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Chinese Dwarfs Start Their Own Village

Rented Mule

A community of dwarfs in China is tired of being discriminated against and is doing something about it.

The Telegraph reports that the people of Kunming, a mountain community in southern China, have set up their own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

All of the 120 residents are under 4-feet, 3-inches tall, and they run their own police force and fire department. The group also has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters

Wait until the Oompa Loompas get wind of this......

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One small step for man.....

Iwasfrozen

Rented Mule wrote: »

The group also has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters

Wait until the Oompa Loompas get wind of this......

It seems they already have.

El Guapo!

Ha ha ha ha ha!....................Midgets..............:D

jaysusjones

Ah the Chinese Dwarves- A great bunch of little lads!

yurmothrintites

They're not small....just funsized!

No pictures though?

Ruu_Old

This is nothing short of madness!

Sharpshooter

It was a bad move, who will they look up to now?

VinnyTGM

That's pretty mad all right.
Would be very strange going there.

jaysusjones

VinnyTGM wrote: »

That's pretty mad all right.
Would be very strange going there.

It Would be alright

Serious Sidenote though: Vinny, I'd send back your thread if I were you. It seems to be missing a Cheesy pun

My name is URL

If I was a Mongolian I'd be planning my attack by now

MizzLolly

I'm 4'11 and a half so I'm too small to join in

brummytom

Aww, look at them!

Because, because because because becauuuuuusee.. because of the wonderful things he does

Zillah

Being 6'6" I doubt I'd notice the difference between this and any other Chinese village.

Well, maybe a small difference.

Sea Sharp

If we keep them secluded for 8 generations and use selective breathing on them we'll be able to make the hobbits outta lord of the rings.

Rented Mule

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

If we keep them secluded for 8 generations and use selective breathing on them we'll be able to make the hobbits outta lord of the rings.

They'll just end up opening Chinese takeaways and dry cleaners in the Shire.

mukki

aaaaaah loooook.... even the link in the OP just got smaller

http://tinyurl.com/yabshgd

Sharpshooter

Zillah wrote: »

Being 6'6" I doubt I'd notice the difference between this and any other Chinese village.

Well, maybe a small difference.

Gulliver..is that you?

Riddle101

Zillah wrote: »

Being 6'6" I doubt I'd notice the difference between this and any other Chinese village.

Well, maybe a small difference.

6'6" eh? what's it like for you when you sit in a car.

Anyway I'm happy for the little fellas. Unfortunately they're going to find out real soon how hard it is to maintain a village when most of the population is proberly 2ft tall.

walshb

Just like the Taiwanese, this won't work fellas!
Another small part of China

Rented Mule

Anybody have a Godzilla costume they aren't using ?

Sofiztikated

Don't make short of what they are doing.

Since they started building this village, shares in Lego have shot up!

TheIrishGrover

Their great wall is a picket fence

Ross_Mahon

brummytom wrote: »

Aww, look at them!

Looks like the Mushroom Kingdom from Mario

Overheal

We dont wanted to be discriminated agains but lets live in mushroom houses and live like circus freaks.

ScumLord

Boards beer in China, fancy dress, theme, Godzilla! Who's in?

Dartz

Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's home from work they go!

AnonoBoy

Don't make light of what they're doing. After all even the Chinese love that classic song he ain't heavy he's my brother.

And if you all weren't so quick to weigh in with your snide remarks then maybe we could have a fair and balanced discussion on this issue.

......wait, what are we making puns on again? I wasn't paying attention at the start there.

spadder

Their not small, just far away.

seanybiker

Cant believe ye are taking the piss out of them.
How could ye stoop so low

starbelgrade

Can we laugh at people in wheelchairs now?