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  • #1952
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    went to Rathkeale on his holidays and carved a treestump


  • #1953
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm goes to the local park in winter, with a very quiet petrol mower, turns the mower over, fills the pan with bird seed, starts the mower..


  • #1954
    freyners
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭freyners


    Amalgram has been none to hitchhike nude


  • #1955
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    When everyone has left the house.. freyners sucks on a dishwasher tablet.


  • #1956
    freyners
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭freyners


    amalgram likes to random water fights with people, using his kettle


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  • #1957
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    freyners wishes Gerry Ryan was his local TD.


  • #1958
    freyners
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭freyners


    Amalgam wrote: »
    freyners wishes Gerry Ryan was his local TD.
    hed be better than the useless fecker i have

    amalgrams after dinner treat is strawberry lube


  • #1959
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    freyners once dated a woman who had teeth


  • #1960
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Has no use for his/her eyes.


  • #1961
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    likes the curds on milk when its left out to long.....


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  • #1962
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls discects jelly babies to make sure they're dead


  • #1963
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm ... loves nylons, but they ladder to easy when he dont have his high heels on....


  • #1964
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls used her fish nets to catch fish and when she didnt catch any brought them back to Ann Summers and asked for her money back because" they didn't say not to be used catching fish on the packaging"


  • #1965
    RHunce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    CDfm was recently quoted saying tipp would win the all ireland


  • #1966
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    RHunce applies toothpaste eyebrows on local stray dogs.


  • #1967
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    RHunce loves to streak at camogie matches


  • #1968
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amagam was the first man to host an Ann Summers party and invited his Mum


  • #1969
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,018 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    prefers male jelly babies because they have a little more jelly


  • #1970
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    hasn't shat in three days and had eggs for breakfast.

    poooooh!


  • #1971
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    staker is wearing a blonde fright wig, holding a cup, crouching behind Capt'n Midnight, waiting patiently..


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  • #1972
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Amalgam is still using the original internet explorer, and is not aware of the advancements in technology due to his agoraphobia.


  • #1973
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm's best friend was a chicken who he accidentally drowned in the bath. He cooked and ate his friend and has felt deep shame and guilt since then.


  • #1974
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    CDfm wears a toupee and a codpiece on nights out to impress the laydeez


  • #1975
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Namlub has a pet poodle who was recently crowned Gay Dog Ireland 2009


  • #1976
    freyners
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭freyners


    CDfm has got three testicles


  • #1977
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    freyners hasn't been on holidays in a while... will be soon:pac:
    enjoy;)


  • #1978
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    stakers enjoys tripe and drisheen sandwiches


  • #1979
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm likes nothing better than a nice stray cat souffle, flambed with turps


  • #1980
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow grabs swans from Saint Stephens Green with a fake Polish accent.


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  • #1981
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam wears a catsuit and kills pigeons


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