression.

It happens.