Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

staker

NIF has his Micra parked in the underground park and has been praying to Tlaloc God of Rain for 4 days solid.
He complains of getting no feeling from the exhaust even when fully "aroused"

CDfm

staker has regretted making the call to the ESB saying the dam is gonna burst which caused them to open the sluice gates. His grief striicken confession to the priest was " the langers should have known I meant Limerick".

colrow

Cdfm was found with her knickers down kneeling in the river, traeting herself to an eneama courtsey of ESB

Hi Staker

staker

Colrow thinks CDfm would make a lovely gargoyle in his front garden.

Cicero

staker thinks he knows what it's like to live in Venice now...

CDfm

Staker was just supposed to put his finger in the dam to stop the leak. Except it wasnt his finger he put in and he didnt plug the hole.

Cicero

CDfm once had a staring competition with Aoiffe of the two f's....and CDfm won:eek:.....

niceirishfella

..........has anal warts that he cultivates.

staker

NIF's pet rabbit multi-tasks as house pet, bog roll, fuck buddy, footstool,master taster as well as self-propelled vibrator

pgasm

gets an errection once every three years. It hurts.

staker

gasm has yet to deliver the goods to his girlfriend of 4 years, and thinks it's funny when she screams "THAT'S MY EAR, WRONG HOLE!!"

rushnaldo

Staker lost an "L" and is really a stalker creeping you out on dark nights on the long walk home

CDfm

rushnaldo has been banned from the petshop for taking videos of the rabbits on his camera phone.

staker

CDfm prefers to listen to his music files on the 33rpm setting

CDfm

staker has been holed up on the roof of his house eating pesto and his street isnt even flooded.

Cicero

CDfm made a new world fishing record the other day for catching the largest salmon ever recorded....in South Mall car park in Cork

Iron Hide

Cicero started the whole flood situation after his bladder burst following a night out on the lash..

Cicero

Red Storm is regretting saying no to the free flood damage insurance cover for his house

Iron Hide

(Red Storm lives on a hill) :cool:

Cicero has been known to shout random obscenites at postboxes...

CDfm

Red Storm lives in a postbox on a hill

Iron Hide

CDfm once drank an entire barrel of sheep urine, and no, it wasn't for a bet..

CDfm

Red storm doesnt know what a baseless lie is.^^ it was SSU (synthetic sheep urine) and I was out of Murphys and it tastes the same.In blind taste tests 9 out of 10 people said the prefered SSU to Murphys Stout.

Cicero

CDfm has picked up some serious diseases through the years "blind tasting" drinks

..evenin CDfm ...:D

CDfm

Cicero went out shopping for a toga and came back it a pregnancy dress. He likes the supports it gives his belly and plans to buy more.

Cicero

CDfm has been nursing his increasingly protuding belly for the last 9 months - he is anxiously awaiting the arrival of his first heart attack

CDfm

Cicero loves his new identity and has gotten pink pregnancy leggings in Penneys to wear to his pregnancy a birthing classes.

Cicero

CDfm sold Cicero these leggings on a sale or return basis- Cicero has since returned them, as they itch

CDfm

Cicero joined the French Foreign Legion but has gone AWOL as he heard them say they were sending him on a humanatarian aid mission to Cork. What they really said was to take his hand off his cock.

Cicero

CDfm is using the wrong type of translation tool again....or is that...CDfm is wrong and is acting like a total tool yet again....?:D

CDfm

Cicero has returned to the FFL in the hope of finding out what a baseless lie is.