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  • #4172
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Irish polizei ate faeces directly from a dog's arse. He held the hind legs and let the stinking turds slide down his throat.

    He puked some time later.


  • #4173
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Irish_polizei wrote: »
    I would imagine its because of cursing :rolleyes: lol

    nah i only cursed after i got the problem but yeah you are sort of right. not 100% though. 85% i'd say. banana fritters are nice lol the gardai love them. opps have to be careful here before i get sliced like a banana fritter


  • #4174
    Clemon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Clemon


    Zenno cries if somepone posts a baseless lie about her/him/it...This stems from a childhood of sexual abuse at the hands of his gerbal.


  • #4175
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Clemon was a gerbal in a former life and will be one again in the next life.


  • #4176
    Clemon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Clemon


    niceirishfella and his boyfriend zenno have many gerbals who help them prepare for thier "nocturnal activities" in the sack


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  • #4177
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    clemon is a gerbal with niceirishfella and zenno fantasies


  • #4178
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm believes that he is santa's little helper!!!


  • #4179
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls believes exclamation marks are really rude and wishes she could pronounce them but she cant!!!!!


  • #4180
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    peekaboo and hide and go seek, are CDfm favourite hobbies!!!


  • #4181
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls thinks that exclamation mark looks like a male member and strokes the exclamation mark button whenever she has rude thoughts !!!!


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  • #4182
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm thinks he will blow up Ireland, if he hits the full stop key.......!!!


  • #4183
    Lana80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    Joes girls are in reference to his size G breasts,he's currently awaiting a boob reduction as he suffers from chronic back pain and he cant get out of bed in the morning


  • #4184
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Lana80 has an 80inch chest and she regularily gets stopped in shops on suspicion of shop lifting after perfecting looking guilty.


  • #4185
    Clemon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Clemon


    CDFM goes to the zoo in nothing but a trench coat and pocket w-anks at the monkeys section


  • #4186
    peanuthead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Clemon is a Nazi


  • #4187
    Clemon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Clemon


    peanuthead's username refers to the peneat sized penis he has .


  • #4188
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    clemon finds peanuts an amazing turn on and was caught on cctv during halloween with his trousers around his ankles shoving peanuts up his bum


  • #4189
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    CDfm likes to watch


  • #4190
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Aj has arron panties too.


  • #4191
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    niceirishfella likes to have his cake and eat it


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  • #4192
    blindpilot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭blindpilot


    aaronjumper secretly enjoys the smell of very sweaty feet.


  • #4193
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    newblue08 deliberately infected himself with athletes foot for sexual trysts with aaronjumper and wants to get a veruca for christmas. Kinky.


  • #4194
    Dlite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    CDfm has had sexual relations with Tiger Woods foot.


  • #4195
    blindpilot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭blindpilot


    Dlite practices medicine without a licence.


  • #4196
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Lives in a military stockade.


  • #4197
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft kept his head above water during the Cork floods


  • #4198
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is a camera operator on a reality tv show.


  • #4199
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Is Jedwards hairdresser


  • #4200
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Splattered Paul McCartney with fake blood for using the word meat.


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  • #4201
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft cant sing and has joined a boyband. He is the guy that has to sleep with the gay manager, gay concert promoters and the gay fans.


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