Michelle Heaton

BaZmO*

Why doesn't this have a thread of it's own?
Scaaaaarrrrrrrrrlah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeGIMwgm_Zc

INSCOPE

It was TV gold!

thomond2006

Who the **** is she?

sky88

television greaqtness right there

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Unrealted, but is that a red bow on her back or the key they use to wind her up with?

TheZohanS

The poor girl.

Sir Gallagher

thomond2006 wrote: »

Who the **** is she?

Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

We get it you too cool for pop culture..

Tyler MacDurden

*Paging Keyboard Cat*

liamygunner29

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

We get it you too cool for pop culture..

Well said

MrStuffins

I cringed so badly ut felt like i was watching episodes of The Office and Extras at the same time!

Buceph

I personally think Barney's telling short on alcoholism is the deserved winner. But I'm sure my wife will lovingly try and teach me some morals and I'll give in and cast my vote for the falling over video as deserving of the prize.

starbelgrade

The best line in the show was, "how can we get the best value for our money out of Michelle Heaton?"

The only thing that surprised me was that no-one suggested pimping her out!

And on another note, did anyone else see the glimpse of Pippa whats-her-face's nipple on show, or was it just my over active imagination?

BluesBerry

So............am I the only one that Lol'd and still giggling as I type :D:D:D:D:D:D

epgc3fyqirnbsx

which band was she in??
she's awful hot, I'll never forget a picture I saw of her in a bikini on a beach and hating the prick who was there with her

thomond2006

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

We get it you too cool for pop culture..

Ok got me.

Who is she though?

MrStuffins

Raegan Chubby Marathon wrote: »

which band was she in??
she's awful hot, I'll never forget a picture I saw of her in a bikini on a beach and hating the prick who was there with her

Come on, i'm too lazy to Google it!

Dudess

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

We get it you too cool for pop culture..

I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.

thomond2006

Dudess wrote: »

I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.

Thank you.

MrStuffins

Dudess wrote: »

I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.

Yeah, but she was on Come Dine with Me, so there's no excuse!

starbelgrade

Raegan Chubby Marathon wrote: »

which band was she in??
she's awful hot,

I've seen hotter ice-creams.

Cunny-Funt

She was hot, back on 02. Now she looks like shes had a face lift.

redorblack

Poor girl falling over, Steve tried to do his speech but you could see every few seconds he couldnt get his words out because the thought (she ****ing fell over, she fell over) clouded out what he wanted to say ha ha Best tv in ages

Dudess

Buceph wrote: »

I personally think Barney's telling short on alcoholism is the deserved winner.

Puke-ahontas.

pebbles21

thomond2006 wrote: »

Who the **** is she?

Here she is Here in her younger days of stardom

Shes on the second row on the left

DirkVoodoo

So slick, stylish and attractive that she can't even manage to walk upright. I just hope the Ford has better handling, ho-ho-ho.

It is pretty funny, feel a bit sorry for her but then why the hell is she wearing such massive heels.

Sir Gallagher

thomond2006 wrote: »

Ok got me.

Who is she though?

She used to be Michelle Heaton of Liberty X Fame and the poster girl for dodgy fake tans.

Now she's Michelle Heaton, the daft orange bint who went out on her ear on the Apprentice.

:pac:

DirkVoodoo

Don't forget she was also Michelle Heaton of "people with no discernible talent who somehow end up on talent show judging panels", the king of which has to be Piers Morgan, or maybe Brendan O'Connor.

MizzLolly

Awh the poor girl. That can't have felt very nice, especially since it was on tv too. Poor Michelle!

Tar.Aldarion

Dudess wrote: »

I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.

no idea who she is still

MizzLolly

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

no idea who she is still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMFS0fGwuQ

starbelgrade

If you like Janine off Eastenders, she's yr type of bird. If you have any modicum of taste, however...

(and if you don't understand THAT pop reference, you really should stop going out so often, stay in a bit more, watch some TV & get a life )

Carsinian Thau

MizzLolly wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMFS0fGwuQ

I can't believe that even though I already knew who she was (thanks Dudess!), I still watched all of that.

It appears that I will do anything to avoid study....


On topic: Any chance it was a final test for the candidate? I notice he didn't really check if she was ok. Maybe the angry stupid man in charge of everything set it up.

Tar.Aldarion

I know that song! No idea who janine is though, soaps are painful

Dudess

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you like Janine off Eastenders, she's yr type of bird. If you have any modicum of taste, however...

I think Janine can be quite pretty.
She reminds me of Diana Rigg... but crossed with Ricky Gervais.
I'm not saying that to be nasty - I've just always thought that genuinely...

OutlawPete

Love it :p:p

I can't stand that bi**h!

Ever since her crocodile tears on Failte Towers (me, me, me, me, me, me .. attention, attention, attention) and then she went on Celebrity Big Brother and cried some more.

Was in the Diary Room nonstop crying about Coolio, saying he was bullying her. Trying to be Shilpa Shetty mark II.

Spoilt.

I hate her!

Last week she was in Australia saying Jordan was innocent and lovely .. blah blah blah.

This video has made my week .. woo hoo

starbelgrade

Dudess wrote: »

I think Janine can be quite pretty.
She reminds me of Diana Rigg... but crossed with Ricky Gervais.
I'm not saying that to be nasty - I've just always thought that genuinely...

Oh dear jesus, you have one awful, yet bizzarrely accurate TV mind! Diana Rigg (hot 60's chick) meets Rick Gervais (fat, unnatractive, borderline-humorous comedian) WOULD be Janine.

It's almost hideous in it's one-night-stand-nver-should-have-happened truthfulness!

OutlawPete

BluesBerry wrote: »

So............am I the only one that Lol'd and still giggling as I type :D:D:D:D:D:D

No

F**king love karma sometimes.

itsallaboutheL

starbelgrade wrote: »

And on another note, did anyone else see the glimpse of Pippa whats-her-face's nipple on show, or was it just my over active imagination?

Yup it was definitely there.

starbelgrade

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Yup it was definitely there.

Fair play to her so.. the nips make up for the face!

Dudess

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's almost hideous in it's one-night-stand-nver-should-have-happened truthfulness!

Maybe that one-night stand occurred between a nervous 19-year-old Ricky and a milfy 42-year-old Diana in 1980?

starbelgrade

Dudess wrote: »

Maybe that one-night stand occurred between a nervous 19-year-old Ricky and a milfy 42-year-old Diana in 1980?

You are one sick mama. I bet you wrote the plot-line for Darren getting Heather up the stick.

Jev/N

OutlawPete wrote: »

Love it :p:p

I can't stand that bi**h!

Ever since her crocodile tears on Failte Towers (me, me, me, me, me, me .. attention, attention, attention) and then she went on Celebrity Big Brother and cried some more.

Was in the Diary Room nonstop crying about Coolio, saying he was bullying her. Trying to be Shilpa Shetty mark II.

Spoilt.

I hate her!

Last week she was in Australia saying Jordan was innocent and lovely .. blah blah blah.

This video has made my week .. woo hoo

Jesus....you watch all that sh!te?

OutlawPete

Jev/N wrote: »

Jesus....you watch all that sh!te?

Love Big Brother. Massive fan since it started.

Didn't watch much of Failte Towers until Don Baker flipped the lid on that chef and then watched it from that point.

She's a minipulative little madam that one.

There are not many people I would enjoy seeing going on their ear like that, but she most definitely was on the short list of people that I would have paid to see it happen to.

Didn't watch 'I'm a Celeb .. ' but seen the ITV2 interview with Jordon where Michelle was talking bollox.

Take it your not fan of even Big Brother then?

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

Love Big Brother. Massive fan since it started.

Didn't watch much of Failte Towers until Don Baker flipped the lid on that chef and then watched it from that point.

She's a minipulative little madam that one.

There are not many people I would enjoy seeing going on their ear like that, but she most definitely was on the short list of people that I would have paid to see it happen to.

Didn't watch 'I'm a Celeb .. ' but seen the ITV2 interview with Jordon where Michelle was talking bollox.

Take it your not fan of even Big Brother then?

I haven't watched BB for a few series, but I nearly fell on the floor when Heaton went on her holio.. I can make a nice upside down tart, but not one THAT funny!

Jev/N

Used to be a fan for the first few series but it just turned into monotonous crap for the most part so I went off it; can't stand most reality shows now, particularly the Z list celeb ones!

OutlawPete

Jev/N wrote: »

can't stand most reality shows now, particularly the Z list celeb ones!

They are my favourite

I just love seeing Z list celebs lose the plot.

What's not to love about seeing celebs try and hang onto the threads of their celebrity status?

Bez from The Happy Monday's will always be my fav BB housemate.

Where else would you get a stoner lfrom Manchester like Bez sitting on Jackie Stallone's bed saying 'Be alright Jackkkicee, sound" and her saying "Mr Bez, I was told there would be a Grand British hotel, I can't stay here!"

Or Vanessa Feltz having a nervous breakdown

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

They are my favourite

I just love seeing Z list celebs lose the plot.

What's not to love about seeing celebs try and hang onto the threads of their celebrity status?

Bez from The Happy Monday's will always be my fav BB housemate.

Where else would you get a stoner lfrom Manchester like Bez sitting on Jackie Stallone's bed saying 'Be alright Jackkkicee, sound" and her saying "Mr Bez, I was told there would be a Grand British hotel, I can't stay here!"

Or Vanessa Feltz having a nervous breakdown

If yr gonna watch crap TV, you might as well watch the crappest of the crap! Apart from X-factor. talk about high / low brow!

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

If yr gonna watch crap TV, you might as well watch the crappest of the crap! Apart from X-factor. talk about high / low brow!

Christ, I'm not bad.

F**king hate that crap.

Although, Grainne Seogie has me tuning in to that Irish one if I have the house to myself

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

Christ, I'm not bad.

F**king hate that crap.

Although, Grainne Seogie has me tuning in to that Irish one if I have the house to myself

Switch if off man! FAR TOO MUCH TV!

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

Switch if off man! FAR TOO MUCH TV!

Your right, should be saving myeslf for Celbrity Big Brother 2010!!!

Wooo Hoooo .. two weeks to go :pac:

petes

No a big fan of Michelle Heaton but I definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed. And I doubt most of you saying that you don't like her wouldn't either.


Chance would be a fine thing!!


Still I would have enjoyed watching that last night for the cringe factor alone. I had to console myself witha few beers instead.