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Trainwreck personal ad

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  • #2
    jaysusjones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭jaysusjones


    What a catch


  • #3
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Of course, welfare here does pay extra for children and so I can afford to bring up kids no problem. A woman with no kids of her own yet but keen to start a family would be ideal.
    Wow. Just fucking wow.


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Superb.

    Considering some women end up Marrying men on Death Row, would it be any surprise if this bloke managed to bag himself a bride?


  • #5
    Holmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 284 ✭✭Holmer


    Holy. ****.
    I especially like the helpful hip size guide.
    Just curious...how did you manage to stumble across his ad?:p


  • #6
    Demonique
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Someone posted it on another forum I frequent


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  • #7
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    oh god! the boxers pic :eek: aaaaaaaaaagh

    *gouges eyes*


  • #8
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    mud wrote: »
    oh god! the boxers pic :eek: aaaaaaaaaagh

    *gouges eyes*

    He's got pretty impressive guns.


  • #9
    Doop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭Doop


    Brilliant!... Theres hope for us all yet!

    I love the way hes willing to "take on" a 16 year old!
    " child-bearing age (aged 16 to 40 is fine), " and the varying dates when it comes to his own description!


    You frequent other fourms?!? :eek:


  • #10
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    orourkeda wrote: »
    He's got pretty impressive guns.

    all the better to shoot myself with


  • #11
    captainspeckle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 606 ✭✭✭captainspeckle


    thats my kinda guy, right there.


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  • #12
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    The site structure itself would turn me off...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #13
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Waist-to-hips ratio

    Haha, brilliant...

    He is a legend :P


  • #14
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Saw an ad before where the girl said she was:

    'lookin for a fella whose 6' 2" or da same as meself'.

    She was 5' 1".


  • #15
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    That put a smile back on my face. Thanks for that. God bless the internet. Revealing the weirdest the world has on offer :D


  • #16
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Breast sizes I am not so fussy about - small, medium or large - I like them all. Really the best thing ladies can do here is to email me a photograph or two so that I can see for myself.

    :pac::pac::pac:


  • #17
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    thomond2006 wrote: »
    :pac::pac::pac:

    I believe he should have phrased it as... Pics or GTFO! :D


  • #18
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    damm I really thought I ticked all the boxes there until I read the part about wanting a non-smoker!!


  • #19
    Notorious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    We should spam his inbox for the giggles :pac:


  • #20
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    The poor fella


  • #21
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    With people like that on the market what chance do the rest of us have?


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  • #22
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    Ha Ha that is hilarious!!! I love it. The poor man! Im all for spamming the inbox too!!


  • #23
    happyfriday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭happyfriday


    bicardi19 wrote: »
    damm I really thought I ticked all the boxes there until I read the part about wanting a non-smoker!!

    Me to!! I'm gutted!!! :D


  • #24
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Demonique wrote: »
    http://scot.extroverthost.com/lookingforawoman.htm

    How did you come across the ad? Did you find anybody better for yourself?


  • #25
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    AHH!!


  • #26
    DamoDLK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    Now, theres a chap who knows what he wants, pity for him he's 49 years looking for it..


  • #27
    aine-maire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭aine-maire


    :eek:

    No more words...:p


  • #28
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭Valmont


    He reminds me of Jeremy from Peep show.


  • #29
    Demonique
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Demonique


    stovelid wrote: »
    How did you come across the ad? Did you find anybody better for yourself?

    Someone posted a link to it on another forum, dunno how she came across it though


    Interesting in how his potential woman's teenage daughters are welcome, but not teenage sons.....


  • #30
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    there mor epeople like him :pac:


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  • #31
    MayoForSam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭MayoForSam


    What a guy, I expect his live-in mother has only recently passed away.

    I like the bit about the waist size of his potential partner having to be a few inches less than his own (before the expected pregnancy). 'Highly educated' obviously means being pretty handy at maths and being a proficient user of a measuring tape :D.


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