Chinese Dwarfs Start Their Own Village

Rented Mule · 30-09-2009 08:04PM #1

A community of dwarfs in China is tired of being discriminated against and is doing something about it.

The Telegraph reports that the people of Kunming, a mountain community in southern China, have set up their own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

All of the 120 residents are under 4-feet, 3-inches tall, and they run their own police force and fire department. The group also has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters

Wait until the Oompa Loompas get wind of this......

30-09-2009 08:06PM

One small step for man.....

Iwasfrozen · 30-09-2009 08:07PM

Rented Mule wrote: »

The group also has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters

Wait until the Oompa Loompas get wind of this......

It seems they already have.

El Guapo! · 30-09-2009 08:09PM

Ha ha ha ha ha!....................Midgets..............:D

jaysusjones · 30-09-2009 08:13PM

Ah the Chinese Dwarves- A great bunch of little lads!

yurmothrintites · 30-09-2009 08:13PM

They're not small....just funsized!

No pictures though?

Ruu_Old · 30-09-2009 08:14PM

This is nothing short of madness!

Sharpshooter · 30-09-2009 08:15PM

It was a bad move, who will they look up to now?

VinnyTGM · 30-09-2009 08:19PM

That's pretty mad all right.
Would be very strange going there.

jaysusjones · 30-09-2009 08:22PM

VinnyTGM wrote: »

That's pretty mad all right.
Would be very strange going there.

It Would be alright

Serious Sidenote though: Vinny, I'd send back your thread if I were you. It seems to be missing a Cheesy pun

My name is URL · 30-09-2009 08:24PM

If I was a Mongolian I'd be planning my attack by now

MizzLolly · 30-09-2009 08:28PM

I'm 4'11 and a half so I'm too small to join in

brummytom · 30-09-2009 08:28PM

Aww, look at them!

Because, because because because becauuuuuusee.. because of the wonderful things he does

Zillah · 30-09-2009 08:34PM

Being 6'6" I doubt I'd notice the difference between this and any other Chinese village.

Well, maybe a small difference.

Sea Sharp · 30-09-2009 08:34PM

If we keep them secluded for 8 generations and use selective breathing on them we'll be able to make the hobbits outta lord of the rings.

Rented Mule · 30-09-2009 08:38PM

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

If we keep them secluded for 8 generations and use selective breathing on them we'll be able to make the hobbits outta lord of the rings.

They'll just end up opening Chinese takeaways and dry cleaners in the Shire.

mukki · 30-09-2009 08:40PM

aaaaaah loooook.... even the link in the OP just got smaller

http://tinyurl.com/yabshgd

Sharpshooter · 30-09-2009 08:41PM

Zillah wrote: »

Being 6'6" I doubt I'd notice the difference between this and any other Chinese village.

Well, maybe a small difference.

Gulliver..is that you?

Riddle101 · 30-09-2009 08:50PM

Zillah wrote: »

Being 6'6" I doubt I'd notice the difference between this and any other Chinese village.

Well, maybe a small difference.

6'6" eh? what's it like for you when you sit in a car.

Anyway I'm happy for the little fellas. Unfortunately they're going to find out real soon how hard it is to maintain a village when most of the population is proberly 2ft tall.

walshb · 30-09-2009 09:23PM

Just like the Taiwanese, this won't work fellas!
Another small part of China

Rented Mule · 30-09-2009 09:35PM

Anybody have a Godzilla costume they aren't using ?

Sofiztikated · 30-09-2009 09:38PM

Don't make short of what they are doing.

Since they started building this village, shares in Lego have shot up!

TheIrishGrover · 30-09-2009 10:50PM

Their great wall is a picket fence

Ross_Mahon · 30-09-2009 10:53PM

brummytom wrote: »

Aww, look at them!

Looks like the Mushroom Kingdom from Mario

Overheal · 30-09-2009 10:58PM

We dont wanted to be discriminated agains but lets live in mushroom houses and live like circus freaks.

ScumLord · 30-09-2009 11:02PM

Boards beer in China, fancy dress, theme, Godzilla! Who's in?

Dartz · 01-10-2009 12:52AM

Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's home from work they go!

AnonoBoy · 01-10-2009 01:00AM

Don't make light of what they're doing. After all even the Chinese love that classic song he ain't heavy he's my brother.

And if you all weren't so quick to weigh in with your snide remarks then maybe we could have a fair and balanced discussion on this issue.

......wait, what are we making puns on again? I wasn't paying attention at the start there.

spadder · 01-10-2009 01:00AM

Their not small, just far away.

seanybiker · 01-10-2009 01:02AM

Cant believe ye are taking the piss out of them.
How could ye stoop so low

starbelgrade · 01-10-2009 01:04AM

Can we laugh at people in wheelchairs now?

Chinese Dwarfs Start Their Own Village

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