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Michelle Heaton

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 INSCOPE


    It was TV gold!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Who the **** is she?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    television greaqtness right there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Unrealted, but is that a red bow on her back or the key they use to wind her up with?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    The poor girl.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Who the **** is she?

    Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

    We get it you too cool for pop culture..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    *Paging Keyboard Cat*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭liamygunner29


    Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

    We get it you too cool for pop culture..

    Well said


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I cringed so badly ut felt like i was watching episodes of The Office and Extras at the same time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    I personally think Barney's telling short on alcoholism is the deserved winner. But I'm sure my wife will lovingly try and teach me some morals and I'll give in and cast my vote for the falling over video as deserving of the prize.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The best line in the show was, "how can we get the best value for our money out of Michelle Heaton?"

    The only thing that surprised me was that no-one suggested pimping her out!

    And on another note, did anyone else see the glimpse of Pippa whats-her-face's nipple on show, or was it just my over active imagination?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    So............am I the only one that Lol'd and still giggling as I type :D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    which band was she in??
    she's awful hot, I'll never forget a picture I saw of her in a bikini on a beach and hating the prick who was there with her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

    We get it you too cool for pop culture..

    Ok got me.

    Who is she though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    which band was she in??
    she's awful hot, I'll never forget a picture I saw of her in a bikini on a beach and hating the prick who was there with her

    Come on, i'm too lazy to Google it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Ah the obligitary "Who the fuck is that" post.

    We get it you too cool for pop culture..
    I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Dudess wrote: »
    I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.

    Thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Dudess wrote: »
    I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.

    Yeah, but she was on Come Dine with Me, so there's no excuse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    which band was she in??
    she's awful hot,

    I've seen hotter ice-creams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    She was hot, back on 02. Now she looks like shes had a face lift.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82 ✭✭redorblack


    Poor girl falling over, Steve tried to do his speech but you could see every few seconds he couldnt get his words out because the thought (she ****ing fell over, she fell over) clouded out what he wanted to say ha ha Best tv in ages


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Buceph wrote: »
    I personally think Barney's telling short on alcoholism is the deserved winner.
    Puke-ahontas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Who the **** is she?



    Here she is Here in her younger days of stardom

    Shes on the second row on the left


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,510 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    So slick, stylish and attractive that she can't even manage to walk upright. I just hope the Ford has better handling, ho-ho-ho.

    It is pretty funny, feel a bit sorry for her but then why the hell is she wearing such massive heels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Ok got me.

    Who is she though?

    She used to be Michelle Heaton of Liberty X Fame and the poster girl for dodgy fake tans.

    Now she's Michelle Heaton, the daft orange bint who went out on her ear on the Apprentice.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,510 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    Don't forget she was also Michelle Heaton of "people with no discernible talent who somehow end up on talent show judging panels", the king of which has to be Piers Morgan, or maybe Brendan O'Connor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Awh the poor girl. That can't have felt very nice, especially since it was on tv too. Poor Michelle!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Dudess wrote: »
    I don't know... I think there probably are people who haven't a clue who she is. She was in Liberty X - last successful single, about 2002. Other than that, she's a minor player in the celeb gossip world, which not everyone is acquainted with.

    no idea who she is still :s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    If you like Janine off Eastenders, she's yr type of bird. If you have any modicum of taste, however...

    (and if you don't understand THAT pop reference, you really should stop going out so often, stay in a bit more, watch some TV & get a life :D)


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