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CDfm · 13-10-2009 12:31PM

niceirishfella has just launched the niceirishfella awards and there was only one winner : niceirishfella

niceirishfella · 13-10-2009 12:47PM

Before CDfm leaves the house every morning he opens his lounge windows, turns his stereo up to maximum and plays the theme tune to kill bill before bursting through his front door in a yellow jumpsuit.

loalae · 13-10-2009 01:03PM

niceirishfella stole said yellow jumpsuit, keeps it under his pillow and smells it when he feels lonely.

niceirishfella · 13-10-2009 01:06PM

speaking of smelling,loalae has been banned from their local gym after being caught smelling and licking the saddles of the exercise bikes........

freaking sad an' fecked up or wha??

loalae · 13-10-2009 01:18PM

Instead of actually doing any exercise at the gym, niceirishfella wears his gym clothes in the sauna so that when he goes home his face is a nice shade of puce and his clothes are drenched with sweat.

MultiUmm · 13-10-2009 02:04PM

loalae is on a hellbent mission to find niceirishfella's car which she'll scratch with a potato and put keys into the exhaust pipe.

loalae · 13-10-2009 02:16PM

MulitUmm leaves food scrapings in random places around his house because he believes that rotten food is an aphrodisiac.

MultiUmm · 13-10-2009 02:40PM

loalae is a sheep dressed in goats clothing

DevilsBreath · 13-10-2009 03:23PM

MulitUmm is realy an amoeba

colrow · 13-10-2009 03:54PM

devils breath licks goats arseholes to get that feel fresh feeling

PFJSplitter · 13-10-2009 04:30PM

Ah sure - this from the town bicycle.....

CDfm · 13-10-2009 04:43PM

PFJSpliffer has talking bicycle paranoia owing to has cannabis use.

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 04:51PM

CDfm likes to surf through his Bebo and Facebook friends and find their wedding photos.He then Photoshops his face onto the bridesmaids head,prints off the result and leaves the photos in Library books.

CDfm · 13-10-2009 04:55PM

JJ is the lighting farts webcam guy

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 04:58PM

CDfm is the photographer of Lemonparty

CDfm · 13-10-2009 05:02PM

JJ likes the feel of biscuit crumbs in his underwear. He is a pack of digestive biscuits a day man.

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 05:04PM

CDfm is a pro-choice Greek far-left Socialist

CDfm · 13-10-2009 05:09PM

JJ got caught humping the Greek Statues in the National Gallery. Luckily it was the day the Judges for the Turner Prize visited and rumour has it he's been shortlisted for the prize.

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 05:11PM

CDfm once made a website called BasteThEtuRkey.com.

CDfm · 13-10-2009 05:15PM

JJ cums into his own watching a website called BasteThEtuRkey.com.His love of turkeys is not healthy.

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 05:18PM

CDfm has forgotten what BasteThEtuRkey.com is about.Its actually about Pork!

CDfm · 13-10-2009 05:33PM

Jesus Juice wrote: »

CDfm has forgotten what BasteThEtuRkey.com is about.Its actually about Pork!

LOL:D
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JJs sexual peculiarities with farm animals make "Old McDonald had a Farm" a soundtrack to his life.

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 05:52PM

CDfm has more radon per Sq inch in his body then anybody else in Ireland.

CDfm · 13-10-2009 06:03PM

JJ invented the body scanner at airports that shows naked bodies. He has been traumatised by the images of a recent plane load of obese Americans.

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 06:07PM

CDfm also works with the body scanner and made sure he was working when the Brazilian Volleyball team passed through.

CDfm · 13-10-2009 06:12PM

JJs ball dribbling antics caused quite a stir at the Airport when the Brazzilian Volleyball team came thru. They also caused a stir at the Garda Station and the Court House.

Fago! · 13-10-2009 06:16PM

CDFM likes to smear his balls in "Creme Egg Goo" and then get his pet rhino to lick it off!

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 06:18PM

Fago_25 will always remember me here *points the Fago_25 heart*

CDfm · 13-10-2009 06:20PM

Fago 25's work experience at the zoo included taking samples for the Artificial Insemination Programme, a task that made full use of his talents.

pimpdaddypriest · 13-10-2009 06:25PM

CDfm is a cyborg sent back from the year 2050 to raise chickens on a small farm on the west coast of ireland

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