Women approaching men backwards

Insect Overlord · 22-10-2009 2:25pm

Strange thread is strange...

pickarooney · 22-10-2009 2:34pm

Kiera wrote: »

For a child?

Hands up who understood that to mean one thing and who understood it to mean another?

Kiera · 22-10-2009 2:36pm

pickarooney wrote: »

Hands up who understood that to mean one thing and who understood it to mean another?

Oh shít i didnt get that. Ooops. I meant the size of a childs willy not the other......:o

FlutterinBantam · 22-10-2009 2:37pm

So am I to understand that it works like this.

A coterie of hot babes espy the Flutt lounging against the bar in a nite club and one of them gets a "moistie".

Rather than approach the Flutt and say calmly "Fcuk my pussy fcukface till I faint" with apologies to Mr Roth, she would engage a friend to direct her to "accidently" back into the Flutt and take it from there?

Is that how it works?

NothingMan · 22-10-2009 2:38pm

Kiera wrote: »

Oh shít i didnt get that. Ooops. I meant the size of a childs willy not the other......:o

I knew what you meant. Quite glad I didn't get the other much more disgusting implication until it was pointed out.

I guess i'm not as filthy minded as some on here.

Procasinator · 22-10-2009 2:44pm

Cadiz wrote: »

I find a subtle sidelong glance at this 'area' is sufficient and usually tells me all I need to know..

The size of the.. wallet?

Ross_Mahon · 22-10-2009 2:44pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

The navigator mainly navigates through eye signals, it's subtle, she obviously doesn't want to be caught navigating her friend into hot lads. One of my really good looking friends was actually surrounded by a semi circle of women backing up towards him as he leaned against a wall. It was comical.

Hold on and ill consult my Pick-up Artist books about this :pac:

Prof.Badass · 22-10-2009 2:53pm

caseyann wrote: »

You know that game were child men grab a woman's breasts by accident :rolleyes:

This isn't a game. It's a horrible thing (or beautiful i guess if she responds well to it

) that in most cases probably was an accident. For example I remember when i was 17, back when being drunk made you cool. We were all jumping around with our arms around each others shoulders. My arm from the elbow down was hanging down from her shoulder with my hand dangerously near the breast area. I guess it was some sort of reflex or something but i suddenly realised my hand was cupped around her breast (I wasn't grabbing it or anything)

.

I apologised and she was like "for what?". Luckily, it seems she didn't notice. I feel sorry for any guy who has gotten on the wrong side of a feminist from a similar situation.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 2:55pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

So am I to understand that it works like this.

A coterie of hot babes espy the Flutt lounging against the bar in a nite club and one of them gets a "moistie".

Rather than approach the Flutt and say calmly "Fcuk my pussy fcukface till I faint" with apologies to Mr Roth, she would engage a friend to direct her to "accidently" back into the Flutt and take it from there?

Is that how it works?

Well in Riverpineapple's wet ones it is

IvyTheTerrible · 22-10-2009 2:57pm

vinylmesh wrote: »

This isn't a game. It's a horrible thing (or beautiful i guess if she responds well to it ) that in most cases probably was an accident. For example I remember when i was 17, back when being drunk made you cool. We were all jumping around with our arms around each others shoulders. My arm from the elbow down was hanging down from her shoulder with my hand dangerously near the breast area. I guess it was some sort of reflex or something but i suddenly realised my hand was cupped around her breast (I wasn't grabbing it or anything) .

I apologised and she was like "for what?". Luckily, it seems she didn't notice. I feel sorry for any guy who has gotten on the wrong side of a feminist from a similar situation.

So a feminist by your definition is someone who doesn't like having their boob groped by you? :rolleyes:

A lot more feminists around than I thought, then...

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 2:59pm

NothingMan wrote: »

Yeah and some aren't either one. Lay off women!:(

Ah it's not that big a deal but it's impossible not to look and speculate. Or is that just me.

ejmaztec · 22-10-2009 3:03pm

caseyann wrote: »

Seriously girl from what i have been told about how girls carry on now,would not surprise me in slightest.You know that game were child men grab a woman's breasts by accident :rolleyes: apparently women are doing that to now to men in other areas

Tallaght?

slipss · 22-10-2009 3:32pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

I kinda know what you mean man, certainly girls back up into guys when you're in a club, you're up dancing, feel someone backing against you, turn to see who it is, they smile at you, you dance with them, yeah, but I think you're being a bit paranoid with the whole "while her friend secretly navigates her with subtle eye movements" thing.

Long Onion · 22-10-2009 3:36pm

Fcuk's sake, more silly women bolloxology - I will say this only once so listen up wimmins:

MEN ARE NOT WIMMINS, WE SEE IN COLOURS NOT FRUIT. WE DO NOT DO SUBTLE NOR DO WE READ MINDS. WE DO NOT GET THE BACK UP/NAVIGATE SH1TE - WALK TO US AND SAY "HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET BUCK NAKED AND FCUK" - THIS WILL DO FINE.

GROW UP.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 3:40pm

Long Onion wrote: »

Fcuk's sake, more silly women bolloxology - I will say this only once so listen up wimmins:

MEN ARE NOT WIMMINS, WE SEE IN COLOURS NOT FRUIT. WE DO NOT DO SUBTLE NOR DO WE READ MINDS. WE DO NOT GET THE BACK UP/NAVIGATE SH1TE - WALK TO US AND SAY "HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET BUCK NAKED AND FCUK" - THIS WILL DO FINE.

GROW UP.

I'm sensing it's been a little while since a nice woman backed (or fronted) into you onion? Are we a little 'tense'?

fitzgooble · 22-10-2009 3:44pm

yes, yes i do

Pyr0 · 22-10-2009 3:44pm

Long Onion wrote: »

MEN ARE NOT WIMMINS, WE SEE IN COLOURS NOT FRUIT. WE DO NOT DO SUBTLE NOR DO WE READ MINDS. WE DO NOT GET THE BACK UP/NAVIGATE SH1TE - WALK TO US AND SAY "HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET BUCK NAKED AND FCUK" - THIS WILL DO FINE.

GROW UP.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Long Onion · 22-10-2009 3:48pm

Pyr0 wrote: »

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Really ... hmmm ... fancy backing into me? (I believe that's what the kids call it these days)

Vegeta · 22-10-2009 3:59pm

Do you say Buck Naked or But Naked?

PirateShampoo · 22-10-2009 3:59pm

If its a fat bird backing up does her mate go Beep beep beep

artanevilla · 22-10-2009 4:01pm

PirateShampoo wrote: »

If its a fat bird backing up does her mate go Beep beep beep

Just got there before me!

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 4:03pm

artanevilla wrote: »

Just got there before me!

Scroll back, someone got there quite a while ago

Rob_l · 22-10-2009 4:04pm

artanevilla wrote: »

Just got there before me!

And about three/four pages after the picture and comment beat you both

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

jenny2hat wrote: »

Wow.
Wouldn't like to be bumped into by that O_o

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Don't worry she makes a beeping noise when backing up.

PirateShampoo · 22-10-2009 4:04pm

Cadiz wrote: »

Scroll back, someone got there quite a while ago

Lies, lies i tell you

Prof.Badass · 22-10-2009 4:07pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

So a feminist by your definition is someone who doesn't like having their boob groped by you? :rolleyes:

A lot more feminists around than I thought, then...

A feminist would instantly jump to the wrong conclusion, make a massive fuss over it (which would involve hurling of abuse), and out of pure prejudice they would be incapable of understanding how such a thing could happen by accident.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 4:10pm

vinylmesh wrote: »

A feminist would instantly jump to the wrong conclusion, make a massive fuss over it (which would involve hurling of abuse), and out of pure prejudice they would be incapable of understanding how such a thing could happen by accident.

That there sounds like pure prejudice to me!

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 4:24pm

Kiera wrote: »

I call bollox on that!

Are you living in America by any chance?

It's true, it was a group of four friends, they started off about 8 feet away and gradually got closer and closer until he was surrounded. It was in Newcastle.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 4:27pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It's true, it was a group of four friends, they started off about 8 feet away and gradually got closer and closer until he was surrounded. It was in Newcastle.

Then what did they do?? Is this Newcastle in the UK? The women there are supposed to be quite scarey...

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 4:27pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It's true, it was a group of four friends, they started off about 8 feet away and gradually got closer and closer until he was surrounded. It was in Newcastle.

four girls,walking backwards,being directed by a fifth girls subtle eye movements,surrounded your friend against a wall???...
...then what happened?

Kiera · 22-10-2009 4:27pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It's true, it was a group of four friends, they started off about 8 feet away and gradually got closer and closer until he was surrounded. It was in Newcastle.

UK, Newcastle?

If so it explains a lot.

Warfi · 22-10-2009 4:28pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It's true, it was a group of four friends, they started off about 8 feet away and gradually got closer and closer until he was surrounded. It was in Newcastle.

Howay man, back intee a charver.

Prof.Badass · 22-10-2009 4:32pm

Cadiz wrote: »

That there sounds like pure prejudice to me!

nope. Being sexist is what feminism is all about. The hint is in the name, feminist. Imagine if i went around calling myself a masculinist?

In todays society those who believe in gender equality make up the majority and are known as "normal people".

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 4:32pm

Kiera wrote: »

UK, Newcastle?

If so it explains a lot.

Yea UK, it was a weekend away with the football team. I've noticed it a lot in Dublin. Have you ever done it yourself?

Tar.Aldarion · 22-10-2009 4:40pm

A woman bumped into me once, she died shortly afterwards.

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 4:45pm

wudangclan wrote: »

four girls,walking backwards,being directed by a fifth girls subtle eye movements,surrounded your friend against a wall???..

Did you and your friend accidentally attend some sh*te performance art show by mistake?

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 4:45pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Yea UK, it was a weekend away with the football team. I've noticed it a lot in Dublin. Have you ever done it yourself?

it may take a while for Kiera to answer.
she's counting up all the times she's done it.:p

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 4:46pm

vinylmesh wrote: »

nope. Being sexist is what feminism is all about.

Nope - that's your perception of what feminism is about!

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 4:49pm

Cadiz wrote: »

Nope - that's your perception of what feminism is about!

what is feminism about?
what's wrong with humanism?

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 4:59pm

wudangclan wrote: »

what is feminism about?

It's about massively over reacting to having your boob accidently grabbed, apparently.. :rolleyes:

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 5:03pm

I want to make it clear that the two girls talk to each other as well as look at the guy over her friends shoulder to indicate where he is. They often giggle when they are doing this.

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 5:07pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I want to make it clear that the two girls talk to each other as well as look at the guy over her friends shoulder to indicate where he is. They often giggle when they are doing this.

what age bracket are we talking here?

PirateShampoo · 22-10-2009 5:10pm

wudangclan wrote: »

what age bracket are we talking here?

8 to 12 years old it would appear.

wilson10 · 22-10-2009 5:11pm

Had the same problem at a halloween party last year.

Whipped out my phone quick as a flash and snapped it for posterity.

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 5:12pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I want to make it clear that the two girls talk to each other as well as look at the guy over her friends shoulder to indicate where he is. They often giggle when they are doing this.

Be honest now Riverpineapple, you've never even seen a woman in real life, have you?

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 5:17pm

I reckon there's a lot of women stayin quiet about this.

Rented Mule · 22-10-2009 5:19pm

I read the title of this thread and keep hearing the Tommy Tiernan punchline

'...now back her into me PJ'.

PirateShampoo · 22-10-2009 5:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I reckon there's a lot of women stayin quiet about this.

Probably not aloud on the computer until all there colouring homework is done.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 5:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I reckon there's a lot of women stayin quiet about this.

It's past their bedtime, that's why

Sofiztikated · 22-10-2009 6:00pm

I'm highly confused, Ted.

Whatever happened to getting drunk and staring at attractive members of the opposite (or same) sex until they get uncomfortable and leave? That the way I did it, thats the way Dad did it, and it hasn't really worked out yet.

givyjoe81 · 22-10-2009 6:13pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

Hit the nail on the head! Christ thats infuriating! Why cant they walk up to us like we do the other way round and just say hello! The mind boggles, same women who give out they cant find a nice guy il bet.

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