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cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 11:30AM

*Tasers JG, tosses her back in. Fishes out Deki.*
Thanks, no. I don't want to be coughing up hairballs for the next week.

Deki · 26-09-2009 11:44AM

Hmm don't know if I should thank you or smack you Wolf?

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 11:46AM

*Hits start on blender.*
Thank me, I would think.

Deki · 26-09-2009 11:51AM

Yes at least I'm not in the blender:p...yet.

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 11:52AM

*Tasers Deki.*
Right, first I have to shave you. Then, I can put you in the blender.

Deki · 26-09-2009 11:57AM

"Don't you dare shave me Wolf. "tasers only caught in fur (sort of like kevlar:p)
tosses them back at Wolf. "Keep your evil toys Wolf." Hits Wolf in ear with rock from slingshot. "I was always pretty good at slingshots Wolf." Aims for spot between eyes. "Bullseye!"

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 11:59AM

*Tosses red rubber ball at Deki.*
Think fast.

Deki · 26-09-2009 12:04PM

bats it off towards woods...

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 12:08PM

*Steps to the side as the large red dog whose ball it is stampedes over Deki in pursuit of his ball.*

Deki · 26-09-2009 12:15PM

"Durn Dog!" Deki regains standing position"Evil Wolf."
Dusts herself off. Sprays Wolf liberally with rare steak scent. "C'mon. c'mon Puppy smooch, smooch. here's some doggy treat for you!"

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 12:17PM

Down Clifford!! Good boy, the red doggy girl over there is in heat you know. Have fun.
*Draws curtains.* No one needs to see this.

Deki · 26-09-2009 12:20PM

Deki climbs tree. A Big tree. This isn't funny Wolf.:mad:

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 12:21PM

Oh, but it is.:)

Deki · 26-09-2009 12:26PM

"No Wolf It is not.You have a warped sense of humor you know?" Throws pine cones down on Wolf and Clifford. "Stop laughing Wolf- you'll hurt yourself.":(

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 12:29PM

*Drags Clifford away for a visit to the doctor.*
You can come now Deki.
*Chainsaws Deki's tree, watches it fall.*

Deki · 26-09-2009 12:33PM

Voice from inside fallen tree "Think it's safer in here. Just me and the squirrels. Hey i'm not squirrelfood!"

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 12:35PM

I say you're nuts, therefore you squirrel chow.

Deki · 26-09-2009 12:40PM

"You must be too then Wolf!" Throws crazed squirrels at Wolf. " Hey! There's one really big one in here. He's wearing a diaper and smoking a big cigar. He's demanding corn. Right down there Mr Thug Squirrel, see that guy. Go after him He's just full of corn!"

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 12:43PM

You mobster squirrel, your mother wants to know why you smoking,

Deki · 26-09-2009 12:47PM

While Wolf deals with Thug Squirrel. Deki slips out of tree and heads down nearest fox hole.

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 12:49PM

Hmm, she went down her foxhole again. I never gonna fit down there. Oh wait, I has brilliant idea!

Deki · 26-09-2009 01:03PM

"oh i can wait Wolf, don't rush on my account" Deki runs down underground tunnels sealing doors and engaging programs of defense and underground survival. Sets up monitors on all entrances ;sets robots and drones to ward off uninvited guests. Checks to see that there is plenty of food in underground larder. Tilts back in chair, feet up on desk and has another cup of coffee.Very satisfied, "I'm really very patient Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 01:07PM

So am I.
*Begins filling foxholes with quick-setting cement. * Told you I had an idea. :cool:

Deki · 26-09-2009 01:16PM

That's ok Wolf I have explosives here and I have some remote devices to systematically blow up the little mines I planted one day while you slept. If worse comes to worse I pretty sure I can cause us to all go up in a blaze of glory.

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 01:17PM

Ding!
Oh, my volcano is ready to go. Goody, goody

Deki · 26-09-2009 01:27PM

Readies Mini sub for quick launch into sea if necessary to outrun lava flow.

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 01:29PM

I didn't say I was setting off the volcano did I. besides it a bonsai sized version

Deki · 26-09-2009 01:37PM

I never know what you're going to do next Wolf??!!!

cyberwolf77 · 26-09-2009 01:38PM

Exactly
*Fires up giant, armored drilling machine.*

Deki · 26-09-2009 01:43PM

sits up at monitor screen feet back on floor now...waits...

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