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  • #3872
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    nif is wondering if CDfm can cut him a good deal on some of this water...he'll pay cash


  • #3873
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    cicero drank his own urine in lieu of the dodgy water, and he said it tasted nice


  • #3874
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    considering Red Storm resides in the county of Cork , it looks like he might be doing the same before the night is out if the flood waters don't subside..:D


  • #3875
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Red Storm is having doubts about agreeing to Ciceros plans to enslave him to build a Roman Aquaduct in Cork.At first the manacles , loin cloth and constant whipping were fun but now there is talk of physical work and this has him worried.


  • #3876
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm has designed the new aquaduct to strict specifications- Red Storm specifications:eek:...Cork is predicted to have another 1000 years of floods as a result ....edit....eh sorry, is this too much like 'let's gang up on Red Storm or is it ok:D


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  • #3877
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero is a vagabond cricket who hitched a ride on Colrow's lover-goat from Abu Dabedus


  • #3878
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Even Cicero was surprised that Red Storms Aquaduct came with its own built-in Cicero and a lifetime guarantee -Ciceros lifetime.


  • #3879
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm was, at one point, going to award Red Storms' new Aquaduct an architectural award after looking at the plans...until he realised that the 'scale model' was actually final version...:eek: :D


  • #3880
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero addressed Colrowus "Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me vider"


  • #3881
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    A penis in manus manus est dignitas duos in frutex.........said CDfm, when faced with the same challenge


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  • #3882
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Ciceros latin accent confused CDfm who wondered why Cicero said the band of soldiers from penis with the elephants trunk devoured the bush.


  • #3883
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    It has been a while (over 2000 years if truth be known (although not on this thread it won't!!) since Cicero has spoken latin to the degree he has tonight....
    Saying that, Cicero firmly believes that CDfm has made up the part about the elephant as he doesn't feel he is that bad at forming latin sentences...maybe CDfm should try a different online translator tool:D


  • #3884
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure


  • #3885
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    You be heard to swim to be able. Musa wisely fixa is upon golden:eek:

    Cicero off to kill his translator...(and to watch the apprentice)


  • #3886
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero is really off to jack off to Geraldine with a frozen fishfinger clenched between his butt cheeks


  • #3887
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm has placed an order for 2 dozen boxes of fishfingers as he has just thought of another use for them


  • #3888
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero has just been booted off the Apprentice as I booked the order on a sale or return basis and cancelled my order. Cicero "You're fired"


  • #3889
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    lol ^^^

    CDfm has information in his brain, waiting to come out, but he never gets a chance, and so falls on his sword, like a warrior, with a biology degree....and is back selling make-up YEEESSSS...AOIFFFFFFE is GONE!!!!!


  • #3890
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero shares Geraldines feelings about Aoiffe. There is no way he would hire her to fill the vacant space in his bed.


  • #3891
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is still in bed........with his goat.


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  • #3892
    Plates
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 925 ✭✭✭Plates


    niceirishfella has a poster of Jackie Lavin in a CatWoman suit over his bed


  • #3893
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Plates had an erotic picture of a cat over his bed until it was eaten by his goat.


  • #3894
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    CDfm is waiting for the day the law changes and he and his goat can finally be husband and wife.


  • #3895
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    shivvyban thinks Aoiffe with 2 f's is brilliant, but knows if she doubles the a, her username would protray a frightened sheep


  • #3896
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker was shocked to learn that aoiffe with two ff's is really an alias and that her real name is aoife with one f.. He has become paranoid about shivvyban with two v's and wonders too if he may have to become stakker with two k's.


  • #3897
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is going to eat dried out horse manure for his lunch, its not easy, fun or very nutricional being on the dole.


  • #3898
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    dr niceirishfella has launched his new probiotic remedy " coprophagia" with a secret ingredient he claims is only found growing wild in the Curragh. Its 100% Natural he says but personally i think he is talking horses**t.


  • #3899
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm works for the ESB, opening those sluice gates at their dams releasing 800 tonnes of water per second on poor people and their property.
    He also likes to go up on the dam walls and whip out his maggot mickey and have a piss down on the minnions whose houses he's flooding.

    He's a sick FECKER!


  • #3900
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF likes to shower outdoors, doesn't understand it when the water gets warm and yellow.....
    And can hear a faint sniggering when viewing CDfm's profile page.


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  • #3901
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ahhhhhhhhh, here's good olde staker in the LAND UNDER WATER, CORK.

    Story goes he hoping for an outbreak of Colerah see he had have sex with the dead bodies of the victims he'll catch as they float down the road infront of his house.


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