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  • #3452
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    keeps trying to remember his name


  • #3453
    MickTipp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    ......has sex with trees!!!


  • #3454
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck lives on a diet of frozen vegatables


  • #3455
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm eats nothing but squid and shrimp.


  • #3456
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    thaedydal has a very strong fishy smell wafting off her body!


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  • #3457
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls hair smells of wet dog


  • #3458
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDFM adores the smell of wet dog whenever it rains he takes his out on the lead


  • #3459
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    deki so loves the smell of wet dog that he baths with his dog.


  • #3460
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Not only does CDFM not know the difference between a girl and boy, but he snorts peas thru a straw and thinks this gives him an edge.


  • #3461
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    deki's contraceptive method of choice is clingfilm


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  • #3462
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Thankfully CDFm never gets the chance to pass on his genes


  • #3463
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    deki only wears girls jeans


  • #3464
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDfm cries himself to sleep every night wishing his behind looked as good as mine does in my girly- girl jeans:p


  • #3465
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    deki was voted "Rear of The Year" by his local night club. J lo is a fan though she tells friends she thinks he has had surgery.


  • #3466
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Poor CDfm has a prissy walk and when he swings his hips you better get out of the way -you'll know when he's coming by the rustle of his silky panties.


  • #3467
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Deki has applied for " the Official Wardrobe Malfuntion of the Nocturnal Forum " title. This means flasher to the rest of us.


  • #3468
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDfm is lending me his old raincoat and teaching me the proper technique He just loves a surprise


  • #3469
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Deki was upset this morning when a woman passer-by called his display "funsize"


  • #3470
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is going to be the next BIG thing.......


  • #3471
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella fancies John but not Edward...


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  • #3472
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    shivvybonkers loves teagagging nif while he's frotting cdfm


  • #3473
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow loves Brighton and says the locals have been "bending over backwards" to make his stay as pleasureable as possible


  • #3474
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm is dead jealous he werent here with the other mums getting groped by me when playing postmans knockers


  • #3475
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrows has discovered a transgender mother and toddler group in Brighton.


  • #3476
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm had my surrogate son nif christened barnacle bill the sailor


  • #3477
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrows dole payment did'nt come thru' last week, so he's potless and pityfull.


  • #3478
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF gets the horn when kneading dough.


  • #3479
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    Staker by name Staker by Nature.


  • #3480
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Vanbis by name White Van Man by nature


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  • #3481
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    whitevanboy loves backing onto cdfms pert little todger


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