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  • #1022
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    not at all! he'd see a safety valve.. ( too serious an answer:o)

    Where is France


  • #1023
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    It's in the embassy next to Hyde Park and in the tourist shop in Piccadilly. - Why does Barbie have to be made of plastic?


  • #1024
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    no! you're renting them from a frog

    Do frogs fly south for the summer.


  • #1025
    gordo.sands
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 ✭gordo.sands


    Only if the weathers too cold.

    Wheres my frog gone?


  • #1026
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Wheres your house gone???Look around

    I found the frog. shhhhh. what should i do


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  • #1027
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Give it a big smooch- see what happens.


    Am I getting coal in my stocking?


  • #1028
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    no, but I'll climb that ladder in them! ;)

    why is grass green


  • #1029
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Wouldn't you be if you'd been tied down and sprayed with chemicals?

    How many moths does it take to change a light bulb?


  • #1030
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    It is months - not moths ... the answer is 7

    why is it always raining in Sligo?


  • #1031
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Because it is the will of allah!

    Who shot JR?


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  • #1032
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I done the time for it, now leave me alone!!!!


    How many cups of coffee can you drink, before needing the loo???


  • #1033
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Dave is the master of all.

    Why are we all here?


  • #1034
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    To make sure the internet is working.

    What is the square root?


  • #1035
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Its a cheese triangle!


    whats the right tool for the job!!!


  • #1036
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    A multi-purpose tool :)

    How do you teach a frog to sing?


  • #1037
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    Put it in a blender.

    why are graves 6 feet deep?


  • #1038
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Gravediggers are weird people who think that dead people grow extra legs when they die. - How can you get a bird to fly backwards?


  • #1039
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tie some elastic to its leg and perch, it'll soon reverse it's flight:)


    why is the river in my living room!


  • #1040
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    it's taking a detour?

    Do you have hip waders


  • #1041
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yep! they're the latest fashion..

    Do the fish like watching TV


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  • #1042
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sure they think it's just a different kind of fish bowl.

    how long can you tread water?


  • #1043
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    3 days

    if I ask why I have no friends is that a self fulfilling prophesy?


  • #1044
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no, I think it's the starting point to one of those self help books.

    Do ghosts celebrate their deathday?


  • #1045
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    Of course - they spend all day giving each other the willies.

    Is Brian Cowen affected by inflation?


  • #1046
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    he sure is, did ya see his belly!!!

    when the lights go out, where do they go???


  • #1047
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To a lighthouse for a bit of light relief!

    Why didn't Cork float!


  • #1048
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Its only good at bobbing.


    Why does a clock tick tock, and not flip flop!!!


  • #1049
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    Clocks don't have feet

    If you search for google in google - will the internet break?


  • #1050
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes and it will be your fault, forever after you'll be known as the person who broke the internet, but, encyclopedia salesmen will love you.

    Why don't birds break into song in the dark?


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  • #1051
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,189 ✭✭✭furiousox


    What do elephants have for lunch?

    Half an hour....same as all the other animals. :pac:

    CPL 593H



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