Women approaching men backwards

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 12:12pm #1

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 12:13pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

Dear Riverpineapple,

What are you blathering on about?

Respectfully,

AnonoBoy.

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 12:14pm

i never fail to LOL when this happens to me.

petes · 22-10-2009 12:17pm

Where exactly does this happen?

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 12:18pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Dear Riverpineapple,

What are you blathering on about?

Respectfully,

AnonoBoy.

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

Nu-Centz · 22-10-2009 12:18pm

haven't experienced this one...

tho a couple of times i have positioned myself on dancefloors so i get a smack off some hot chick & then chat her up after she apologises!

captainspeckle · 22-10-2009 12:18pm

what it the beejesus are ye on about?

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 12:19pm

Insurgent wrote: »

Where exactly does this happen?

Every nightclub on the planet.

CreepingDeath · 22-10-2009 12:19pm

It's more annoying when they reverse into you while driving a vehicle.

Slow Motion · 22-10-2009 12:19pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

I think you should lay off the weed for a bit!

AckwelFoley · 22-10-2009 12:20pm

DOOOOHHH!! You IDIOTS!!

Shes talking about AUSTRALIA!!

Like hello??!! Walking backwards.

Australia.

Armin_Tamzarian · 22-10-2009 12:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

I really don't think that they will.
Come on pointless poll.

The_Kew_Tour · 22-10-2009 12:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

Happened to me once or twice but now that you say it it is funny i can count few occassions where it has happened to mates of top my head.

The 2 friends be sipping there drinks after they already eyed you up and if one fancies ya she turn back to you and and then friend give the signal for all clear to do space walk.:D

RoyalMarine · 22-10-2009 12:21pm

pablomakaveli · 22-10-2009 12:21pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Does anyone else find it funny the way women approach men by walking backwards and bumping into a man as her friend opposite her acts as the navigator?

That only happens after the male does the special mating dance i believe.

Kiera · 22-10-2009 12:22pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Clearly never happened to you. I think most women and attractive men will know what I'm talking about.

:eek: You just called Anono a minger! :P

orourkeda · 22-10-2009 12:23pm

CreepingDeath wrote: »

It's more annoying when they reverse into you while driving a vehicle.

with a female navigator

petes · 22-10-2009 12:23pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Every nightclub on the planet.

Maybe every nightclub on your planet!

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 12:23pm

Kiera wrote: »

:eek: You just called Anono a minger! :P

Not necessarily, he could be a good looking loser.

AckwelFoley · 22-10-2009 12:23pm

Old Snyper chinese Proverb.

"She who approaches man backwards, gets it up the bum"

stovelid · 22-10-2009 12:23pm

Great fun to be had with a cattle-prod when this happens.

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 12:25pm

Kiera wrote: »

:eek: You just called Anono a minger! :P

He did not. Did he?

Surely not.

Seriously though I don't hang around in nightclubs where grown ups act like teenagers and walk backwards into each other.

Any women who approach me in clubs do it the proper way - y'know front forward and talking without their friend giving rally driver instructions from her side. "Sharp left, sharp left. Minger at the next bend. Right past the guy doing the robot. Straight on to the hot dude."

Odd.

Kiera · 22-10-2009 12:26pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Not necessarily, he could be a good looking loser.

Ok now thats not nice!

He's hawt and far from a loser. You can tell this by the fact he didnt start a thread about walking backwards!

jenny2hat · 22-10-2009 12:26pm

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

Wow.
Wouldn't like to be bumped into by that O_o

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 12:27pm

jenny2hat wrote: »

Wow.
Wouldn't like to be bumped into by that O_o

Don't worry she makes a beeping noise when backing up.

Davidius · 22-10-2009 12:34pm

Woman bump into me all the time.

And by 'bump into' I mean 'run away from'.

jenny2hat · 22-10-2009 12:35pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Don't worry she makes a beeping noise when backing up.

Thank the lord :pac:

Pace2008 · 22-10-2009 12:39pm

It's odd alright. I've never seen them being navigated before though.

Has no one else actually seen this? It's pretty commonplace.

happyfriday · 22-10-2009 12:55pm

I have never seen this, and have certainly never done it!! If there is a guy I think is cute I make eye contact and go up and talk to him. You know? Like a grown up person!!

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 12:56pm

Pace2008 wrote: »

It's odd alright. I've never seen them being navigated before though.

Has no one else actually seen this? It's pretty commonplace.

The navigator mainly navigates through eye signals, it's subtle, she obviously doesn't want to be caught navigating her friend into hot lads. One of my really good looking friends was actually surrounded by a semi circle of women backing up towards him as he leaned against a wall. It was comical.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 1:00pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Every nightclub on the planet.

Whatever you're drinking/ingesting in these nightclubs - stop

AckwelFoley · 22-10-2009 1:00pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It was comical.

when you say comical do you mean childish?

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup · 22-10-2009 1:05pm

ah yeah, have seen this alright. never happened to me though, must be an ugly bastard, i've to work for my women dammit

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 1:05pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It was comical.

You're comical

Pedro K · 22-10-2009 1:08pm

pablomakaveli wrote: »

That only happens after the male does the special mating dance i believe.

Ooh, look -- she's presenting! We thought this would take years to happen. [Ping-Ping grabs Homer and drags him closer. A curtain descends on the bizarre tableau] Ping-Ping just asked Sim-Sim to marry him, and I think she just said yes.

RandolphEsq · 22-10-2009 1:08pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Seriously though I don't hang around in nightclubs where grown ups act like teenagers and walk backwards into each other.

He said women do it, not men. And not all women at that

AnonoBoy wrote: »

If any women were ever to approach me in clubs I would hope they do it the proper way - y'know front forward and talking without their friend giving rally driver instructions from her side. "Sharp left, sharp left. Minger at the next bend. Right past the guy doing the robot. Straight on to the hot dude."

Odd.

FYP

Wossack · 22-10-2009 1:08pm

I believe the correct response is to crouch down behind her so she just falls over you

PirateShampoo · 22-10-2009 1:10pm

Are you sure you weren't in the George?

Kiera · 22-10-2009 1:11pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

The navigator mainly navigates through eye signals, it's subtle, she obviously doesn't want to be caught navigating her friend into hot lads. One of my really good looking friends was actually surrounded by a semi circle of women backing up towards him as he leaned against a wall. It was comical.

I call bollox on that!

Are you living in America by any chance?

caseyann · 22-10-2009 1:18pm

Kiera wrote: »

I call bollox on that!

Are you living in America by any chance?

Seriously girl from what i have been told about how girls carry on now,would not surprise me in slightest.You know that game were child men grab a woman's breasts by accident :rolleyes: apparently women are doing that to now to men in other areas

Kiera · 22-10-2009 1:21pm

caseyann wrote: »

Seriously girl from what i have been told about how girls carry on now,would not surprise me in slightest.You know that game were child men grab a woman's breasts by accident :rolleyes: apparently women are doing that to now to men in other areas

STFU? I'm sooo doing it wrong. No wonder i'm single

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 1:21pm

caseyann wrote: »

Seriously girl from what i have been told about how girls carry on now,would not surprise me in slightest.You know that game were child men grab a woman's breasts by accident :rolleyes: apparently women are doing that to now to men in other areas

I find a subtle sidelong glance at this 'area' is sufficient and usually tells me all I need to know..

petes · 22-10-2009 1:22pm

caseyann wrote: »

.You know that game were child men grab a woman's breasts by accident :rolleyes:

Is that not called assault?

Naos · 22-10-2009 1:52pm

Women better not be accidently on purpose bumping into me while I'm getting my jive on, be hell to pay.

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2009 2:00pm

Cadiz wrote: »

I find a subtle sidelong glance at this 'area' is sufficient and usually tells me all I need to know..

Hey some men are showers others are growers. :cool:

NothingMan · 22-10-2009 2:06pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Hey some men are showers others are growers. :cool:

Yeah and some aren't either one. Lay off women!:(

Kiera · 22-10-2009 2:08pm

NothingMan wrote: »

Yeah and some aren't either one. Lay off women!:(

Micropenis?

NothingMan · 22-10-2009 2:09pm

Kiera wrote: »

Micropenis?

It may be small but it's perfectly formed!

Kiera · 22-10-2009 2:10pm

NothingMan wrote: »

It may be small but it's perfectly formed!

For a child?

NothingMan · 22-10-2009 2:16pm

But I make up for it with my big fists and long powerful tongue!

Kiera · 22-10-2009 2:22pm

NothingMan wrote: »

But I make up for it with my big fists and long powerful tongue!

:eek: I had to scroll back up to see what the topic was!

Women approaching men backwards

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