Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

CDfm

niceirishfella is really johnjo from the Late Late Toyshow.

niceirishfella

Cdfm is rewnowned for his BJ's too

aaronjumper

niceirishfella has a tooth made purely
from the hopes and dreams of others.

niceirishfella

AJ the failed DJ, who now gives BJ's to pay his pimp TJ, so he'll not get a can of whoop ass opened on himself.

CDfm

aaronjumper is experimenting with a new type of cannabis

niceirishfella

Cdfm smokes cow dung rolled up in rollies.

aaronjumper

niceirishfella is upset because he cannot
afford the "bake and make" toy oven
he wanted oh so much this christmas

niceirishfella

AJ's an elf working for a paedo santa in the north hole.

CDfm

niceirishfella would have a jedward haircut if he had hair

niceirishfella

Cdfm would just "have" Jedward.......if you get my drift!

CDfm

niceirishfella would have jedwards Da

aaronjumper

CDfm is hiding in jedwards room and is
now playing the waiting game

colrow

hairy jumper is the woman mentioned below

A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

She received back the following reply:

National Defence Headquarters
MGen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa .

You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint.

It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers.

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group.

He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.

This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defence

Angelandie

Colrow is also know as Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed)

niceirishfella

.........grows vegetables that remind her of deformed sexual organs.

CDfm

niceirishfella has a huge appetite for vegetables and eats them whenever he gets the chance

colrow

cdfm ahs been weeping, since turning veegie, she's had to give up oral sex, cos she can't eat meat no more

CDfm

colrow salad involves a frozen cucumber up the ass while simultanteusley beating the meat. He likes to finish off with creamed rice.

niceirishfella

Cdfm is a creamer and lives in a caravan.

CDfm

niceirishfella milks cows for the sheer sexual thrill of it

staker

CDfm aka Richard Kiel's favourite part of a vegetable is the wheelchair.

Clemon

Staker has a tiny penis

staker

Clemon thanked Crunchy his cellmate last Friday, two hours later he was treated in casualty for a ruptured rectum; Nurse has asked that he hand in his radio to the warden next Friday.

CDfm

staker was filling out his FAS application form today and under the heading Latest Exam Passed he gave the results of his urine test.

Iron Hide

CDfm administered said urine test and has now denounced Budweiser in favour of peepee

CDfm

red storm is a ginge and wears a kick me T-shirt on kick a ginger day

colrow

CDfm sells her unwashed used knickers in the Killarney Bee Keepers magazine

Clemon

Colrow has to get injections in his anus every 2nd week becuase his grandmother keeps sticking her massive hairy cock up his ass and it makes him cry.

colrow

clemon is all puckered up and wizen from sucking her own juices

niceirishfella

Clemon needs his head examined.

Colrow could do that examination for free and then move onto his scrotem.