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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Homah 7ft walks a horse because instead of a dog because a dog is too small


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm fancies Sarah Jessica Parker,aka Horseface


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker fancies Ryan Tubridy aka Horses ass


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm rides horses, aka beastility


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Won a horse but lost it somewhere in the backyard.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah7ft eats horses aka dinner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    CDfm dresses his children up as horses and rides them around town while giving the queen's salute to appear affluent! sadly most reckon he's just handicapped.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...gives himself a good anal fingering with both hands in bed early in the morning and then sniffs his fingers all day long.........

    sick......Ewwwwwwwwwwwww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Niceirishfella likes watching this pasttime of mine from the ladder i leave outside my bedroom window in the hope i might flip open the latch before going to bed one night so he can snuggle up and join me!

    Disgusting!! I'd never unlock my window, its unsafe!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...........secretly enjoys walking around the underwear sections in Dunnes Stores, purchasing cheap,nasty,skimpy thongs & bras for his cross-dressing obsession...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    niceirishfella wears his underwear for a full week farting in it and sometimes peeing, then goes to the same underwear sections in Dunnes and opens the underwear packets and swaps his soiled ones for the new ones! He then runs away giggling and hides in amongst the jackets to see who'll pick them up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .........seeks soiled underwear in Dunnes, and thinks he's been watched while he shops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    ..........**** to my little ponies adverts (the pink one is his favorite) and has compiled a 3 hour long marathon dvd of them for his me-time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    shivvy is a **** master. He give's free online **** webinars from his **** laberinth where he demonstrates how to successfully pull yerself asunder to sickos the world over with an internet connection.
    see his site here ; www.shivvythegimpmasterofwank.cum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella is my biggest fan


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 142 ✭✭theT


    loves his ma....at least twice a week


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭jasonbourme.cs


    was on the grassy knoll


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 142 ✭✭theT


    is the grassy knoll


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .................wishes he was more like MR T - get some Nutz............Arrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭GO'S


    thinks hes hard


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 142 ✭✭theT


    likes it hard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    GO'S is a lazy Go-Go dancer, so lazy in fact that he didn't even complete his full username and thought that making 'GO' plural was sufficient!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    drunkymonkey goes to confession when he is drunk except he sits in the priests portion. Mrs Murphy got a Bulmers Pear and 6 G&Ts this week and she doesnt drink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    seedy uses viagra eye drops to make himself look hard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow drives a limerick reg car to make himself look hard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    CDFM drives a JCB to make himself look attractive to country folk!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Plays ancient Columbian musical instruments for a White Stripes style band.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    homah likes to smell women who pass by on the street then blame it on his child.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staged a Tiger Raid Kidnapping on Mystic Meg home now she lives with him and wont go home.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is an award winning wallet designer.


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