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  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    they can't see the lyric sheet!

    why doesn't a USB (universal Serial Bus) cable fit into my kettle socket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 Hyperbullet
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    Too busy reading sheet music for the following morning....

    What does Kerry Katona actually do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 furiousox
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    What does Kerry Katona actually do?

    Umm.....coke? :pac:

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 PFJSplitter
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    For the mouth, not for the nose!

    Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    At the bottom. ;)

    can you fart in space


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    how else will I move?

    got a quarter?


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    no... but I have a half and an axe!

    can americans spell axe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    with keystones from fallen arches

    why are newt eyes valuable?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    so little newts can see?

    What is the color of love?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 spoutwell
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    Magnolia, so you don't notice it when you're staring at the ceiling.

    Can somebody give me a leg up?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    Well here's a leg you can have on. or off- best I can do :o
    www.redriderleglamps


    Why don't they bring back burple?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    they're too busy following rules they made up

    is it late?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    not yet- maybe never.

    Have you found it yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 Mr NoTV
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    Impossible to tell - it keeps shapeshifting.

    Why is it so hard to sober up these days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    Monday and Tuesday have been hitting the pints hard, Wednesday is just a total pishead which annoys Thursday so it's finishing off a bottle of vodka as I type, followed by a three day weekend.


    Which is the best button on a shirt?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    the one over your tummy- if it goes the rest will soon follow


    How many days till summer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 Mr NoTV
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    what the hell is summer?

    why do they say 'no pain - no gain'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 Eathrin
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    Cus your fat.

    Why are you on boards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 paul larry
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    cos christmas is almost here!!!!!

    why is bruce springsteen still the boss?!


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    cos his wife says so!

    why is there not a shrine where Elvis died


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    there's a throne.

    What makes you thing Elvis is dead? (he's working at a Mickey Ds in Detroit.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    they closed Detroit down years ago

    is a pun an advanced rhyme?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 aaronjumper
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    No its a beginners Haiku

    Why are there no proper
    seats at a bus stop?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 maddogcollins
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    Because the bus cannot sit down!

    Why do they call a pen a pen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 Mr NoTV
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    because the penis
    mightier than the sword

    why are there so many dead cats on the road in Ireland?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 Eathrin
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    Only the finest cats pass the crazy cat ladies selection

    How come trees go up


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    because the birds are too lazy to land on the ground.


    who is not here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 Eathrin
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    He who is all around you

    Is it possible to listen through your nostrils?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 BluesBerry
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    Only if you put earphones up your nose


    Why is bird poop sometimes multicoloured?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    only if you put your fingers in your ears


    do you know all the words?


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