Michelle Heaton

Carsinian Thau · 15-12-2009 03:22AM

MizzLolly wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMFS0fGwuQ

I can't believe that even though I already knew who she was (thanks Dudess!), I still watched all of that.

It appears that I will do anything to avoid study....

On topic: Any chance it was a final test for the candidate? I notice he didn't really check if she was ok. Maybe the angry stupid man in charge of everything set it up.

Tar.Aldarion · 15-12-2009 03:34AM

I know that song! No idea who janine is though, soaps are painful

Dudess · 15-12-2009 03:34AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you like Janine off Eastenders, she's yr type of bird. If you have any modicum of taste, however...

I think Janine can be quite pretty.
She reminds me of Diana Rigg... but crossed with Ricky Gervais.

I'm not saying that to be nasty - I've just always thought that genuinely...

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 03:40AM

Love it

:p:p

I can't stand that bi**h!

Ever since her crocodile tears on Failte Towers (me, me, me, me, me, me .. attention, attention, attention) and then she went on Celebrity Big Brother and cried some more.

Was in the Diary Room nonstop crying about Coolio, saying he was bullying her. Trying to be Shilpa Shetty mark II.

Spoilt.

I hate her!

Last week she was in Australia saying Jordan was innocent and lovely .. blah blah blah.

This video has made my week .. woo hoo

starbelgrade · 15-12-2009 03:40AM

Dudess wrote: »

I think Janine can be quite pretty.
She reminds me of Diana Rigg... but crossed with Ricky Gervais.
I'm not saying that to be nasty - I've just always thought that genuinely...

Oh dear jesus, you have one awful, yet bizzarrely accurate TV mind! Diana Rigg (hot 60's chick) meets Rick Gervais (fat, unnatractive, borderline-humorous comedian) WOULD be Janine.

It's almost hideous in it's one-night-stand-nver-should-have-happened truthfulness!

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 03:42AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

So............am I the only one that Lol'd and still giggling as I type :D:D:D:D:D:D

No

F**king love karma sometimes.

itsallaboutheL · 15-12-2009 03:45AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

And on another note, did anyone else see the glimpse of Pippa whats-her-face's nipple on show, or was it just my over active imagination?

Yup it was definitely there.

starbelgrade · 15-12-2009 03:48AM

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Yup it was definitely there.

Fair play to her so.. the nips make up for the face!

Dudess · 15-12-2009 03:50AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's almost hideous in it's one-night-stand-nver-should-have-happened truthfulness!

Maybe that one-night stand occurred between a nervous 19-year-old Ricky and a milfy 42-year-old Diana in 1980?

starbelgrade · 15-12-2009 03:53AM

Dudess wrote: »

Maybe that one-night stand occurred between a nervous 19-year-old Ricky and a milfy 42-year-old Diana in 1980?

You are one sick mama. I bet you wrote the plot-line for Darren getting Heather up the stick.

Jev/N · 15-12-2009 04:13AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Love it :p:p

I can't stand that bi**h!

Ever since her crocodile tears on Failte Towers (me, me, me, me, me, me .. attention, attention, attention) and then she went on Celebrity Big Brother and cried some more.

Was in the Diary Room nonstop crying about Coolio, saying he was bullying her. Trying to be Shilpa Shetty mark II.

Spoilt.

I hate her!

Last week she was in Australia saying Jordan was innocent and lovely .. blah blah blah.

This video has made my week .. woo hoo

Jesus....you watch all that sh!te?

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 04:24AM

Jev/N wrote: »

Jesus....you watch all that sh!te?

Love Big Brother. Massive fan since it started.

Didn't watch much of Failte Towers until Don Baker flipped the lid on that chef and then watched it from that point.

She's a minipulative little madam that one.

There are not many people I would enjoy seeing going on their ear like that, but she most definitely was on the short list of people that I would have paid to see it happen to.

Didn't watch 'I'm a Celeb .. ' but seen the ITV2 interview with Jordon where Michelle was talking bollox.

Take it your not fan of even Big Brother then?

starbelgrade · 15-12-2009 04:34AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Love Big Brother. Massive fan since it started.

Didn't watch much of Failte Towers until Don Baker flipped the lid on that chef and then watched it from that point.

She's a minipulative little madam that one.

There are not many people I would enjoy seeing going on their ear like that, but she most definitely was on the short list of people that I would have paid to see it happen to.

Didn't watch 'I'm a Celeb .. ' but seen the ITV2 interview with Jordon where Michelle was talking bollox.

Take it your not fan of even Big Brother then?

I haven't watched BB for a few series, but I nearly fell on the floor when Heaton went on her holio.. I can make a nice upside down tart, but not one THAT funny!

Jev/N · 15-12-2009 04:36AM

Used to be a fan for the first few series but it just turned into monotonous crap for the most part so I went off it; can't stand most reality shows now, particularly the Z list celeb ones!

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 04:43AM

Jev/N wrote: »

can't stand most reality shows now, particularly the Z list celeb ones!

They are my favourite

I just love seeing Z list celebs lose the plot.

What's not to love about seeing celebs try and hang onto the threads of their celebrity status?

Bez from The Happy Monday's will always be my fav BB housemate.

Where else would you get a stoner lfrom Manchester like Bez sitting on Jackie Stallone's bed saying 'Be alright Jackkkicee, sound" and her saying "Mr Bez, I was told there would be a Grand British hotel, I can't stay here!"

Or Vanessa Feltz having a nervous breakdown

starbelgrade · 15-12-2009 04:48AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

They are my favourite

I just love seeing Z list celebs lose the plot.

What's not to love about seeing celebs try and hang onto the threads of their celebrity status?

Bez from The Happy Monday's will always be my fav BB housemate.

Where else would you get a stoner lfrom Manchester like Bez sitting on Jackie Stallone's bed saying 'Be alright Jackkkicee, sound" and her saying "Mr Bez, I was told there would be a Grand British hotel, I can't stay here!"

Or Vanessa Feltz having a nervous breakdown

If yr gonna watch crap TV, you might as well watch the crappest of the crap! Apart from X-factor. talk about high / low brow!

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 04:59AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

If yr gonna watch crap TV, you might as well watch the crappest of the crap! Apart from X-factor. talk about high / low brow!

Christ, I'm not bad.

F**king hate that crap.

Although, Grainne Seogie has me tuning in to that Irish one if I have the house to myself

starbelgrade · 15-12-2009 05:09AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Christ, I'm not bad.

F**king hate that crap.

Although, Grainne Seogie has me tuning in to that Irish one if I have the house to myself

Switch if off man! FAR TOO MUCH TV!

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 05:14AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Switch if off man! FAR TOO MUCH TV!

Your right, should be saving myeslf for Celbrity Big Brother 2010!!!

Wooo Hoooo .. two weeks to go :pac:

petes · 15-12-2009 09:19AM

No a big fan of Michelle Heaton but I definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed. And I doubt most of you saying that you don't like her wouldn't either.

Chance would be a fine thing!!

Still I would have enjoyed watching that last night for the cringe factor alone. I had to console myself witha few beers instead.

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 09:29AM

Insurgent wrote: »

No a big fan of Michelle Heaton but I definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed. And I doubt most of you saying that you don't like her wouldn't either..

Well of course.

Just cause I don't like her doesn't mean I wouldn't shag the arse off her.

As a matter of fact, it would kinda make it more fun

Gummy Panda · 15-12-2009 09:30AM

I'd ride her like I stole her

OutlawPete · 15-12-2009 09:36AM

Anyone remember her husband coming over from the UK to surprise her when she was a judge on some talent show here with Brendan O'Connor?

A week later they broke up as she was caught cheating ..

Article with her ex ..

petes · 15-12-2009 09:55AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well of course.

Just cause I don't like her doesn't mean I wouldn't shag the arse off her.

As a matter of fact, it would kinda make it more fun

Wasn't really aimed at you. More the posts like starbelgrades "I've seen hotter ice-creams"!!

homerjay2005 · 15-12-2009 10:59AM

quality...id say shes a right f*ckin clown...

15-12-2009 11:13AM

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phasers · 15-12-2009 11:19AM

I don't understand why she's famous in Ireland now. Are we really that desperate for celebrities?

melodical · 15-12-2009 11:30AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'd ride her like I stole her

Haha Brilliant!!!

I was never as glad to have Sky plus, Girlfriend had to prise the remote out of my hand to stop me from watching it.

Liam Byrne · 15-12-2009 11:54AM

Half-heard some reference to this on the radio this morning and was wondering who she was and what it was all about. Then I saw the thread here.

Was this the actual launch of the Fiesta or - given the posts referring to "reality" TV, was it some contrived/staged bull ?

homerun_homer · 15-12-2009 12:29PM

phasers wrote: »

I don't understand why she's famous in Ireland now. Are we really that desperate for celebrities?

It's not that we adopted her, she just took to hanging round over here since RTE and muppets like that will stick her on TV.

As for Pippa O'Connor when she showed up in that dress, I wouldn't be convinced by the bimbo Irish model squad now but.... Phwoar

Michelle Heaton

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