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  • #1082
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yes, i've swallowed a dictionary

    can eating dictionaries result in verbal diahorria


  • #1083
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes, most certainly leads to running off at the mouth

    How much is too much?


  • #1084
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    A toilet bowl full ...


    Why am I so lovely?


  • #1085
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cos After Eight's are minty too


    Was the skiing all that during the Cold War?


  • #1086
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no but the snow fort fights were really fun.


    Are you the "geezer bandit" bankrobber?


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  • #1087
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    no,my hoss got wobbed


    which way did he go Skip?


  • #1088
    lalahoho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭lalahoho


    up to the north.

    why cant you see down to the north and up to the south


  • #1089
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the blindfold is too tight?


    Who are these people and what do they want?


  • #1090
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Your soul. Can I borrow it for a sec?

    Do birds rap?


  • #1091
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    No, but they rock.

    Can pigs fly.


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  • #1092
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Unfortunately there arent enough birds on call to fly them

    Have you ever converted ham to turkey?


  • #1093
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    not in this lifetime

    Do turkeys fly?


  • #1094
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Not like time.

    What time is love?


  • #1095
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    One minute past!!!

    Do i have to?


  • #1096
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    yes, because you signed the contract with your blood.

    what would happen if the moon disappeared?


  • #1097
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Werewolves would be cured.

    Where do people that live in
    holiday resorts go for their holidays?


  • #1098
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no where


  • #1099
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Out in the back yard to get away from it all.

    What is 'outer' space?


  • #1100
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Outside. Its "outer.. space"...



    why arent farts welcome in space suits?


  • #1101
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    because they can wear out the afterburner too quickly

    climategate! can you climb a gate?


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  • #1102
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    no, but my pet hymac can

    how come it's still raining when i put my sunflowers out this morning?


  • #1103
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause everything in cork is backward:p

    why is bob such a sponge???


  • #1104
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    to absorb nutrients

    what would your character do?


  • #1105
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    swim with the fishes (HI Matt !)


    How big does a boat have to be before it's a ship?


  • #1106
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    at least an adult.

    why does one feel the need to fart at the worst possible moment?


  • #1107
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    because your just a windy person!!!


    Why is there a black spot???


  • #1108
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Because they ran out of white.

    How do you find a needle in a haystack?


  • #1109
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Stick your penis in and when you feel pain you know you've found your needle.

    Who invented the mantlepiece?


  • #1110
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a carpenter?

    What did you find under that rock?


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  • #1111
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Lord Lucan.

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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