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If you had 1 week till the apocalypse.....

  • 03-09-2009 5:20pm
    #1
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭


    Following on from the other thread about how long we have left, if we had 1 week till KABOOM, What would you do??
    I'd prob go around and punch everybody who was ever mean to me in my life. And then I'd let everyone who I was mean to, punch me.
    And I'd prob do it naked just for the fun of it! :eek:

    What would you do????


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  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Hookers & drugs.


  • #3
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    I'll get it over with......

    *fap fap fap*


  • #4
    TirNaNog.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 392 ✭✭TirNaNog.


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Following on from the other thread about how long we have left, if we had 1 week till KABOOM, What would you do??
    I'd prob go around and puch everybody who was ever mean to me in my life. And then I'd let everyone who I was mean to, punch me.
    And I'd prob do it naked just for the fun of it! :eek:

    What would you do????

    lots of things...1 of them including finding out who you are and beating you with a large samoan across the face until you're nose bleeds.


  • #5
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    TirNaNog. wrote: »
    lots of things...1 of them including finding out who you are and beating you with a large samon across the faces until you're nose bleeds.
    It's saLmon......................:rolleyes:


  • #6
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    I'd Remember the Alamo.


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  • #7
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    I'd surprise Cheryl Tweedy.


  • #8
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Steal a lotto machine and have a victory ****


  • #9
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Dean09 wrote: »
    It's saLmon......................:rolleyes:
    Dean09 wrote: »
    Following on from the other thread about how long we have left, if we had 1 week till KABOOM, What would you do??
    I'd prob go around and punch everybody who was ever mean to me in my life. And then I'd let everyone who I was mean to, punch me.
    And I'd prob do it naked just for the fun of it! :eek:

    What would you do????

    I'd correct your grammar.


  • #10
    Fabio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Fabio


    Get out for a spin on my bike, walk around naked, do exactly what I felt like doing at any particular time but I wouldn't bother beating the crap out of people or any of that...I'd hope we could all just be happy for that week and free ourselves from social constraint to be honest!

    Loads of chocolate too!


  • #11
    Fabio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Fabio


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Steal a lotto machine and have a victory ****

    A victory ****?! Never heard of one before but what a concept, I laughed my head off at it!


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  • #12
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    kill myself and not give it the satisfaction


  • #13
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Steal a lotto machine and have a victory ****

    *Logs on to Urban Dictionary*


  • #14
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,473 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    I'd watch that DVD collection with all the star trek tng episodes


  • #15
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I'd correct your grammar.
    I repent. I'll never mess with the Zohan again............:(


  • #16
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Dean09 wrote: »
    It's saLmon......................:rolleyes:
    Never know.Could be a large samoan


  • #17
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Lots of sex, beer, drugs and sport and possibly all at the same time.


  • #18
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Hookers & drugs.

    No need for hookers, everyone would be sex mad. So jessica alba and angelina jolie for a few etc.... Their standards would inevitably go down in the face of death.:D


  • #19
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    I'd take all my LSD...it would probably last til doomsday.:D


  • #20
    candlegrease
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭candlegrease


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    No need for hookers, everyone would be sex mad. So jessica alba and angelina jolie for a few etc.... Their standards would inevitably go down in the face of death.:D

    ....wouldn't go down as low as a Corkonian though :D


  • #21
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Steal an ATM with a JCB.


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  • #22
    lol5605
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭lol5605


    Snort some coke form a hookers snatch, that would be cool


  • #23
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Eat some pringles and birthday cake


  • #24
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Cock slap Mary Harney


  • #25
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Eat some pringles and birthday cake
    Who said it'll be on your birthday?
    .......wait a minute.Youre planning on eating the birthday cake even if it isn't on your birthday.Youre a mad man.A MAD MAN!!!!!!


  • #26
    Auldloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    lol5605 wrote: »
    Snort some coke form a hookers snatch, that would be cool
    No you wouldn't it would get wet. The buttock is a better platform.


  • #27
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Have as much sex as possible, if I'm dying I'm dying happy!:D


  • #28
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I stroll down to the bottom of Grafton Street and squeeze Molly Malone's diddies in full view of everybody.


  • #29
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I dunno. Probably something naked.


  • #30
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Seeing as the streets would inevitably degenerate into riots I would sit safely at home, ordering obscure things on my credit card for the laugh and indulge myself in an inordinate amount of sex.


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  • #31
    U R Soul
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭U R Soul


    Crack some skulls


  • #32
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    stovelid wrote: »
    I stroll down to the bottom of Grafton Street and squeeze Molly Malone's diddies in full view of everybody.
    You do?! :pac:


  • #33
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Dean09 wrote: »
    What would you do????

    Christian Bale. Mmm.


  • #34
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    Beat up as many nackers and scumbags as possible. :)


  • #35
    soundsham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    repent:o


  • #36
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    bronte wrote: »
    Christian Bale. Mmm.

    What if he started all this crazy swearing $hit at you though, ala on the Terminator set??

    Would he still be Mmmm then? :p


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  • #37
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    grenache wrote: »
    What if he started all this crazy swearing $hit at you though, ala on the Terminator set??

    Would he still be Mmmm then? :p

    Even better ;)


  • #38
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    bronte wrote: »
    Even better ;)

    ....fan of sado-masochism are we? :D;)


  • #39
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    thomond2006 wrote: »
    *Logs on to Urban Dictionary*

    It's not as good as a rage ****


  • #40
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    grenache wrote: »
    ....fan of sado-masochism are we? :D;)

    I can out rant that pretty little thing any day. :pac:


  • #41
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    bully ruu till he cries


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  • #42
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    bronte wrote: »
    I can out rant that pretty little thing any day. :pac:
    :eek:


  • #43
    AlanSparrowhawk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭AlanSparrowhawk


    I'm really not sure what I'd do. Certainly don't expect too many drug dealers to be selling drugs. It would be interesting to see how society as a whole would react - would it quickly descend into chaotic mayhem? People committing terrible crimes on a whim?

    Certainly don't see the need to run around the streets naked.


  • #44
    D.Q
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    I'd probably waste my time on here moaning about it tbh.


  • #45
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Dudess wrote: »
    You do?! :pac:

    :D


  • #46
    aligator_am
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    I'd lamp the ex girlfriend and her two sisters, bejaysus they were fine lookin' :D


  • #47
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    I'd tell people where Maddie is.

    Yours etc

    Kate


  • #48
    fikay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭fikay


    Long Onion wrote: »
    I'd tell people where Maddie is.

    I'd let her go.


    Then rape her.

    Again.


  • #49
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    fikay wrote: »
    I'd let her go.


    Then rape her.

    Again.

    That's controversial, even by my standards!


  • #50
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    fikay wrote: »
    I'd let her go.


    Then rape her.

    Again.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    YOU MONSTER!!!!!!
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    won't somebody think of the children?!!


  • #51
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Dean09 wrote: »
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    YOU MONSTER!!!!!!
    .
    .
    .
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    .
    won't somebody think of the children?!!


    I think you'll find he already is.....:p


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