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Iron Hide · 13-11-2009 06:08PM

Dlite is the DILF taste tester.

Dlite · 13-11-2009 06:12PM

Only because Red Storm is full.

CDfm · 13-11-2009 06:19PM

Contrary to popular belief Dlite was named after a featherlite condom that burst. His Ma screamed "turn on Dlite". He is very lucky not to be called "Oh F***"

Hootanany · 13-11-2009 06:21PM

CDFm puts maggotts in his third eye for pleasure

Dlite · 13-11-2009 06:22PM

Hootanany inhales fanny farts.

Hootanany · 13-11-2009 06:32PM

Dlite wrote: »

Hootanany inhales fanny farts.

Tis True

Dlite Has followed through on many occasions

staker · 13-11-2009 11:35PM

Hootanany gets very indecisive when he hears eiderdown

joes girls · 13-11-2009 11:42PM

Staker has lost his ability to suck!!!!

CDfm · 13-11-2009 11:53PM

Joes Girls blows snot into her pint of bulmers pear when clubbing so people wont steal her drink.

staker · 13-11-2009 11:55PM

JG's regurlarly goes to the disco looking for the Himalayas, she thinks they're an easy ride

CDfm thinks Jack Dee is a pervert

CDfm · 13-11-2009 11:58PM

Staker has decided to try his look at a lesbian club because he has heard there are loads of women there.

homah_7ft · 14-11-2009 12:01AM

Has 10 middle names.

CDfm · 14-11-2009 12:06AM

Has won the Hairy Arse competition at the Bowlers Rest in Blackpool 3 years running.

homah_7ft · 14-11-2009 12:10AM

It's supposed to be a lie

Keeps chewing gum stuck under the table for later.

joes girls · 14-11-2009 12:14AM

only lost it this year cause of the back, sac, crack that i gave him!!!

homah_7ft · 14-11-2009 12:17AM

Was gentle :eek:

staker · 14-11-2009 12:29AM

homah 777ft was the crane used in building the elysian

CDfm · 14-11-2009 12:46AM

Homah 7ft Insists on getting pints of Bubblegum flavoured WKD in a pint glass to prove that he is a man

homah_7ft · 14-11-2009 01:20AM

Is named after a type of sedimentary rock.

joes girls · 14-11-2009 01:28AM

Needs some fake tan on his ass!!!

homah_7ft · 14-11-2009 01:30AM

Is obsessed with my donkey getting a colour.

CDfm · 14-11-2009 01:35AM

Loves to prance around the Douglas pool in his mankini

joes girls · 14-11-2009 01:37AM

Has more hair in his sig picture, than he does in real life!!!!

CDfm · 14-11-2009 04:01AM

Joes Girls lit a candle in the church today and prayed that Robbie Williams would rejoin Take That

James T Kirk · 14-11-2009 08:47AM

CDfm hasn't got a bum.

CDfm · 14-11-2009 10:37AM

James T Kirk has been known to pick his bum and lick his fingers when he is finished. Its a nervous habit that he has and which he does when he tells lies. Ewww James T stop that -its bloody disgusting

James T Kirk · 14-11-2009 11:07AM

True that, unfortunately.

Equally unfortunate, is that CDfm collects the wings off flies, licks each wing, and places it with great care in a scrapbook ''wot'' he has.

CDfm · 14-11-2009 11:21AM

James T Kirk has flies flying around his bum due to his lack of personnal hygene. A creepy rock band from the states were very impressed with this and renamed themselves Halo of Flies in homage.

joes girls · 14-11-2009 12:13PM

As today is Nurse day, CDfm has spent all of his savings sending flowers and a forgive me note to all the nurses, he has groped over the years!!!

CDfm · 14-11-2009 12:40PM

Saturday is Joes Girls day for feeding hash cakes to the ducks in the park. Last week she said to an 8 year old who was crying at the chaos "Whats wrong,Have you never seen a duck being runover by a bus before"

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