Ladyboys.. well.. would ya?

The_B_Man · 06-11-2009 02:44AM

lol thailand is a great place! spent a month there. any time i encountered a ladyboy, i just took the piss! They're easier to spot in person than on an internet quiz. anyone who accidentally got with a ladyboy is full of ****. they knew what they were doin.

they also have mid-puberty voices, ie sounds like their voice is breaking.

lol there was one in phuket walking down the street towards us. she whipped down her hotpants and started pointing down and shouting "pussy! pussy!" just to prove she didnt have a cock! classic stuff!

but to answer the original question....not a chance!

liah · 06-11-2009 02:46AM

10/10, but I don't think I qualify..

Jackeenboy · 06-11-2009 02:49AM

Would I what?

HAPPYGIRL · 06-11-2009 02:53AM

I was in Hua-Hin in Thailand with a group of Irish people. The lady-boys were really beautiful, fantastic cheekbones and features, i was jealous. The ladyboys were brilliant the problem was the irishmen in the group going for children!.

MrMicra · 06-11-2009 02:59AM

I got 5 out of ten. If the person had surgery would you even know?

Stevecw · 06-11-2009 03:01AM

No chance. Things are not that desperate.........yet!

Zillah · 06-11-2009 03:10AM

nummnutts wrote: »

A dude is a dude is a dude is a dude.

While it might be nice to live in a tidy world where you can draws lines all over the place, according to biology you are, quite simply, wrong. Divisions between the genders are far less clear than you might like to imagine.

A_SN · 06-11-2009 04:49AM

Zillah wrote: »

While it might be nice to live in a tidy world where you can draws lines all over the place, according to biology you are, quite simply, wrong. Divisions between the genders are far less clear than you might like to imagine.

Sure, but biologically, the sexual identity of ladyboys is very straightforward to determine (as in, biologically unambiguous from birth). So a dude is still a dude is still a dude.

coolguy · 06-11-2009 09:05AM

I got 8/10.
I w'ont be ever going to Thailand!

Reflector · 06-11-2009 10:31AM

it's funny what you might do when you are away from little catholic Ireland.
-skydive
-bungee jump
-sleep with a lady boy
-try ethnic food

Peoples minds and perceptions change when you are surrounded by another culture. It is normal in Thailand that one of the sons of a large family may become a ladyboy, it is a culture that we dont seem to have here as I think that it is not quite transgendered as a lot of them tend to not get rid of their balls. Also it is a better way to make money as the sex industry over there is huge.
I'd say some guys just go with it when their out there but if you ask them here they'd say absolutely no way.

My own experience, I was in Thailand alone and was staying in a hostel that was next door to a cafe run by two ladyboys. Olive and Patricia. I had food there and we got chatting, played some cards and then decided to head to a club. We got a bottle of whiskey and danced away. On my way out some english twat shouts "does he know that they're men". The fact that one of them had 3 inches on me in heels was a a give away you uncultured english ignorant twat. Anyway we then went for some food in a place run by one of their sisters. They had a good laugh at me as I coughed and spluttered through some incredibly hot but tasty dish. then patricia tried it on with me, now this was awkward because I am gay and fancy men so when I told her this she then informed me that "I boy, I boy" but the simple fact that she looked like a woman wasn't doing it for me. But all in all a great night and maybe if I was a straight guy I might have had enough booze on me to do the deed but if that was the case I mightn't be typing this story.

cournioni · 06-11-2009 10:32AM

No... I wouldn't do Fernando Torres.

petes · 06-11-2009 10:37AM

A pint of lager and a baileys and gin & tonic chasers. Mmmm....ladyboys.

Fascinating creatures though.

MrMicra · 06-11-2009 10:56AM

I won't be going to Thailand either. I would be concerned that I might react violently if surprised. It would be embarrassing to be beaten up by a woman even if she did have a mickey. As I say I wouldn't care if I couldn't tell.

homerun_homer · 06-11-2009 10:57AM

Saw a ladyboy in Knox's in Ennis last night. Needless to say (s)he looked nothing like a lady or a boy, quite disgusting really. Looked like a beaten up, middle aged Thai guy in drag.

amacachi · 06-11-2009 11:19AM

Sean Lock summed it up perfectly tbh, when they cum the still make the same noise.

BraziliaNZ · 06-11-2009 11:24AM

there are really hot ones in SE Asia. But I wouldn't see the point in doing one as there are plenty of real women around too. Maybe I'm just not freaky enough.

My name is URL · 06-11-2009 11:38AM

What about that Kim Petras dude?

50/50 for me :pac:

http://sinfulmx.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/kim2.jpg

AckwelFoley · 06-11-2009 11:39AM

MrMicra wrote: »

I would. The person is physically and mentally female. They are basically a woman. I don't see the problem. (Unless I am missing something).
Also how could you tell?

The forehead.

If you run your fingers down your forehead to your eyes there is a ridge over the eye sockets of males thats not there for females. Its failsafe

kaimera · 06-11-2009 11:49AM

family guy wrote:

Brian (sniffing his crotch) "You just got back from Manila, you had Lumpia for dinner, then you had sex with two Fillipino women...(sniffs again)...and a man."

Quagmire: " Heh...you mean THREE Fillipino women..." followed by an awkward pause, "Ehhhhhhh!!!"

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A_SN · 06-11-2009 11:53AM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

there are really hot ones in SE Asia. But I wouldn't see the point in doing one as there are plenty of real women around too. Maybe I'm just not freaky enough.

Ladyboys have bigger boobs and dress sluttier, or so I heard.

pickarooney · 06-11-2009 12:21PM

analbumcover wrote: »

Mind bender!

Great user name!

0ubliette · 06-11-2009 12:21PM

if this was coming on to me, damn right i would. sure why not, you only live once

AckwelFoley · 06-11-2009 12:30PM

0ubliette wrote: »

if this was coming on to me, damn right i would. sure why not, you only live once

..but the memory of sleeping with a dude lasts for ever

milod · 06-11-2009 12:39PM

snyper wrote: »

..but the memory of sleeping with a dude lasts for ever

so do it drunk! if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck it's a fúckin' duck...

Dancor · 06-11-2009 12:41PM

A man knows what a man wants............

spoofilyj · 06-11-2009 12:52PM

Just ask them if they understand the offside rule in soccer! If the answer is yes then you know its a Guy!

I have to say no I would have no Interest, I'm not really attracted to asian women but even if I was a dude is a dude...

AckwelFoley · 06-11-2009 12:54PM

milod wrote: »

so do it drunk! if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck it's a fúckin' duck...

so by that reasoning, Its official. Marey Harney is a man

Havermeyer · 07-11-2009 02:09AM

Zillah wrote: »

While it might be nice to live in a tidy world where you can draws lines all over the place, according to biology you are, quite simply, wrong. Divisions between the genders are far less clear than you might like to imagine.

Biologically wrong in what way?!

Do explain, oh wise one. :rolleyes:

irish_bob · 07-11-2009 03:47PM

jif wrote: »

does ladygaga count

does pat butcher count ?

Aldito · 07-11-2009 03:49PM

netwhizkid wrote: »

Plus I unlike alot of men are totally repulsed by Asian women. No way Jose!

Yeah same, if I was forced to, I'd have to wear a nose plug to get past their stench of noodles.

Ladyboys.. well.. would ya?

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