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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭Jeege


    Niceirishfella is actually a tranny from Russia :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Jeege likes to wash horses underbellies

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...........has no friends and has to give himself a wedgie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    . . . touches himself every 20 minutes to
    make sure its still working.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    aaronjumper uses pedal binliners instead of panyliners because he likes the way they feel


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    AJ just pm'ed me and ask if he could touch me...........DURTY SICKO!

    I've forwarded on the Pm to CDFM as he's into that kinda stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    niceirishfella turns down extremely
    rare sexual advances ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    aarronjumper loves impaling zenno on his little wee wee spout


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow wishes he had a micky the size of a toothpick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    CDfm wants to suck on a toothpick sized peepee


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...always wanted to be a stock broker just to wear red braces.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is a stockbroker and wears red stockings and suspenders


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDfm wrote: »
    niceirishfella is a stockbroker and wears red stockings and suspenders

    Thats not a baseless lie as I only wear them @ weekends!:D


    Cdfm likes to sniff dogs nads, and goes down the local pound and works as a carer but when other staff arn't looking, he's sniffing away good ohhhhhh........:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    only to notice said dog is wearing red
    stockings and suspenders! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    aaronjumper has his own sheep named woolie jumper


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    CDfm likes to do unspeakable things to woolie
    only to claim he was just pushing it through
    the fence!!

    Poor Woolie :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    aaronjumper pimps woolie and thats how he makes a living


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Clemon


    Cdfm pimps his grandmother on saterdays at the old folks home in finglas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I have seen Clemon leaving there with a huge
    smile on his face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Clemon


    haha......

    arroonjumpers grandmother (unknown to him) is also one of cdfm's granny hoe's and is responsible for many a smile that walked out of their


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Clemon is not lemon flavoured.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    niceirishfella is hiding in the bushes outside
    Graham Nortons house thinking dirty thoughts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    aaronjumper is Graham Norton and has unlocked the back door and uncorked a bottle of fairy liquid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    ah f*ck this s*it i'm getting banned for nothing. i'd hate to fart then i'll be banned again. moderator can you explain why i am banned from computers and technology please i don't think i done anything wrong there to be banned for 7 days.
    aidan mod no-reply


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Zenno has no clue how Boards works - or does he - !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    nice irish fella wears sandals on tuesdays even in winter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Zenno has no clue how Boards works - or does he - !
    i walked into that one. serious someone has it in for me.
    i give up enjoy the cd on fm with poor quaility


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Zenno has a fetish for freshly baked apple pies .....his relatives always ask why there's a small circular hole in the crust


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Zenno has a fetish for freshly baked apple pies .....his relatives always ask why there's a small circular hole in the crust

    ah the reason why that hole is in the crust is because i use an antenna to pick up shortwave radio through Hootanany's apple pies


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    zenno wrote: »
    ah f*ck this s*it i'm getting banned for nothing. i'd hate to fart then i'll be banned again. moderator can you explain why i am banned from computers and technology please i don't think i done anything wrong there to be banned for 7 days.
    aidan mod no-reply

    I would imagine its because of cursing :rolleyes: lol


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