If you had 1 week till the apocalypse.....

Dudess wrote: »

You do?! :pac:

I'd tell people where Maddie is.

Yours etc

Kate

Dean09 wrote: »

:eek: :eek: :eek:
YOU MONSTER!!!!!!
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won't somebody think of the children?!!

I think you'll find he already is.....:p

1. Take a shít in a cleanroom in work
2. Go Jet-Skiing naked round Galway Bay
3. Erect a large statue made entirely of chicken wire and papier mache of me baring my arse and slapping it in front of a nunnery.
4. Find out exaclty the process involved in getting the figs into the fig rolls.
5. Find a fallout shelter somewhere (I believe there is one underneath a school around Wellpark in Galway somewhere) and wait until after the rapture, then come out after the fallout has subsided return to the surface and live in a post apocolyptic world a la Kurt Russell in Escape from New York*. Once I ad re-established a society I would then proceed to repopulate the planet. This would involve brewing alcoholic beverages out of whatever vegetation I could find so I could bring myself to have coitus with whatever raggle-taggle bits of women and good looking monkeys were left on the planet. I can only assume that any good looking women will have died as they would have been attending the massive sex orgys while I was safe in my bunker. But now who's laughing ha ha ha ha ha.

That or get really high and really drunk




*I understand the main premise is that manhattan has been turned into a prison, but it is set after WWIII so it sets the scene for what people imagine a post apocalyptic world might look like

fikay wrote: »

I'd let her go.


Then rape her.

Again.

I think you took that one a bit far:o

I'd burn down my old school, fcukin hate the place.
Then I'd go on a shopping spree.
Do the spending time with the family shennanigans and then,
sex