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homah_7ft · 22-11-2009 06:21AM

killed a man with a half head of cabbage.

joes girls · 22-11-2009 06:34AM

got his dinky stuck in his zip, ran out on the street looking for help!!!

homah_7ft · 22-11-2009 06:37AM

ran two half marathons back to back ( back to back with cliff richard)

joes girls · 22-11-2009 07:28AM

can bodypop!

redenemyjoe · 22-11-2009 07:54AM

had a cameo in The Godfather.

joes girls · 22-11-2009 07:56AM

is my long lost brother!!! .....hi-ya joe!

CDfm · 22-11-2009 09:05AM

gets annoyed with her furbie when it doesnt do what its told, "murders it"and goes to the gardai and tells them where the body is buried.

Matt Holck · 22-11-2009 10:59AM

jingles coins in his pocket

CDfm · 22-11-2009 11:13AM

believes Friends is a reality TV show where no one gets evicted cos they are too nice

Brian Capture · 22-11-2009 02:52PM

CDfm got a cassette walkman for Christmas and went for a dump in his brother's jacket sleeve the following day

CDfm · 22-11-2009 03:30PM

Brian Capture is French

Cicero · 22-11-2009 03:47PM

CDfm- il est un menteur

CDfm · 22-11-2009 05:12PM

Cicero - Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus.

colrow · 22-11-2009 06:10PM

CDfm is too posh for mere mortals like us

22-11-2009 06:11PM

has a bad case of piles.

CokaColumbo · 22-11-2009 07:54PM

rarnes1 likes to wear nothing but tight underwear and sing Jonas Brothers' music in the morning.

joes girls · 22-11-2009 07:56PM

rarnes1 could not manage a 2 ....

Brian Capture · 22-11-2009 07:56PM

CokaColumbo refers to his Egyptian neighbours as "sand ****" behind their back.

Brian Capture · 22-11-2009 08:04PM

joes girls is an escaped inmate of Saint Senan's Mental Home.

Cicero · 22-11-2009 08:25PM

Brian Capture rocks back and forth saying, 'they won't let me out, they won't let me out'

CDfm · 22-11-2009 09:20PM

Cicero visits Brian Capture everyday telling him over and over "you're never getting out,you're never getting out"

staker · 22-11-2009 09:29PM

CDfm went on Dragon's Den looking for investment only to let his secret slip out when he answered "my best is four boys at once" when asked how good he was trading.
Needless to say, they all declared themselves OUT:eek:

CDfm · 22-11-2009 09:32PM

staker went to the Dragons Den and ordered a chicken curry

staker · 22-11-2009 09:36PM

lol^^

CDfm went to see Black Knight in a disused cinema theatre once, thought it was a most agreeable 115 minutes entertainment

CDfm · 22-11-2009 11:01PM

Staker followed a pervert into a disused cinema theatre once, thought it was a most agreeable 115 minutes of his life even though his bum is sore

aaronjumper · 23-11-2009 11:45AM

. . . is actually a robot from the future, sent here
to disrupt human relations and destroy us all!

CDfm · 23-11-2009 12:26PM

Arran Jumper is only called that because the mods wont let him have woolly jumper or sheepshagger as a username. He also has shetland pony fantasies.

niceirishfella · 23-11-2009 01:21PM

CD's a heartless fecker - he rang up friends in cork who got their houses flooded and proceeded to tell them that he's by the warm fire in his dry house, drinking tea in warm clothes and that he's then going to his own warm dry bed soon for a massive ****.

CDfm · 23-11-2009 01:39PM

^^ LOL -hadn't thought of that.

niceirishfella is the brains behind the Irish Farmers Associations call on the government to do something about the weather. He has offered his services to the government as a shaman to conduct a no rain dance around at his house next weekend and he is looking for nubile young women willing to get naked for the ceremony. niceirishfella will supply the ciderceremonial wine

niceirishfella · 23-11-2009 02:13PM

CDfm wrote: »

^^ LOL -hadn't thought of that.

niceirishfella is the brains behind the Irish Farmers Associations call on the government to do something about the weather. He has offered his services to the government as a shaman to conduct a no rain dance around at his house next weekend and he is looking for nubile young women willing to get naked for the ceremony. niceirishfella will supply the ciderceremonial wine

LOL - sounds like a good idea, the young women getting naked bit:D

CDfm is getting some of the contaminated water in cork bottled and delivered to him and he's going to flog the bottles as souviners on Ebay........

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