You say ooh ooh, I say ban the Veronicas - WORST lyrics ever?

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:09AM #1

I've had to listen to this ham for the last two weeks, it's so atrocious I'm thinking of moving to another country where they've banned it (probably plenty of them).

Am I missing something with this song, it's huge, massive and yet has lyrics like:

"la la la la laaa la la la la lalalalalala"

"I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want
Don't stop"

"See you, breathe you,
I want to be you
Alalalala alalalala"

"Give me give me give me all of you you
Don't be scared"
Yeah don't be scared.

I mean, Jesus, this is the kind of music 6 year old girls make up in their bedrooms when Blue was alive.

This has bothered me for too long at this stage, and I've been hiding it and bottling it up. I need some kind of validation.

veXual · 08-09-2009 10:12AM

That's undoubted song writing talent there I didn't know it was possible to transcribe the female orgasm into lyrical form!

Sabre0001 · 08-09-2009 10:15AM

I don't think it's a massive song on account of the lyrics. Most big songs aren't...

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:15AM

Their song is clearly a "fake" orgasm.

Handsome Bob · 08-09-2009 10:15AM

Welcome to modern day pop/dance ****e.

FearDark · 08-09-2009 10:17AM

Well Irish radio is crap. If you dont happen to live in Dublin all you get is this horse shyte pop on EVERY station. Ipod docks FTW in the car.

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:20AM

Sabre0001 wrote: »

I don't think it's a massive song on account of the lyrics. Most big songs aren't...

I more so mean it's popularity on Irish radio, it's played to a "why have my ears fallen off the side of my head" degree, which is against health regulations. Listen to 98, FM104, Spin, TodayFM (slight improvement), they bang it out with incredible regularity.

Kold · 08-09-2009 10:23AM

Don't listen to the radio. I found this a handier solution than the killing urge put into me by The Killers a few years back. God damn I hate those sh*t twats.

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:24AM

More to the point, the pop music industy, fair enough, releases pretty bad music and lyrically most are hopeless (in my opinion of course) but the songs sound competent, they're catchy at least, the rythym's are syncopated, logical. This song on the other hand...

See you,
Breathe you,
I want to be you.

It's a strange deviation, Cascada make better music than this.

Steoob · 08-09-2009 10:25AM

http://blog.peta2.com/veronicas.jpg

You ****in would though. Jesus. And you KNOW they like to get freaky.

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:26AM

Kold wrote: »

Don't listen to the radio. I found this a handier solution than the killing urge put into me by The Killers a few years back. God damn I hate those sh*t twats.

My problem is, it's always ON in work. Occasionally i throw on Today, Phantom, even RTE1 but eventually an earthquake rocks and it slides back to the centre of the dial toward 98.

Anyone else have this problem, you generally despise popular music and yet know every lyric.

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:28AM

Steoob wrote: »

http://blog.peta2.com/veronicas.jpg

You ****in would though. Jesus. And you KNOW they like to get freaky.

They remind me of two Sarah Jessica Parkers with darker hair, and more troll like. I'm afraid I wouldn't.

Daroxtar · 08-09-2009 10:28AM

FearDark wrote: »

Well Irish radio is crap. If you dont happen to live in Dublin all you get is this horse shyte pop on EVERY station. Ipod docks FTW in the car.

Aaah lad. Do you honestly believe the stations in dublin are better than Culchie FM? 98/104/spin whatever are just comercial talking clocks. Remember how sh!te atlantic 252 was with its songs repeated every hour? Well just put a dublin accent on it and thats the dirge you get up here.

Steoob · 08-09-2009 10:33AM

johnmacward wrote: »

They remind me of two Sarah Jessica Parkers with darker hair, and more troll like. I'm afraid I wouldn't.

http://www.whyfame.com/gossip/2009/february/6/sarah_jessica_parker_and_acting_main_10097.jpg
I dont really see the comparison tbh.

I_am_Jebus · 08-09-2009 10:33AM

to be honest I am not sure I care about the lyrics. I'm more interested in the video. Those girls are fricking hot. they can come lalalalala, oh ah ah, or breathe me any time they want.

FearDark · 08-09-2009 10:34AM

Daroxtar wrote: »

Aaah lad. Do you honestly believe the stations in dublin are better than Culchie FM? 98/104/spin whatever are just comercial talking clocks. Remember how sh!te atlantic 252 was with its songs repeated every hour? Well just put a dublin accent on it and thats the dirge you get up here.

Im sure ye have pirate radio stations that play metal or rock? Whenever I drive up to Dublin this is the case anyway.

Theres NOTHING in the line of variety down here, its the euro pop SHYTE on Spin, Beat, 2FM, TodayFM orrrrr the fiddly diddly on the local stations and Radio1.

Lyric FM, what a load of bollocks.

Rock station FTW here.

I mostly listen to talk shows and flick between Radio 1 and Newstalk for that.

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:38AM

Ok, slightly wider faces but you're nit-picking.

Kold · 08-09-2009 10:40AM

FearDark wrote: »

Im sure ye have pirate radio stations that play metal or rock? Whenever I drive up to Dublin this is the case anyway.

Theres NOTHING in the line of variety down here, its the euro pop SHYTE on Spin, Beat, 2FM, TodayFM orrrrr the fiddly diddly on the local stations and Radio1.

Lyric FM, what a load of bollocks.

Rock station FTW here.

I mostly listen to talk shows and flick between Radio 1 and Newstalk for that.

I reckon Lyric is the best of a sh*t bunch myself.

ejmaztec · 08-09-2009 10:40AM

Perhaps the OP would prefer Marney Harney and Joan Burton doing a duet? The Veruccas?

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:41AM

FearDark wrote: »

Im sure ye have pirate radio stations that play metal or rock? Whenever I drive up to Dublin this is the case anyway.

Theres NOTHING in the line of variety down here, its the euro pop SHYTE on Spin, Beat, 2FM, TodayFM orrrrr the fiddly diddly on the local stations and Radio1.

Lyric FM, what a load of bollocks.

Rock station FTW here.

I mostly listen to talk shows and flick between Radio 1 and Newstalk for that.

Our pirate stations are mostly the WORST dance music ever, no rock ones. Phantom used to be pirate rock, then got a license and now plays soft indie throughout the day. It's not the worst but it's not the best either. It's great when they whack on a bit of Thin Lizzy. I feel alive again.

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 10:42AM

ejmaztec wrote: »

Perhaps the OP would prefer Marney Harney and Joan Burton doing a duet? The Veruccas?

Ha, I like it.

speedboatchase · 08-09-2009 11:06AM

Black Eyed Peas
I Gotta Feeling lyrics

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

johnmacward · 08-09-2009 11:15AM

Veronicas song still worse, at least it's not

I gotta feeling...
...feeling feeling, feel, feel, feel, ooh ooh.

Blazer · 08-09-2009 11:16AM

speedboatchase wrote: »

Black Eyed Peas
I Gotta Feeling lyrics

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

Yep...you can't beat the Black Eyed Peas for crap lyrics...or Bono for the ****e lyrics in U2 songs.

ejmaztec · 08-09-2009 11:16AM

speedboatchase wrote: »

Black Eyed Peas
I Gotta Feeling lyrics

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

It's the "woohoo" that does it for me, outstanding.

Nodin · 08-09-2009 11:20AM

speedboatchase wrote: »

Black Eyed Peas
I Gotta Feeling lyrics

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

But that is nothing to the classic that is....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4_-xKTDP0

Linku · 08-09-2009 11:25AM

Current Sugababes song is pretty bad:

When I'm shopping with my girls they say Hey Sexy
In a two piece at the beach they say Hey Sexy
When they put me on their arms
So they maximize their charm
Cause I'm shining like a star
Yeah, I'm so sexy

TestTransmission · 08-09-2009 11:35AM

I would, what bloke wouldn't?

http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/TheVeronicasSexyPicture001.jpg

RHunce · 08-09-2009 11:35AM

i would

TheZohanS · 08-09-2009 11:38AM

Pop music has always been this bad.

Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
no, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit!
No no limits, we'll reach for the sky!
No valley to deep. No mountain too high.
No no limits, we'll reach for the sky,
we do what we want and we do it with pride.

cathysworld · 08-09-2009 11:38AM

Gotta get-get, gotta get-get
Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom

I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They tryna copy my swagger
I'm on that next **** now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom, boom, boom
That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now

Thye should be shot for crimes against music! Veronica's are sh1t too, I dont care how they look, they are offensive to my ears!

You say ooh ooh, I say ban the Veronicas - WORST lyrics ever?

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