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cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 11:25AM

*Fires freeze ray straight up.*
Hey look it's snowing and raining frozen foxes.

Deki · 03-10-2009 11:34AM

A slightly frostbitten fox falls on Wolfs head, carrying flame thrower. Slides off Wolfs head and lands on backside. Closes eyes and fires Flamethrower...

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 11:36AM

*Fires freeze ray on broad setting.*
Great, now I need a towel.*

*Fire + Ice= water

Deki · 03-10-2009 11:43AM

Deki opens eyes slowly to see dripping Wolf. Scrambles to feet laughing. "Sorry Wolf." laughs some more as she runs off again.

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 11:44AM

*Freezes ground under Deki's feet.*Watch your step there.........oops never mind.

Deki · 03-10-2009 11:51AM

Slips and slides across ice to edge of cliff, Deki and Flame thrower slip over cliff, disappearing from sight "EVVIILL WWOOLLF!!!"

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 11:52AM

On reflection the paste shooter would have been funnier.

Deki · 03-10-2009 12:11PM

Deki lands with a thump on rocky outcrop of cliff. Takes grappling hook from inside pocket, uses it to repel down cliff. Sneaks back around and behind laughing Wolf, Dumps vat of superglue on him. "now you're all stuck-up Wolf." tosses head and stalks off to foxhole closes and locks doors behind her...

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 12:13PM

*Radios for solvent.*
Now how do you get a fox out of her hole?

Deki · 03-10-2009 12:22PM

Deki curls up on sofa, "That was tiring. Way too much running" Sips frosty orange juice. Puts in a dvd. "Evil Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 12:25PM

*Sneaks up on Deki's place with axe and insulated gloves.*
This looks like her power line. Yee-haw.
*Watches sparks fly from severed cable*
Wow, first try.

Deki · 03-10-2009 12:40PM

Deki bangs around in darkness looking for candles and flashlights. "Evil Wolf!" calls repair service reports outage. Sees light at end of one tunnewl. Just happens to be near Wolfs house. "Why Not" opens door lets dogs out and uses flame thrower to set kitchen curtains on fire. Worries there may be something else besides Wolf inside. goes back in puts out curtains, "well he's still got a mess to clean up." goes off to wait for repairmen.

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 12:42PM

My mother is not pleased about her curtains.
*Finds Deki's tunnel. Locks ten flatulent skunks inside it.*

Deki · 03-10-2009 12:56PM

"That will be nice for the repairmen, now won't it Wolf." Deki throws lasso around Wolf ties Wolf to tree, thinks better of it wraps industrial cables around Wolf. "You should buy your Mom some new curtains Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 12:57PM

*Uproots tree, lowers head and charges at Deki's door. *

Deki · 03-10-2009 01:02PM

"I didn't go back in there because of the sku....TOO LATE, better break out the tomato juice Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 01:09PM

*Starts up steam cleaner, douses self with tomato juice.*
Give me a minute to get cleaned up here.

Deki · 03-10-2009 01:12PM

Think you'll need more than a minute and leave that door open- PEE-YOU

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 01:13PM

*Squeezes skunk in Deki's direction.*
Wow , right between the eyes. Bet that stung , huh?

Deki · 03-10-2009 01:19PM

"You are an evil Wolf." Deki scrubs face with 1 part hydrogen peroxide to 1 part water and 2 tablespoons liquid detergent, Is horrified to see it bleaching her fur. "Now that's it Wolf." Sprays him with concoction, turns him into a bleached blondie. "well you smell better." giggles...

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 01:26PM

I always thought I looked better blonde anyway.
*Dumps red paint on Deki.*
Did I get the shade right.

Deki · 03-10-2009 01:29PM

Deki sighs. Blood red paint drips down and rolls off nose. " I can't believe you did that Wolf. Uses staff to deliver swift sharp hit to Wolfs soft parts...

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 01:32PM

You really think I forgot about this:

6.WEAR PROTECTIVE EQUPIMENT WHEN ENTERING THIS THREAD(The management is not responsible for any injuries incurred because you were an idiot).

I wrote it, you silly fox

Deki · 03-10-2009 01:37PM

Oh guess you're right then- I was just being silly again- and of couse You are the management aren't you? stands up still dripping red paint and slugs Wolf in nose. there is a decided lound crunch. "now you're a red and white Wolf. Wanta try for blue?" Walks away into Pine woods.

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 01:38PM

Good idea.
*Sprays deki with blue and white paintballs.*
Now you is really patriotic.

Deki · 03-10-2009 02:16PM

Walks back and grabs paint ball gun from Wolf. Shoves it down his throat."chew on that Wolf" walks off again whistling "I'm a yankee doodle dandy"

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 02:19PM

*Spits out paintball gun.*
I'll get you yet.
*Disappears into all concealing shadows, lights cigarette*

Deki · 04-10-2009 12:06AM

"No forest fires Wolf. "Shoots Wolfs cig out of his hand with super soaker

cyberwolf77 · 04-10-2009 12:20AM

hey those things are expensive you know!!
*launches hyena-bots to attack Deki.*

Deki · 04-10-2009 12:29AM

"No more Hyena anythings Wolf"- Uses flame thrower to melt them riught out of the sky.
" You're just bent on a fire getting started here aren't you?" Shoots Water cannon to wet things down also wetting Wolf down in the process.." You should have gotten out of the way."

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