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  • #4622
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    CDfm robbed Rudolphs virginity


  • #4623
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    (my list of those to stalk is full a the min, but maybe i will fit you in)


    CDfm made Cicero cry today, bad CDfm,BAD!!!


  • #4624
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joes girls is actually a natural confectionary bear-shaped sweet.

    BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!


  • #4625
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    SeaSlacker is the famous masturbating dolphin who is Funguys best friend.


  • #4626
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm's idea of stuffed sausage in a turkey includes dripping and a fatty residue around his genitalia


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  • #4627
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    staker hopes to pole dance for Santa.


  • #4628
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam doesn't believe its Rudolfs nose that glows but another appendage and aims to find out once and for all.


  • #4629
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm is partial to yellow snow.


  • #4630
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam cuts himself shaving so has lots of little bits of toilet paper stuck to his genetalia


  • #4631
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm wrote: »
    Amalgam cuts himself shaving so has lots of little bits of toilet paper stuck to his genetalia

    CDfm makes sure my frenulum doesn't get in the way, silk soft fingers..


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  • #4632
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    amalgam, is made up of left over fillings


  • #4633
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow is made of sugar and spice and all things nice


  • #4634
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Hey cdfm stick to telling lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    cdfm will be playing the leading role in the New Erotic Film of the year Noddy does The Farmyard


  • #4635
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow wrote: »
    Hey cdfm stick to telling lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :D LOL

    Colrow has told his houseboy that he is the real Santa Claus and will be visiting him tonight.


  • #4636
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm 'regifts' EVERYTHING.


  • #4637
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .........is a paedo santa.


  • #4638
    BigDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    Niceirishfella is actually a horrible french woman


  • #4639
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Big PuffMan loves hanging out of cdfm


  • #4640
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..is going to change his name in 2010 to refect his real sexual orientation......BIGPUFFMAN!


  • #4641
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    In 2010 Niceirishfella is going to embark on a fantasy year as a straight guy by living with a transexual named Simon from Ennistymon


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  • #4642
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    CDfm was spotted roaring into a postbox recently, trying to send voicemail.


  • #4643
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ........is afraid of santa........and can never sleep @ xmas.


  • #4644
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella has nightmares about Rudolfs shiny red nose


  • #4645
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,936 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    CDfm tried to sell me his body for €5, but reduced it to free when he saw how utterly handsome I am


  • #4646
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    LordChessingtons pressie from Santa was to be dropped naked into the George


  • #4647
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cdfms in the emergency department, to have his xmas tree removed from his arse, that'll teach not to be the fairy on the xmas tree no more!!!!!!!!!


  • #4648
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow hopes to escape detection buggering reindeer in Phoenix Park this year and is wearing condoms.


  • #4649
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm tactics are
    run for cover
    improvise a weapon
    set up position
    make attack
    run for cover


  • #4650
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck is Canadian and proud of it.


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  • #4651
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm got lots of ANAL lube from santa for xmas - he's a happy homo.


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