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CDfm · 02-10-2009 06:51PM

Flying Abruptly or as he is know in Germany Flying Unvermittelt is a midget porn comedy star best known for his Coitus Interuptus Series of Movies. The plot of the movie is always the same is that the huband comes home catches him and throws him out the window. He can also be found in such classics as Solo Sex and Premature Ejecculation where he uttered the classic line " I came in my hand and not in your mouth".

Flying Abruptly · 02-10-2009 08:12PM

CDfm has an unhealthy obsession with midget porn (his huge collection hidden behind the bookshelf speaks for itself). His mother accidently walked in on him 'in full flight' while watching the latest episode of "size matters not" - a special subscription website for Star Wars themed midget porn. She has been in counselling ever since.

CDfm · 02-10-2009 09:43PM

Flying Abruptly aka Falling Abruptly aka Hitting the ground Abruptly suddenly came to the realisation that he couldn't fly. Alas, having become addicted to the attention he gets in A&E hasn't stopped trying.

staker · 02-10-2009 09:44PM

FA has received counselling for porn-addiction in the past too.He finally admitted to his problems when his headmaster caught him in the toilets with a pencil up his anus,tearing himself raw to a Bunty comic.

CDfm · 02-10-2009 09:52PM

staker has a skipping rope and likes to go to playgrounds at night and skip nude.

Fago! · 02-10-2009 09:54PM

CDFM has a big butt and secretly took up ghetto booty shakin classes in order to "woo" his/her ma's barber, only to drop out after 2 days upon finding out the barber prefers top heavy lovlies over apple bottoms.

CDFM is now getting a boob job.

Flying Abruptly · 02-10-2009 10:02PM

Fago cuts hair for a living

CDfm · 02-10-2009 11:02PM

If Flying Abruptly is not gay why has he started knitting Christmas presents for his friends?

f3qh5g0z6vc7ob · 02-10-2009 11:25PM

CDfm is secretly wishing and hoping he gets a knitted jumper from his friend for xmas

CDfm · 03-10-2009 10:51AM

vonnyob-giggles doesn't wear any underwear and spends all day at the launderette sitting on the machines for the sexual excitement.

Undergod · 03-10-2009 03:44PM

CDfm sold his right kidney so he could afford a rare platinum Airfix kit.

triv88 · 03-10-2009 05:08PM

Undergod was picked on by ryan tubridy in school

dentalnurse · 03-10-2009 05:10PM

triv88 secretly fancies mary harney with her new posh bob

f3qh5g0z6vc7ob · 03-10-2009 05:22PM

Dental nurse gets secret pleasure out of lying on the dentists chair :P

Thomas828 · 03-10-2009 08:06PM

Vonnynob Giggles has an unhealthy obsession with Dungeons & Dragons.

CDfm · 03-10-2009 09:05PM

Thomas828 has a secret ambition to be a poledancer and finds himself irresistably drawn to the poles in Double Decker buses when drunk. This morning he woke up missing the clothes he was wearing last night and fears the worst.

James T Kirk · 04-10-2009 09:47AM

CDfm woke up this morning, punched himself twelve times in the face, ate his slippers then swallowed a frog. :pac:

CDfm · 04-10-2009 01:19PM

when James T Kirk listens to his MP3 player he plays air guitar and makes wah wah guitar sounds. Passers by throw money and he is thinking of chucking in his job and doing it full time.

staker · 04-10-2009 07:12PM

CDfm has Winnie the Pooh bedclothes

Toasty113 · 04-10-2009 07:18PM

Staker cant beat level 1 of Barbie Pony Horse Adventures

Flying Abruptly · 04-10-2009 07:26PM

Toasty still needs a nightlight

CDfm · 04-10-2009 07:37PM

Flying Abruptly is afraid of Pikachu

Flying Abruptly · 04-10-2009 07:42PM

CDfm collects My Little Ponies and has dreams where hes riding them across rainbows in a magical land of sugar and buttlerflies

CDfm · 04-10-2009 07:47PM

Flying Abruptly looks so cute in his Pink Power Ranget suit

staker · 04-10-2009 07:51PM

CD is first cousins to kermit frog

Flying Abruptly · 04-10-2009 07:51PM

staker will be dressing up in his usual costume this year - a long brown trenchcoat with holes in the pockets

Jesus Juice · 04-10-2009 09:16PM

Flying Abruptly is married to a Saudi Arabian sandblaster.

CDfm · 04-10-2009 09:23PM

JJ is Anne Doyle's biggest fan and cries when she isnt reading the news.

Pygmalion · 04-10-2009 09:25PM

CDfm likes to dress up as a tiger and gatecrash kids parties.

Flying Abruptly · 04-10-2009 09:50PM

Pygmalions ambition in life is to be one day featured on Nationwide

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