Have you ever been mocked because of your appearance?

RxQueen · 24-11-2009 01:07PM

i resent the ginger statement in your OP.. *sob*

RMD · 24-11-2009 01:11PM

Being a teenager, it happens on a daily basis. Bedhead is simple to sort out, shower and brush any persistant parts down while drying. Worse case scenario, I'm sure the missus has a straightner you could use on that one area so it doesn't look straightened.

Joey the lips · 24-11-2009 01:17PM

Its just the type of stupid plannet we live on. How many people do you imagine slag this chap before they realise how his theorys have explained there very being.

Stupid world!

Pighead · 24-11-2009 01:24PM

emo!! wrote: »

i resent the ginger statement in your OP.. *sob*

Fear not emo. Pighead was only referring to male gingers. Female gingers are grand.

Anono Boy, would you believe that there is not one hat to be found in Chez Pighead? Not one. The closest Pighead came to finding one was a shower cap but he was worried, wearing it probably wouldn't prevent the braying mob from mocking and may have in fact made it worse.

Jay P · 24-11-2009 01:36PM

Pighead, should you not be working? Maybe they're laughing because you're spending all your valuable working time on Boards.ie....

When I was a young'un, my noggin was a bit larger than normal, apparently. So that didn't go down too well in the school yard...

Pighead · 24-11-2009 01:43PM

Jay P wrote: »

When I was a young'un, my noggin was a bit larger than normal, apparently. So that didn't go down too well in the school yard...

That's terrible Jay P and the fact that the bullies probably called you watermelon head makes it even worse.

Jay P · 24-11-2009 01:47PM

Pighead wrote: »

That's terrible Jay P and the fact that the bullies probably called you watermelon head makes it even worse.

You really know how to cut to the heart of me....

I wear glasses now, and when I first got them, they tried to insult me, but I knew I looked good so they never got to me.

AnonoBoy · 24-11-2009 01:49PM

Pighead wrote: »

Anono Boy, would you believe that there is not one hat to be found in Chez Pighead? Not one. The closest Pighead came to finding one was a shower cap but he was worried, wearing it probably wouldn't prevent the braying mob from mocking and may have in fact made it worse.

That is indeed a shame Pighead. Perhaps Miss Piggy could purchase you one in the upcoming holiday season.

Some beaux chapeaux:

Suggestion the first

Suggestion the second

Personally I think number two is for you but you might need to grow an outstanding beard as shown to go with it.

Pighead · 24-11-2009 01:53PM

Jay P wrote: »

You really know how to cut to the heart of me....

I wear glasses now, and when I first got them, they tried to insult me, but I knew I looked good so they never got to me.

Good man Jay P. Never let the bastards grind you down. Ignore their cruel nicknames and bestow upon yourself a brand new cool nickname that will make you feel good about yourself and eventually lead to people looking up to and respecting you.

Be careful when choosing it though. Back in primary school Pighead called himself "Vaginahead". Normally you would think that "Vaginahead" would mean the person was warm and welcoming and had beautiful moistened features but those twisted sickos at Pigheads school somehow turned it into an insult by saying it meant he "had a head like a vagina".

panda100 · 24-11-2009 02:04PM

Mr Majeka, god thats a blast from the past

It was a kids tv show when I was growing up in England, maybe you didnt have it over here?
He was some sort of Wizard and evertime he wanted to put a spell on someone the little tuft of standing up hair on the top of his wiggled.

opinion guy · 24-11-2009 03:01PM

Joey the lips wrote: »

Its just the type of stupid plannet we live on. How many people do you imagine slag this chap before they realise how his theorys have explained there very being.

Stupid world!

Um for sure the guy is a genius, but the bit in bold is to give him a bit too much credit methinks.

mahamageehad · 24-11-2009 03:37PM

SteeveSmith wrote: »

I'm ginger.

Unlucky!!!

Daroxtar · 24-11-2009 05:17PM

Joey the lips wrote: »

Its just the type of stupid plannet we live on. How many people do you imagine slag this chap before they realise how his theorys have explained there very being.

Stupid world!

Bollocks. Its his computer that comes up with the theories. The computer is the real genius. Wait till he dies, it'll all come out.

DazMarz · 24-11-2009 05:19PM

In a nightclub one time, wearing far too tight white jeans (what was I thinking???), and I do mean seriously tight, almost cutting off blood-flow things... Girls were not as impressed as I thought they'd be. The Saturday Night Fever-look was not pulled off successfully... More like the ''I can now tell your religion''-look...:o

Jako8 · 24-11-2009 05:20PM

Pighead wrote: »

Looked in the mirror and whilst admiring the face looking back at him, Pighead suddenly realised something wasn't right. The hair at the top was standing up almost a foot higher than the rest. Tried smoothing it down with water but it just bounced straight back up again. Tried using wax and gel but this just made it look shiny and if anything solidified it. Disaster.

Alfalfa?

Seonad · 24-11-2009 05:22PM

I was jeered for being tall:(

AnonoBoy · 24-11-2009 05:28PM

Seonad wrote: »

I was jeered for being tall:(

Now that you mention it - what's the weather like up there?

Oh I'm just jealous. :mad:

Daroxtar · 24-11-2009 05:35PM

One night out i caught a fair maidens eye. She smiled at me, i smiled back she smiled back again, i thought fukkit, i'll give this a try, walked over towards her and she smiled again, looked at my t-shirt and said "Pennys" before she walked off still smiling.

Joey the lips · 24-11-2009 05:51PM

opinion guy wrote: »

Um for sure the guy is a genius, but the bit in bold is to give him a bit too much credit methinks.

"a brief history of time"

dsmythy · 24-11-2009 06:04PM

Never my appearance but kids seem to take great pleasure in mentioning that i wear glasses and this fact is somehow meant to be soul destroying for me.

SteeveSmith wrote: »

I'm ginger.

Nuff said.

sky88 · 24-11-2009 06:22PM

yea been mocked all the time but thats what i get for hitting every branch of the ugly tree

brummytom · 24-11-2009 06:30PM

To answer the question, yes

Joey the lips · 24-11-2009 07:40PM

Daroxtar wrote: »

Bollocks. Its his computer that comes up with the theories. The computer is the real genius. Wait till he dies, it'll all come out.

Uhmmm....... Computer say's No!

Hellm0 · 24-11-2009 08:13PM

As an angsty youth, I sported a head of vibrant blue hair. Sometimes it was red, green, yellow or brown. Once I had long hair, and a little child asked their mother,"is that a boy or a girl mommy". How fun those days were.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 24-11-2009 08:26PM

Lux23 wrote: »

When I was 9 I had a C Cup so I got slagged then but haven't since that I know of.

So did I.

DigiGal · 24-11-2009 08:28PM

I was at some Music Show thing and this guy was giving out Rory Gallagher Plec Boxes.

The OH loves Rory so I went over and asked could I have one the guy replied
"sorry love I'm only givin these to pretty girls"

So i gave him a dig in the face......and took the plec box

Cupcake_Crisis · 24-11-2009 09:08PM

I was always slagged for having red hair

so now i have super red hair just to prove a point

also for having boobs since i was about 9!

Mint Sauce · 24-11-2009 09:14PM

hi jedward

Adyx · 24-11-2009 09:47PM

Hellm0 wrote: »

As an angsty youth, I sported a head of vibrant blue hair. Sometimes it was red, green, yellow or brown. Once I had long hair, and a little child asked their mother,"is that a boy or a girl mommy". How fun those days were.

:eek: Me too. Mine wasn't even that long and I'm really not very feminine looking. I can only assume the child wasn't very bright.

AckwelFoley · 24-11-2009 09:53PM

i cant say i have.

Some mild jibes from the missus about having a receeding hair line.

Its at that point i remind her she has not tits.

Have you ever been mocked because of your appearance?

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