Trainwreck personal ad

**Timbuk2** · 19-10-2009 12:27PM

Oh jaysus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCG6VQ4Y86A

He starts talking at 2:20!

pmg58 · 19-10-2009 01:08PM

Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so a well-educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements.

How could any woman resist that?

The_Minister · 19-10-2009 01:10PM

Doop wrote: »

You frequent other fourms?!? :eek:

You knew what this was.

itac · 19-10-2009 01:26PM

There was a small part of me hoping that this was some "friend" of his taking the mick, and then I saw "the boxers" photo... shame there's no smiley for being almost ill!! Eugh! and looking for a woman from 16-40?! Talk about covering all bases there...

I thought this was particularly worrying...

"My woman's daughters would be particularly welcome but I won't allow a woman's teenage or older sons to move in with me as I don't want to have to deal with testosterone-fuelled conflicts with rival young men in my own household."

...does that mean that *if* some woman does have his kids, the sons will be hoofed out aged 12yrs & 364 days?!!

Surely the line about death to the Queen warrants treason though...?!
The internet is most definitely a wonderful, yet weird and occasionally disturbing "world"....:D

thatsa spicy · 19-10-2009 01:38PM

If this isn't a piss-take, that man is an utter utter prick. No wonder he's hasn't got married yet!

xzanti · 19-10-2009 01:52PM

Grrrrrr

For example, an ideal measurement for a woman might be if she had a waist of around 29 inches (74cm) and hips of around 39 inches (99cm) because 39 divided by 29 equals 1.34 which is easily bigger than 1.25.

geeky · 19-10-2009 02:24PM

oh good jaysus... that must be a piss-take... I mean, the boxers, the grammar, the table outlining the minimum and maximum waist sizes... if not, this man is truly crackers and about to regret venturing onto the interweb in search of love.

LD 50 · 19-10-2009 02:26PM

Read some of the ****e that he comes out with.

My woman's daughters would be particularly welcome

I am not adverse to introducing a bit of polygamy (polygyny) into my life, so if, say, sisters, women friends or bisexual women partners wanted to share me and for us all to live together as one happy family, then I'd be all for that.

Incest? You'd really stooop that low to get laid.

Ages: Well I am 47 (in 2008) and my main requirement is that my lady be of child-bearing age (aged 16 to 40 is fine), and younger women have time to bear more children. The more children a woman could bear for me, the happier I'll be.

Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so a well-educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements.

Yet you've been living of the dole for years now.

And don't forget the fine print way down the bottom;

No gay men, no transsexuals, no female impersonators. Genuine women only should apply!

MetalDawg · 19-10-2009 02:36PM

that cheered me up I gotta say. though I hope theres nobody stupid enought to answer his ad

Prof.Badass · 19-10-2009 02:44PM

xzanti wrote: »

Grrrrrr

Waist to hip ratio has actually been found to heavily influence how attractive a woman will be to men. Apparently a whr of 0.7 was found to be the most attractive.

uprising · 19-10-2009 03:55PM

http://scot.extroverthost.com/anticuffs.htm

Anti-handcuffs

Protective wear to slow down police speedcuffs

As I've said on another page, the police are issued with rigid handcuffs - a rigid bar (not a chain) connects the wrist braces and police officers can exert excruciating bruising force on the arrested person's wrists, and cut off the blood supply to the hands. I've considered this problem and here's my latest design for something that protesters can wear to help to counter these very dangerous handcuffs.
Design for wrist protector cuffs
Using 82mm diameter plastic plumbing pipe, I have made light-weight, discreet wrist protector cuffs (weighing around half a kilogram per pair) that should take the "speed" out of the police's speedcuffs in a police-arrest-protester situation. I am detailing here how to make such wrist protector cuffs so that you or anyone can copy my design and produce your own wrist protector cuffs - for your own use or for sale to protester colleagues or to the public.

No patent or copyright is involved here folks; it is my design and you are welcome to it. So get busy and,as we used to say in the cub scouts, "be prepared".

WTF did he get up to in the cub scout's:eek:, the "THUGS" in **Timbuk2** video will make these, the man is deluded, think I'll send him a "love" mail with some biatch's phone number on it, would an Irish girl fit his need's and be entitled to welfare?

Mossy Monk · 19-10-2009 04:14PM

A pisstake if ever there was one.

Warfi · 19-10-2009 04:30PM

MetalDawg wrote: »

that cheered me up I gotta say. though I hope theres nobody stupid enought to answer his ad

well he sounded keen so.....:(

MistyCheese · 19-10-2009 04:49PM

He reminds me of George Sodini.

Will we be looking at another situation like this if he fails to get laid?

jif · 19-10-2009 05:30PM

{some annomymous boardsie} "I think this is an ex getting back at...their ex"
{OP and most who've posted since} ohhhhhh

didnt think of that!
{some annomymous boardsie} "maybe if we rang the number we'd find out if it was real?"

Good idea

andrew · 19-10-2009 05:40PM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

The site structure itself would turn me off...

Web 1.0. Such a turn off.

rainbowdrop · 19-10-2009 06:22PM

But.... but..... but....... HOW can a man like that be single?

I just can't understand it

He sounds perfect in every way. That sexy Scottish accent, his manly physic, his desire to get married and have children

Oh yeah..... I know..... He is absolutely away with the f***ing fairies!!

Oh my God, if that's not a piss-take, he should be sectioned under the mental health act!!

orourkeda · 19-10-2009 06:27PM

Has he scored yet?

electrogrimey · 19-10-2009 06:35PM

Reminds me of this guy: http://www.break.com/index/lookin-for-a-girlfriend.html

WeeBushy · 19-10-2009 06:40PM

He's 47 and looking for a girld aged 16-24... What a paedo.

f3qh5g0z6vc7ob · 19-10-2009 06:46PM

Thanks Ive just found a new way to loose some weight Ill just look at that and wont want my dinner anymore!!!

Lizziebeth · 19-10-2009 06:51PM

electrogrimey wrote: »

Reminds me of this guy: http://www.break.com/index/lookin-for-a-girlfriend.html

A million dollars in 20-30 years eh....

The other guy though, his standards..
'I am a highly educated person and so a well-educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements.'
So basically if she can:
*Read
*Write
*Use a computer
then she's golden. What a twat!

phasers · 19-10-2009 06:58PM

reply sent

kittensoft1984 · 19-10-2009 07:14PM

phasers wrote: »

reply sent

post your reply!!!

Novella · 19-10-2009 07:23PM

Ah, so that's where all the hot, single men are! :pac:

Namlub · 19-10-2009 08:37PM

When my lady moves in, I'll be expecting to have sex with her with no contraception.

What a guy.

bronte · 19-10-2009 08:59PM

He's a romantic alright! :pac:

aine-maire · 19-10-2009 09:00PM

The whole vengeful ex thing did cross my mind, but look at the videos he's made of himself on his website...

How he's never been condemned is beyond me.

ankles · 19-10-2009 09:22PM

He is also on Facebook!:D

MrEko · 19-10-2009 10:14PM

ankles wrote: »

He is also on Facebook!:D

Link please

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