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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cdfm has only just got in from werking the streets, her pimp wants her out again, €2 a blow job isn't giving him enuff money, even tho she does 100 customers a night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭thegoodlife


    But Cdfm can't raise her price cause colrow is on the other corner charging €1 ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Goodlife is spending way too much time on corners!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls has CCTV footage confirming that goodlife is spending too much time on corners.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    CDfm has no interesting things to say
    about the weather!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ............floods himself in bed every night with his own wee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    . . . is the result of an error made
    on a very sophisticated calculator


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    thought the eye of the needle was up his arse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Colrow has 3 left feet on his right leg!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    dayglo 69 doesn't know wether shes coming or going


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow has lots of sand but no bucket and spade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow wrote: »
    thought the eye of the needle was up his arse

    LOL:D Ive just gotten this - if the writtings of colrow were studied for the leaving cert this would be an exam question at the higher level.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Higher level? ...most people need a parachute to reach CDfm's level

    ...sorry, is that statement too much like an insult thread, as opposed to a baseless lie thread?:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .............likes to give Sarky the Mod here, Head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    nif has progressed leaps and bounds over the last few weeks, and is nearly past his fixation with all things related to bodily functions....nearly...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Cicero is one-half of Jedward


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    DapoolRulz is not the other half!...actually, he's one quater of the other half of Jedward as he doesn't have the brainpower to meet the standards of EQ required.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero once complained on being short-changed in a major retail store, it was all sorted out when he finally admitted to handing in a €7 note. No-one smirked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    staker was short-changed once- he gave but then had to receive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero has been receiving communion all his life, until today he always thought it was a nine-inch loaf to be taken into the derriere orifice in the Parochial House.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    staker saw that one coming...

    I'm off...will let you receive the glory you deserve by allowing someone else to post a good old baseless lie about you :p cheers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero enjoyed it coming:eek::eek::p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker is posh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm was the lead singer of Musical Youth, his ideal saturday night is down the disco playing "pass the duchie boy"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker is worried about nama taking over the banks of my own lovely lee and wants geraldine of the irish times kennedy prosecuted for the leaks causing the floods.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm is still trying to get her pussy lips back in shape, ever since she wrapped em over her head, and went to a fancy dress party as a Sugar Puff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has a camel caught in his zip


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...has a zip caught in his camel..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    was recently seen changing her disguise before going back into the social welfare to make her tenth claim on the same day at the same office


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow is the social welfare officer who has fallen in love with the ten ugly women and is wondering which to ask out.


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