Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

CDfm · 20-10-2009 07:45PM

ChewChew wrote: »

Gimme some!!

Burp - pardon:o

Sorry its all gone -wanna lick the plate.

Must dash - gotta go out for ...............rennies

ChewChew · 20-10-2009 07:46PM

CDfm wrote: »

Burp - pardon:o

Sorry its all gone -wanna lick the plate.

Must dash - gotta go out for ...............rennies

Noooo. Just buy me more when ya go get the rennie. lol.

OldGoat · 20-10-2009 08:10PM

Good evening All.
Had to go to Parent Teacher meeting today. What a kerfuffel and all to hear waht we already know, Kiddlet #1 is awesome, all knowing, all powerful yet still cute as a button.

We are just lulling the teachers into a false sense of security. Next year we pull the rug out from under their feet and inflict Kiddlet #2 on them. There will be carnage.

Snowie · 20-10-2009 08:22PM

i was a the hyepr active badly behevaed monkey in my house....

any way one teacher was moaning to my dad about how badly behevaed i was and how my concintration was poor and yada yada yada...

any way i think he just got pissed of with her perpetulent anoying squeeky tone and said...

look my job is easy most of the time i come in i do my work but some days I get challanged Like you are with my son, but on those days those challanges, is where I feel job satisfaction, fullfilled and where I really earn my money.

but thinking back i was a right little sh!t

problem is tho i just found school so bloody boreing In 6 years if they made learning fun id learn twice as much

Snowie · 20-10-2009 10:54PM

hey im throwing

up a link of my dads work chec chec chec cheack i tout

http://www.coppercoastworkshops.com/minimalistics

OldGoat · 20-10-2009 11:15PM

Nice images K. I think your da's been stalking me. Everywhere I go in France he seems to post pictures of it. Was in the shop in Laguondoc that he shot. I took a photo of the murials in Montpellier from almost exactly where he must have stood.

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:eek:

Snowie · 20-10-2009 11:40PM

OldGoat wrote: »

Nice images K. I think your da's been stalking me. Everywhere I go in France he seems to post pictures of it. Was in the shop in Laguondoc that he shot. I took a photo of the murials in Montpellier from almost exactly where he must have stood.

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:eek:

:eek:

looks liek you got good taste so man :cool:
such lovely place good thing there moving there

hopefully near narbonne
I was there this time last year cooking food for 6 people and a buget of 500 euros per week to feed them on it was devine

CDfm · 21-10-2009 12:13AM

OldGoat wrote: »

Good evening All.
Had to go to Parent Teacher meeting today. What a kerfuffel and all to hear waht we already know, Kiddlet #1 is awesome, all knowing, all powerful yet still cute as a button.

We are just lulling the teachers into a false sense of security. Next year we pull the rug out from under their feet and inflict Kiddlet #2 on them. There will be carnage.

Ah fond days. I was once faced with a demon teacher

Her " How do I start"
Me " Well you tell me what you think about him then I will tell you what he thinks about you"

Somehow it all went well after that;)

ChewChew · 21-10-2009 12:18AM

Cd thats hilarious!

i hated when my mam went to parent teacher meetings. Only cause my mother was a demon. She's mellowed out so much now

Fajitas! · 21-10-2009 12:40AM

They used to piss me off no end.

Anyways, I'm now lacking fingerprints on my left hand - I was thick enough to try catch a falling frying pan, forgetting it was incredibly hot. It's mad, they feel really smooth. And my other hand is only recovering from a cheese grater > knuckle incident. I'm not impressed.

CDfm · 21-10-2009 12:43AM

My Mum was a teacher I guess it is my little rebelion. I always think its the parents job to level the playing field a bit in a nice way.

I usually wear black suits shirts ties cowboy boots etc when I have been called on to do my duty. A black leather coat completes the ensemble.

CDfm · 21-10-2009 12:54AM

Fajitas! wrote: »

Anyways, I'm now lacking fingerprints on my left hand - I was thick enough to try catch a falling frying pan, forgetting it was incredibly hot. It's mad, they feel really smooth. And my other hand is only recovering from a cheese grater > knuckle incident. I'm not impressed.

Ouch. My OH wants me to cook dinner tomorrow night which I havent done in a year. It sounds very dangerous.

Snowie · 21-10-2009 12:58AM

Fajitas! wrote: »

They used to piss me off no end.

Anyways, I'm now lacking fingerprints on my left hand - I was thick enough to try catch a falling frying pan, forgetting it was incredibly hot. It's mad, they feel really smooth. And my other hand is only recovering from a cheese grater > knuckle incident. I'm not impressed.

I know this will sound mad but if you have an alowveira plnat cut a leaf of it and smother you hand in it and then go to bed with a plastic bag around it....

ot just get it in th emorning and Parcetmol can help with the pain....

CDfm · 21-10-2009 01:01AM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I know this will sound mad but if you have an alowveira plnat cut a leaf of it and smother you hand in it and then go to bed with a plastic bag around it....

When i spent my days in the kitchens i got some un mercfull burns and an aleo virea plant saved my hands from som e nasty nasty scares...

ot just get it in th emorning and Parcetmol can help with the pain....

+1 -its the business

Fajitas! · 21-10-2009 08:35AM

Ah it's not that sore, I have plenty of Aloe Vera so I rubbed some on as soon as it happened - I use it for just about everything from shaving to sunburn.

CDfm · 21-10-2009 08:52AM

Burns are not nice - I did the same 2 christmases back.I got proper burn cream and plastic plaster type things from a nurse friend. The stuff worked and looked suitably professional for people to ask what was with the hand.

OldGoat · 21-10-2009 01:01PM

I took yesterday (Tuesday) off work. So that means that today (wednesday) feels like Monday.
That implies that Thrusday will feel like Tuesday and Friday will Feel like Wednesday...Follow me so far?
The upshot is that my weekend starts on Wednesaday.
Should I come into work tomorrow or not?

Fajitas! · 21-10-2009 01:04PM

Wait. What day is it?

:pac:

CDfm · 21-10-2009 01:28PM

OldGoat wrote: »

I took yesterday (Tuesday) off work. So that means that today (wednesday) feels like Monday.
That implies that Thrusday will feel like Tuesday and Friday will Feel like Wednesday...Follow me so far?
The upshot is that my weekend starts on Wednesaday.
Should I come into work tomorrow or not?

Its just like the movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray.

The only way to break the cycle is to stay up all night with Mrs Goats doing the things that Goats do.

It worked in the movie so tommorow will be Thursday.

I hope this helps.

OldGoat · 21-10-2009 01:31PM

Wait. What day is it?

And it's a long weekend so next week won't start till Tuesday...or Thursday...ish.

OldGoat · 21-10-2009 01:35PM

Ahh but the problem there CDfm is that Mrs. Goat DIDN'T take yesterday off work so if we follow your plan and I get myself straightened out it will mess up her perspective on things and we may have a total time paradox shinnanagins.:eek:

CDfm · 21-10-2009 01:41PM

You have passed through some kind of space time continuim and exist in more than one universe. Women dont undertand this but she needs to undertand and trust you on this.

Its for the best that she follows it to the letter.

OldGoat · 21-10-2009 01:48PM

I'll need to get David Tennant to explain it to her. She'll be so busy trying to jump his bones that she just might miss the temopral shift as I realign the multiverse.

KrustyUCC · 22-10-2009 11:16AM

is everything realigned OG?

trying to decide on plans for weekend. must got to octoberfest on friday night

provisionally have match sunday morning so i reckon i won't go out sat night. have been invited to 21st though so prob will have to make an appearance.

any plans for weekend gents?

Fajitas! · 22-10-2009 11:21AM

I think I've to leave for Waterford tonight to sort out some bank related dickheadery in the morning. None to impressed at all. I'll get back to London for Saturday where a mates mate is having a pub crawl, and I'm going to abstain from alcohol.

Then cooking Sunday dinner on Sunday... Gonna be wrecked.

OldGoat · 22-10-2009 11:32AM

Krusty, I found that half a bottle of gin somehow realigned the whole continum and everything is back as it should be. Is there anything that marvel cannot do?

As for the weekend, got a stag thingy on Friday, a supprise party on Saturday, brunch with a bunch of friends on Sunday morning, a cabaret show Sundy afternoon, jazz session Sunday evening and chobas & mojitos in a club into the small hours.

Monday is nasty domestic chores day.
I'm exhausted already.

OldGoat · 22-10-2009 01:47PM

Gentlemen & Guests allow me to introduce myself. My name is John.
Not Jonny.
Not Johnser.
Not Johnno, Johnboy, Jilted, Jack or Jayoh.

I'm a grown man, I'm over 21 and long out of the schoolyard and I would like my given name to be used. I've always hated people changing my name on a whim to something that makes them feel more comfortable.

I'm lucky in a way that 'John' is difficult to shorten as the worst crime namewise is to shorten then lengthen the name.
As an example lets take the name Declan. This gets cut down to Dec and then for some unfathomable reason it gets lengthened again to Deco. Deco! Is that any name for a grown man?
Appologies to anyone who likes and used the name 'Deco'- just an example. If it's your choice then fairplay to ya.
Jonno, Anto, Deco, Dermo...Arraghhhh!

So, are you a Jim, Jimmy, Jimbo or a James? An Andy, Drew or an Andrew? A Pat, Paddy or a Patrick?
Have you ever been stuck with a nickname that you just could not shake off?

KrustyUCC · 22-10-2009 02:00PM

gin will do that alrite lol.

sounds like busy weekend OG. your post has reminded me to work mojitos into my drinking plan

anybody got suggestion of a good film to watch tonight?

CDfm · 22-10-2009 02:11PM

OldGoat wrote: »

Gentlemen & Guests allow me to introduce myself. My name is John.
Not Jonny.
Not Johnser.
Not Johnno, Johnboy, Jilted, Jack or Jayoh.

I'm a grown man, I'm over 21 and long out of the schoolyard and I would like my given name to be used. I've always hated people changing my name on a whim to something that makes them feel more comfortable.

I'm lucky in a way that 'John' is difficult to shorten as the worst crime namewise is to shorten then lengthen the name.

OG whats the polite term here someones got your _ _ _ _( bows reverendly at the use of the word) or have you lost your rag( which i believe is a comfort thing for goats)

Snowie · 22-10-2009 02:33PM

OldGoat wrote: »

Gentlemen & Guests allow me to introduce myself. My name is John.
Not Jonny.
Not Johnser.
Not Johnno, Johnboy, Jilted, Jack or Jayoh.

I'm a grown man, I'm over 21 and long out of the schoolyard and I would like my given name to be used. I've always hated people changing my name on a whim to something that makes them feel more comfortable.

I'm lucky in a way that 'John' is difficult to shorten as the worst crime namewise is to shorten then lengthen the name.
As an example lets take the name Declan. This gets cut down to Dec and then for some unfathomable reason it gets lengthened again to Deco. Deco! Is that any name for a grown man?
Appologies to anyone who likes and used the name 'Deco'- just an example. If it's your choice then fairplay to ya.
Jonno, Anto, Deco, Dermo...Arraghhhh!

So, are you a Jim, Jimmy, Jimbo or a James? An Andy, Drew or an Andrew? A Pat, Paddy or a Patrick?
Have you ever been stuck with a nickname that you just could not shake off?

i shortened your name to OG

Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

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