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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..........quit a long time ago¬!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Niceirishfella does it for a packet of snax and freddo bar :p

    and......niceirishfella has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    BluesBerry was 20ft from the top of mount everest without oxygen in perfect conditions but he turned back as he found he had no bodyform with him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭Wudyaquit


    CDFm only made it to base camp and had to turn back because his G-er was digging in and burning the arse off of him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    wudyquit enjoyed looking at cdfm's scaldy arse on ascent to top thats whe he climbed behind him


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Wudyaquit stole all BluesBerry's bodyform sanitary towels -ate the lot after watching the advert -and still didnt manage to abseil anywhere like the girl in the ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    cdfm went out with bodyform girl only to find out SHE was a thai ladyboy and was delighted by that fact :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭Wudyaquit


    Bluesberry's father is a thai ladyboy... as is her mother... and sister... and pet pony... and her, except she prefers the term "bangkok chick fella".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Wuduquits passtime is he likes to go to the zoo and flash the monkeys his danglies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Wudyaquit is doing an back sac and crack in the toilets of the George tonight paying 50 euro to people to rip of a wax strip.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    CDfm is first in line at the george tonight with his 50 euro in hand eagerly awaiting his wax session :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I sold my ass strip to BluesBerry for 100 euro who melted the wax and strained the hair out to make false eyelashes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    CDfm wears only cowboy boots (buck naked) and walks through temple bar on a saturday night shouting this town aint big enough for the 2 of us pilgrim swinging his rope yeee haaa


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    LOL - I do wear cowboy boots:D

    BluesBerry is Dana's evil twin and is the Madam of a brothel near Phoenix Park which she called after her sisters rival "Arse an Uachterain"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭ham_n_mustard


    CDfm started scientology


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    ham n mustard only has egg sandwiches for lunch. He says he has ham n mustard because he is a snob.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    CDfm worries sheep makes them restless when he goes into a field


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    BluesBerry thinks Brian Cowan is gorgeous and when she sees him on TV she spontaneously orgasms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm is the priests little darling, he loves getting his hand up him and using him as a glove puppet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Colrow has too many chickens considering he lives in a tree.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...........chokes the chicken on a hourly basis in the jacks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif keeps his giblets in a bottle of murphys to give it some flavour


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow bathes his genitalia in Beamish to keep the skin on his scrotem "supple" as he likes to put it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif stole the bottle off a baby in a pram, it was part of the initiative test for joining the brownies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭Wudyaquit


    ... Applied to join the brownies but was arrested after initiation. Wrestlin with a baby was in violation of the terms of his parole so his place on the register was assured for another 10 years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭Wudyaquit


    ... Applied to join the brownies but was arrested after initiation. Wrestlin with a baby was in violation of the terms of his parole so his place on the register was assured for another 10 years


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...thinks that posting up stuff twice makes him twice the man he is........SAD.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    say that again...talk about the pot calling the kettle non-white


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow knows how to call a spade a spade


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...........is a dim as a spade and a short plank of timber.


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