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Deki · 01-10-2009 01:01PM

dings Wolf in head with mushy onions

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 01:03PM

*Slingshots mouldy garlic at Deki.*
Why do I suddenly feel like pizza for dinner tonight?

Deki · 01-10-2009 01:13PM

Drops giant yeast dough ball on Wolf "There well maybe a ton or two of cheese." sprinkles Wolf liberally with mozarella.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 01:17PM

*Plays drum solo on Deki's skul with pepperoni sticks.*

Deki · 01-10-2009 01:27PM

stuffs Wolfs nose full of oregano- pinches nostrils shut.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 01:28PM

*Blows a big old raspberry in Deki's direction.*
Welease my nothe.

Deki · 01-10-2009 01:30PM

Lets go of Wolfs nose and shoves giant breadstick down his throat.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 01:31PM

AAAAAAAAACCCHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Watches breadstick fly into Deki's face.*
Guess I'm allergic to oregano.

Deki · 01-10-2009 01:38PM

"Guess I'm allergic to Wolves." Punches Wolf in nose.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 01:40PM

*Tosses Deki down her foxhole, barricades her inside.*
You stay there and think about what you've done.

Deki · 01-10-2009 01:49PM

Deki comes to a stop in middle of living room. "WhatIhave done?"
Runs back to barricaded door You're the one Wolf! I was all ready to climb back into bed when you started it!Kicks door. Flips on monitors Sees Wolf sauntering about looking smug. Pushes buttons to make ground shift under him Wolf falls into chasm that Deki created and now closes trapping him tightly up to his waist."smart Alec Wolf. You think about it."

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 01:51PM

I never did get the Ewoks out of there you know. bet the little buggers are getting hungry by now.

Deki · 01-10-2009 01:52PM

I fed them poisoned candy. They'll sleep for days.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 01:59PM

*Pulls out remote detonator.*
I thought you might try something like that.
BOOOOOM!!!
I boobytrapped them.

Deki · 01-10-2009 02:04PM

"Well you've made a nice mess in my half bath Wolf. Now i'll have to go to the one down the hall until the droids get that cleaned up. not to mention wasn't very nice to blow your friends to bits" DEki pushes button to call in cleaning drones. Then pushes button to tighten Chasm where Wolf is trapped

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 02:08PM

hello, teleporter.
*Teleports out of chasm.*
Now, what else do I have in my bag of tricks to play with?

Deki · 01-10-2009 02:17PM

Watches as Wolf teleports "durn Teleportation device If I cold remember who he got it from I'd call them in to repossess the silly thing." Meanwhile Deki fires tranquilizer by remote to put Wolf down.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 02:18PM

*Watches dart fly by.*
You know, I could do with a snooze.
Kill you later.

Deki · 01-10-2009 02:23PM

Not if I kill you first Wolf.

cyberwolf77 · 01-10-2009 02:24PM

*retires to den, slams and locks doors. Sets security system.*
Nighy-night.

Deki · 01-10-2009 02:26PM

security systems can be over ridden. Good slumbers Wolf Sleep soundly.

Deki · 03-10-2009 10:22AM

Deki sneaks around to security alarm box- or maybe it's these wires or maybe those?
Puts on thickly insulated rubber gloves. Tries to figure it out but shrugs and cuts them all. runs round to front door. Uses magnetic thinga-ma-bob to tumble lock. Door opens about 5 inches. Uses cutters to clip through chain. Feeds steak to puppies, Drags super soaker and Fiscer price drum inside. Makes sure door stays open. Sees sleeping Wolf. Bangs on drum shaking it to make tambourine sound and follows with run on the xylophone. "wake up Wolf! Time to rise and shine!" Wolf opens eyes and offers an opinion on Deki's morning greeting. Deki sprays him with super soaker. Wolf lunges- Deki runs. "hope that's got him started again." Deki keeps running.

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 10:50AM

*Opens concealed weapons vault.*
Haven't used the freeze ray in a bit.
*Closes and locks vault.*
Oh Deki.

Deki · 03-10-2009 10:57AM

"Stay away Wolf! Just helping you get started" Deki hops down nearest fox hole, runs the length of the tunnel, pops out on rocky shore, downwind of Wolf. Sees movement on top of cliff. "no not far enough." Runs some more...

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 10:58AM

*Fires random freeze bolts in Deki's direction.*

Deki · 03-10-2009 11:04AM

Deki runs into trees. Watches Wolf turn Fall into Winter. "not a good thing Wolf" Catches breath and ducks into another fox hole hidden in woods..."Heat!" Deki runs off to find flame thrower...

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 11:06AM

*Gasping for air.*
Yeah... you...better run.

Deki · 03-10-2009 11:15AM

Deki throws things from weapons chest randomly over shoulder. "where is that flame thrower any way? Ah! got it!" Runs with flame thrower out front door and circles back into giant pines. Hides inside half hallow tree. "like being chased by Yul Bryner in West World. Evil Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 03-10-2009 11:17AM

*Summons malfunctioning cowboy robot.*
Hey mechanical compatriot the fox over there wants to fight you.

Deki · 03-10-2009 11:23AM

Deki fires flame thrower at shuffling cowboy robot, melts him into puddle of molten plastic and steel. "Ugh! pwee! That stinks!"Deki hollers over her shoulder," You have to admit Wolf you are wide awake now!" Climbs inside of hollow tree and comes out on branch far above,overtop of Wolf. Lays quietly breathing in time to the wind and hidden by pine branches...

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