Women approaching men backwards

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 1:12pm #1

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 1:13pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

Dear Riverpineapple,

What are you blathering on about?

Respectfully,

AnonoBoy.

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 1:14pm

i never fail to LOL when this happens to me.

petes · 22-10-2009 1:17pm

Where exactly does this happen?

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 1:18pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Dear Riverpineapple,

What are you blathering on about?

Respectfully,

AnonoBoy.

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

Nu-Centz · 22-10-2009 1:18pm

haven't experienced this one...

tho a couple of times i have positioned myself on dancefloors so i get a smack off some hot chick & then chat her up after she apologises!

captainspeckle · 22-10-2009 1:18pm

what it the beejesus are ye on about?

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 1:19pm

Insurgent wrote: »

Where exactly does this happen?

Every nightclub on the planet.

CreepingDeath · 22-10-2009 1:19pm

It's more annoying when they reverse into you while driving a vehicle.

Slow Motion · 22-10-2009 1:19pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

I think you should lay off the weed for a bit!

AckwelFoley · 22-10-2009 1:20pm

DOOOOHHH!! You IDIOTS!!

Shes talking about AUSTRALIA!!

Like hello??!! Walking backwards.

Australia.

Armin_Tamzarian · 22-10-2009 1:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

I really don't think that they will.
Come on pointless poll.

The_Kew_Tour · 22-10-2009 1:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

Happened to me once or twice but now that you say it it is funny i can count few occassions where it has happened to mates of top my head.

The 2 friends be sipping there drinks after they already eyed you up and if one fancies ya she turn back to you and and then friend give the signal for all clear to do space walk.:D

RoyalMarine · 22-10-2009 1:21pm

pablomakaveli · 22-10-2009 1:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

That only happens after the male does the special mating dance i believe.

Kiera · 22-10-2009 1:22pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

:eek: You just called Anono a minger! :P

orourkeda · 22-10-2009 1:23pm

CreepingDeath wrote: »

It's more annoying when they reverse into you while driving a vehicle.

with a female navigator

petes · 22-10-2009 1:23pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Every nightclub on the planet.

Maybe every nightclub on your planet!

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 1:23pm

Kiera wrote: »

:eek: You just called Anono a minger! :P

Not necessarily, he could be a good looking loser.

AckwelFoley · 22-10-2009 1:23pm

Old Snyper chinese Proverb.

"She who approaches man backwards, gets it up the bum"

stovelid · 22-10-2009 1:23pm

Great fun to be had with a cattle-prod when this happens.

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 1:25pm

Kiera wrote: »

:eek: You just called Anono a minger! :P

He did not. Did he?

Surely not.

Seriously though I don't hang around in nightclubs where grown ups act like teenagers and walk backwards into each other.

Any women who approach me in clubs do it the proper way - y'know front forward and talking without their friend giving rally driver instructions from her side. "Sharp left, sharp left. Minger at the next bend. Right past the guy doing the robot. Straight on to the hot dude."

Odd.

Kiera · 22-10-2009 1:26pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Not necessarily, he could be a good looking loser.

Ok now thats not nice!

He's hawt and far from a loser. You can tell this by the fact he didnt start a thread about walking backwards!

jenny2hat · 22-10-2009 1:26pm

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

Wow.
Wouldn't like to be bumped into by that O_o

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 1:27pm

jenny2hat wrote: »

Wow.
Wouldn't like to be bumped into by that O_o

Don't worry she makes a beeping noise when backing up.

Davidius · 22-10-2009 1:34pm

Woman bump into me all the time.

And by 'bump into' I mean 'run away from'.

jenny2hat · 22-10-2009 1:35pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Don't worry she makes a beeping noise when backing up.

Thank the lord :pac:

Pace2008 · 22-10-2009 1:39pm

It's odd alright. I've never seen them being navigated before though.

Has no one else actually seen this? It's pretty commonplace.

happyfriday · 22-10-2009 1:55pm

I have never seen this, and have certainly never done it!! If there is a guy I think is cute I make eye contact and go up and talk to him. You know? Like a grown up person!!

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 1:56pm

Pace2008 wrote: »

It's odd alright. I've never seen them being navigated before though.

Has no one else actually seen this? It's pretty commonplace.

The navigator mainly navigates through eye signals, it's subtle, she obviously doesn't want to be caught navigating her friend into hot lads. One of my really good looking friends was actually surrounded by a semi circle of women backing up towards him as he leaned against a wall. It was comical.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 2:00pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Every nightclub on the planet.

Whatever you're drinking/ingesting in these nightclubs - stop

Women approaching men backwards

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