Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

CDfm

colrow was uneasy about the new postwoman. His German gay sex S & M magazines had never been this late before. That she turned up in the pub wearing the lederhosen and dog collar he bought on ebay just aroused his suspicions.

niceirishfella

CDfm knows all of these things as he's a postie himself and looks like postman pat. He even has a cat called jess. It the only pussy he ever come's into close contact with......lol

sharky86

niceirishfella once asked could he borrow jess for a weekend

CDfm

niceirishfella was once known as Sister Bridget until beard growth and a deep voice forced a career change. 15 pregnant nuns all claiming religious ecstacy in the local Mercy Convent did not help his protestations to the Bishop that he didnt know he was a man.

CDfm

sharky discovered a new use for her electric toothbrush. Her visit to the dentist didnt go well when she got carried away.

niceirishfella

Cd had his testicle's removed. He keeps them in a jar in his larder.

colrow

Nifs been borrowing said testicles to practise tea bagging

cathysworld

Colrow lives in Ballinaniceguy not Ballinakilla

antodeco

Cathysworld has her own currency that she uses to buy teabags to give to niceirishfella because colrow wont share.

niceirishfella

colrow likes shytebagging, he invented it with real life turds from prostitutes. He pays them to come round his house and shyte on his face - fcuked up or wha?

sharky86

this is also how niceirishfella paid off his mortage is 7.6 years

CDfm

sharky86 is NIFs pimp

colrow

CDfm's lips are so big, when he kisses his reflection in the mirror, it needs the fire brigade to release the suction, to free him

Amalgam

colrow would like to hear Gerry Ryan talk more on the Gerry Ryan show. There's a man that has a lot to say, and should be allowed to say it, thinks colrow!

colrow

Amalglum loves her surrogate dad terry wogan

cathysworld

Colrow doesnt eat the green or red bits in a Maxi Twist

Amalgam

cathysworld uses mini babybel's as fashion earrings.

antodeco

Amalgam wishes to purchase said earrings from cathysworld

cathysworld

Anto is allergic to the nuts he is said to contain... hence his face!

colrow

Cathysworld loves only me and as proof she sent me the following email :-



My Name is Mrs Farida Waziri the new Economic and Financial Crimes Commission chairperson in Nigeria. I understand you are expecting your delayed fund to be wired to your bank account, but some top government officials and bank partners will not tell you the truth about the whereabouts of your fund and all they are doing is to tell you to pay outrageous fees which you refused to come up with,but I will not do that based on my conscience and that is why I have contacted you to let you know the truth because i know you have gone far in trying to get this fund and must have paid some amounts of monies to persons you are not supposed to give out a dime to. I will be ready to help you get your fund but you have to help me keep it a secret to enable me help in delivering your fund as the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission principal officer. You better believe me or forget contacting me again but i know that they will never tell you the truth because they are all thieving criminals. Get back to me and i will tell you the possible way to get your fund delivered to you without the consent of anyone i know God will reward me after all. I expect your prompt response through my private email:efcc125_nigeria@hotmail.com Regards.Mrs Farida Wazirichairperson,EFCC.

cathysworld

Colrow has stayed at the YMCA. He highly recommends it

colrow

Cathyswerld revolves round her lap dancing pole

cathysworld

Colrews fave food is frozen burgers... still frozen

colrow

crathyswerld never leaves her house cos she's still doing her potty training

cathysworld

Whats that comin over the hill-- is it a monster? No its Colrows girlfriend :pac:

antodeco

Cathysworld has recently started going out with colrow

cathysworld

Antodeco's nuts are jealous

colrow

Cathysworld will generously accept my following gift i don't need the money :-

Attn:Beneficiary, I am Mr.Yuan Cheong and i work with Allied Irish Bank GB.I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition although,this medium(Internet)has been greatly abused,I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest,surest and most secured medium of communication.However,this Correspondence is unofficial and private, and it should be treated as such.I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax or Scam mail and I urge you to treat it with the seriousness it deserves.I also guarantee you that this deal is hitch free from all what you may think of.I am Mr.Yuan Cheong, (Leicester Office).My office monitors and controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions here in United Kingdom concerned with foreign claim payments.My office has the final signatory to any transfer or remittance of huge funds moving within banks both on the local and international levels in line with foreign claim settlement. I have before me list of funds, which could not be transferred to some nominated accounts as these accounts have been identified either as ghost accounts, unclaimed deposits and over-invoiced sum etc. As it is my duty to recommend the transfer of these surplus funds to the British Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits,I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions received two days ago from the Foreign Debts Reconciliation Dept to submit the List of payment reports/ expenditures and audited reports of revenues.Among several others, I have decided to present you as the Next of Kin/Will Beneficiary to an overdue inheritance sum of Ј9.7M belonging to our Late Client an America who unfortunately lost her life and family in a plane crash. Following my idea that we can have a deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally with your name as the bonafide beneficiary of the amount in question by employing the service of a uk accredited attorney, who will handle all the legal documentations and lay claims through his legal authority on your behalf.Listen 50% of this money will be for you,in respect to the provision of a foreign account and 50% would be for me as have planned to come to your Country as soon as the transfer is completed. My Conditions: 1) The sum of Ј9.7M only will be transfer into your account after the processing of all relevant legal documents with your name as the bonfide beneficary,the transfer will be made by telegraphic Transfer(T/T),conformable in 7 working days. 2)This deal must be kept secret forever,and all correspondence will be strictly by email/telephone, for security purposes. 3)There should be no third parties as most problem associated with your fund release are caused by your agents or representative. If you Agree with my conditions,i will advise you on what to do immediately and the transfer will commence without delay as I will proceed to fix your name on the Payment schedule instantly to meet the 7 working days mandate. I hope you don't reject this offer and have this fund transferred. Waiting for your reply soon. Yours Faithfully, Mr.Yuan CheongEmail:aibgb0011@w.cn

CDfm

Looking thru my great grandfathers belongings I came accross the following suspicious letter

Madrid 12 -3 - 1910

Dear Sir,

Although I know you only from good references of your honesty, my sad situation compels me to reveal [to] you an important affair in which you can procure a modest fortune, saving at the same time that of my darling daughter.

Before being imprisoned here I was established as a Banker in Russia, as you will see by the enclosed article about me of many English newspapers which have published my arrest in London. I]Ed. note: Unfortunately, the article did not survive.[/I

I beseech you to help me to obtain a sum of 480,000 dollars I have in America and to come here to raise the seizure of my baggage, paying to the Registrar of the Court the expenses of my trial and recover my portmanteau I]ed. note: literally, "coatrack"[/I containing a secret pocket where I have hidden the documents indispensible to recover the said sum.

As a reward I will give up to you the third part viz. 160,000 dollars.

I cannot receive your answer in the prison but you must send a cablegram to a person of my confidence who will deliver it to me.

Awaiting your cable to instruct you in all my secret, I am Sir, Yours truly,

Colrow

First of all answer by cable, not by letter, as follows: Gonzalves
Jacometrozo 23 Tercero A - Madrid
YES - Watson

colrow

cdfm's attempts to rifle my family jewels were thwarted by my truelove Cathyswerld, ramming a doggys doo doo into his sweet cupid lips