Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

1129130132134135260

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 colrow
    ✭✭✭


    Cdfm has only just got in from werking the streets, her pimp wants her out again, €2 a blow job isn't giving him enuff money, even tho she does 100 customers a night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 thegoodlife
    ✭✭


    But Cdfm can't raise her price cause colrow is on the other corner charging €1 ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
    ✭✭✭✭


    Goodlife is spending way too much time on corners!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
    ✭✭✭✭


    Joes Girls has CCTV footage confirming that goodlife is spending too much time on corners.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 aaronjumper
    ✭✭✭✭


    CDfm has no interesting things to say
    about the weather!


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 niceirishfella
    ✭✭✭


    ............floods himself in bed every night with his own wee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 aaronjumper
    ✭✭✭✭


    . . . is the result of an error made
    on a very sophisticated calculator


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 colrow
    ✭✭✭


    thought the eye of the needle was up his arse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!
    ✭✭✭✭


    Colrow has 3 left feet on his right leg!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 colrow
    ✭✭✭


    dayglo 69 doesn't know wether shes coming or going


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
    ✭✭✭✭


    Colrow has lots of sand but no bucket and spade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
    ✭✭✭✭


    colrow wrote: »
    thought the eye of the needle was up his arse

    LOL:D Ive just gotten this - if the writtings of colrow were studied for the leaving cert this would be an exam question at the higher level.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
    ✭✭✭✭


    Higher level? ...most people need a parachute to reach CDfm's level

    ...sorry, is that statement too much like an insult thread, as opposed to a baseless lie thread?:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 niceirishfella
    ✭✭✭


    .............likes to give Sarky the Mod here, Head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
    ✭✭✭✭


    nif has progressed leaps and bounds over the last few weeks, and is nearly past his fixation with all things related to bodily functions....nearly...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 Daemos
    ✭✭✭


    Cicero is one-half of Jedward


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
    ✭✭✭✭


    DapoolRulz is not the other half!...actually, he's one quater of the other half of Jedward as he doesn't have the brainpower to meet the standards of EQ required.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
    ✭✭✭


    Cicero once complained on being short-changed in a major retail store, it was all sorted out when he finally admitted to handing in a €7 note. No-one smirked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
    ✭✭✭✭


    staker was short-changed once- he gave but then had to receive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
    ✭✭✭


    Cicero has been receiving communion all his life, until today he always thought it was a nine-inch loaf to be taken into the derriere orifice in the Parochial House.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
    ✭✭✭✭


    staker saw that one coming...

    I'm off...will let you receive the glory you deserve by allowing someone else to post a good old baseless lie about you :p cheers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
    ✭✭✭


    Cicero enjoyed it coming:eek::eek::p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
    ✭✭✭✭


    staker is posh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
    ✭✭✭


    CDfm was the lead singer of Musical Youth, his ideal saturday night is down the disco playing "pass the duchie boy"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
    ✭✭✭✭


    staker is worried about nama taking over the banks of my own lovely lee and wants geraldine of the irish times kennedy prosecuted for the leaks causing the floods.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 colrow
    ✭✭✭


    cdfm is still trying to get her pussy lips back in shape, ever since she wrapped em over her head, and went to a fancy dress party as a Sugar Puff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
    ✭✭✭✭


    colrow has a camel caught in his zip


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 niceirishfella
    ✭✭✭


    ...has a zip caught in his camel..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 colrow
    ✭✭✭


    was recently seen changing her disguise before going back into the social welfare to make her tenth claim on the same day at the same office


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
    ✭✭✭✭


    colrow is the social welfare officer who has fallen in love with the ten ugly women and is wondering which to ask out.


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement