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  • #1052
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    they can't see the lyric sheet!

    why doesn't a USB (universal Serial Bus) cable fit into my kettle socket.


  • #1053
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Too busy reading sheet music for the following morning....

    What does Kerry Katona actually do?


  • #1054
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,268 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Hyperbullet wrote: »
    What does Kerry Katona actually do?

    Umm.....coke? :pac:

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • #1055
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    For the mouth, not for the nose!

    Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?


  • #1056
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    At the bottom. ;)

    can you fart in space


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  • #1057
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    how else will I move?

    got a quarter?


  • #1058
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    no... but I have a half and an axe!

    can americans spell axe!


  • #1059
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    with keystones from fallen arches

    why are newt eyes valuable?


  • #1060
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    so little newts can see?

    What is the color of love?


  • #1061
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Magnolia, so you don't notice it when you're staring at the ceiling.

    Can somebody give me a leg up?


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  • #1062
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Well here's a leg you can have on. or off- best I can do :o
    www.redriderleglamps


    Why don't they bring back burple?


  • #1063
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    they're too busy following rules they made up

    is it late?


  • #1064
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    not yet- maybe never.

    Have you found it yet?


  • #1065
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    Impossible to tell - it keeps shapeshifting.

    Why is it so hard to sober up these days?


  • #1066
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Monday and Tuesday have been hitting the pints hard, Wednesday is just a total pishead which annoys Thursday so it's finishing off a bottle of vodka as I type, followed by a three day weekend.


    Which is the best button on a shirt?


  • #1067
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the one over your tummy- if it goes the rest will soon follow


    How many days till summer?


  • #1068
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    what the hell is summer?

    why do they say 'no pain - no gain'?


  • #1069
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Cus your fat.

    Why are you on boards


  • #1070
    paul larry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭paul larry


    cos christmas is almost here!!!!!

    why is bruce springsteen still the boss?!


  • #1071
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    cos his wife says so!

    why is there not a shrine where Elvis died


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  • #1072
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    there's a throne.

    What makes you thing Elvis is dead? (he's working at a Mickey Ds in Detroit.)


  • #1073
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    they closed Detroit down years ago

    is a pun an advanced rhyme?


  • #1074
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    No its a beginners Haiku

    Why are there no proper
    seats at a bus stop?


  • #1075
    maddogcollins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭maddogcollins


    Because the bus cannot sit down!

    Why do they call a pen a pen?


  • #1076
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    because the penis
    mightier than the sword

    why are there so many dead cats on the road in Ireland?


  • #1077
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Only the finest cats pass the crazy cat ladies selection

    How come trees go up


  • #1078
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    because the birds are too lazy to land on the ground.


    who is not here.


  • #1079
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    He who is all around you

    Is it possible to listen through your nostrils?


  • #1080
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Only if you put earphones up your nose


    Why is bird poop sometimes multicoloured?


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  • #1081
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    only if you put your fingers in your ears


    do you know all the words?


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