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  • #3632
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm is not allowed to come within 50 meters of any child!!!


  • #3633
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls is not left within 50 metres of any old people.


  • #3634
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cdfm is all happy, cause i have to keep my distance!!!


  • #3635
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    The geriatrics at the local nursing home have taken to taunting each other. The worst insult they can give is to say " Eww -you smell like Joes Girls". Even the local primary school has been affected by JGS (Joes Girls Syndrome) and the school principle has banned the use of the phrase Joes Girls.


  • #3636
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm loves his job as a lollipop man, especially as he likes to wave his own lollipop at little girls when the mommies ain't looking.


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  • #3637
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Staker has 40,000 illegal images on his computer but will refuse to identify what they are.


  • #3638
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    NIF had 40,000 illegal images on his, and is proud to announce that they are of 8 year old Ugandan boys.


  • #3639
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    lectrgrimmey flagellats his todger with next doors flymo


  • #3640
    Big Lar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭Big Lar


    colrow once pulled a muscle in his wrist while fiddling with himself


  • #3641
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ............is forever pulling himself asunder.


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  • #3642
    I_Am_The_Walrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭I_Am_The_Walrus


    niceirishfella isn't a fella!


  • #3643
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I am The Walrus believes he is a walrus and sleeps in the bath.


  • #3644
    I_Am_The_Walrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭I_Am_The_Walrus


    CDfm frequently listens to Spice Girls debut album.


  • #3645
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I_AM_THE_WALRUS, has a long user name to make up for the small things he is stuck with!!!


  • #3646
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls is changing her name to Jedwards Girls by deed poll and has the Jed haircut.


  • #3647
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    (i would, if i could)

    CDfm went to his local shop, and cried like a baby when he could not get pink jellybabies!!!


  • #3648
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls idea of heaven is to dress up as a pink jelly baby


  • #3649
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm took centre stage at Revenge last night, and wowed the crowd by firing pink jelly babies out of his bum



    http://www.revenge.co.uk/


  • #3650
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    likes shag carpeting


  • #3651
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck loves his lino


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  • #3652
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm responds to my posts


  • #3653
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck pees against lampposts which he refers to as "my posts". He managed to beat the court case by barking when giving evidence and shagging the pervy judges leg.


  • #3654
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    needs a new heart


  • #3655
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck needs a new makini,the old one cuts into his bum crack


  • #3656
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    doesn't get cold


  • #3657
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    lives down in downtown San Diego, the gay end.


  • #3658
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    matt loves to be still and watch his dogs do it!!!!


  • #3659
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...is walking like a duck today.


  • #3660
    Kriskross
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭Kriskross


    NIF wears the tiniest tiger skin g-string and is well covered.:D


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  • #3661
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..........wears his jeans down around his ankles, like that pair of dumass teeny bopper rappers ala his username, like what a BOLLOX he is, a TOTAL DUMBASS!


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