Have you ever been mocked because of your appearance?

Abigayle wrote: »

Its all about reverse psychology in secondary, they wuz after them boobs

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead is only out of bed about two hours yet already this is shaping up as one of the worst days of his life. Absolutely horrible day so far and Pighead knows exactly how those poor flood people must be feeling.

The day started off like all the others. Alarm Clock- Grumble- Stretch- Yawn- Grumble- Wee Wee- Grumble- Bathroom- Wash Face- Brush Teeth- Grumble. It was at this point things took a turn for the worse.

Looked in the mirror and whilst admiring the face looking back at him, Pighead suddenly realised something wasn't right. The hair at the top was standing up almost a foot higher than the rest. Tried smoothing it down with water but it just bounced straight back up again. Tried using wax and gel but this just made it look shiny and if anything solidified it. Disaster.

In times of disaster Miss Piggy is usually Pighead's first port of call and so into the bedroom he went. Told her about the bed hair and how it wouldn't go away and asked her how to fix it. Unfortunately she wasn't really too helpful and mainly just pointed and laughed whilst shrieking "Mr Majeika!"

Pighead's in work now and he knows that everybody is looking and probably pointing at his sticky up hair. It can only be a matter of time before somebody calls him jedward or worse still spunkhead. Every snigger feels like a dagger through the chest. Every laugh out loud like a slap in the face. Pighead's used to people staring at him but usually they're stares of wonderment thrown in with a bit of swooning. This was different. They were ridiculing him. Mocking his appearance. "This must be what it's like to be ginger, port stained or Brendan Kilkenny" thought Pighead. This is gonna be a long long day and it's going to take all of Pighead's renowned mental fortitude to get through it.

So have you ever been mocked or taunted because of your appearance? Do you have any cures for bed hair? Have you ever heard of this Majeika character?

Pighead wrote: »

You're a nasty nasty man Gang of Gin. Let Pighead ask you this. If trees could scream would you be so cavalier in cutting them down? That's a rhetorical question by the way. No need to answer it. Just because you can't see into Pighead's eyes it doesn't mean he doesn't have any.

You waltz around boards begging people to help you look for a pair of Paul Newman glasses and then in the very next breath you ridicule the very people who you are asking for help. Would you stab a surgeon whilst he was in the middle of trying to fix your brain? Course not. So why attack Pighead. A man who was willing to send you a pair of Paul Newman glasses for free. Well you can consider that offer withdrawn buddy and whatsmore Pighead hopes you never find them. he hopes you get stuck wearing Timmy Mallet glasses for the rest of your days. Mean people deserve mean glasses.