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If you had 1 week till the apocalypse.....

  • 03-09-2009 06:20PM
    #1
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭


    Following on from the other thread about how long we have left, if we had 1 week till KABOOM, What would you do??
    I'd prob go around and punch everybody who was ever mean to me in my life. And then I'd let everyone who I was mean to, punch me.
    And I'd prob do it naked just for the fun of it! :eek:

    What would you do????


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  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Hookers & drugs.


  • #3
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    I'll get it over with......

    *fap fap fap*


  • #4
    TirNaNog.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 392 ✭✭TirNaNog.


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Following on from the other thread about how long we have left, if we had 1 week till KABOOM, What would you do??
    I'd prob go around and puch everybody who was ever mean to me in my life. And then I'd let everyone who I was mean to, punch me.
    And I'd prob do it naked just for the fun of it! :eek:

    What would you do????

    lots of things...1 of them including finding out who you are and beating you with a large samoan across the face until you're nose bleeds.


  • #5
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    TirNaNog. wrote: »
    lots of things...1 of them including finding out who you are and beating you with a large samon across the faces until you're nose bleeds.
    It's saLmon......................:rolleyes:


  • #6
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    I'd Remember the Alamo.


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  • #7
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    I'd surprise Cheryl Tweedy.


  • #8
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Steal a lotto machine and have a victory ****


  • #9
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Dean09 wrote: »
    It's saLmon......................:rolleyes:
    Dean09 wrote: »
    Following on from the other thread about how long we have left, if we had 1 week till KABOOM, What would you do??
    I'd prob go around and punch everybody who was ever mean to me in my life. And then I'd let everyone who I was mean to, punch me.
    And I'd prob do it naked just for the fun of it! :eek:

    What would you do????

    I'd correct your grammar.


  • #10
    Fabio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,334 ✭✭✭Fabio


    Get out for a spin on my bike, walk around naked, do exactly what I felt like doing at any particular time but I wouldn't bother beating the crap out of people or any of that...I'd hope we could all just be happy for that week and free ourselves from social constraint to be honest!

    Loads of chocolate too!


  • #11
    Fabio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,334 ✭✭✭Fabio


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Steal a lotto machine and have a victory ****

    A victory ****?! Never heard of one before but what a concept, I laughed my head off at it!


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  • #12
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    kill myself and not give it the satisfaction


  • #13
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Steal a lotto machine and have a victory ****

    *Logs on to Urban Dictionary*


  • #14
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,582 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    I'd watch that DVD collection with all the star trek tng episodes


  • #15
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I'd correct your grammar.
    I repent. I'll never mess with the Zohan again............:(


  • #16
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Dean09 wrote: »
    It's saLmon......................:rolleyes:
    Never know.Could be a large samoan


  • #17
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Lots of sex, beer, drugs and sport and possibly all at the same time.


  • #18
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Hookers & drugs.

    No need for hookers, everyone would be sex mad. So jessica alba and angelina jolie for a few etc.... Their standards would inevitably go down in the face of death.:D


  • #19
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    I'd take all my LSD...it would probably last til doomsday.:D


  • #20
    candlegrease
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭candlegrease


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    No need for hookers, everyone would be sex mad. So jessica alba and angelina jolie for a few etc.... Their standards would inevitably go down in the face of death.:D

    ....wouldn't go down as low as a Corkonian though :D


  • #21
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Steal an ATM with a JCB.


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  • #22
    lol5605
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭lol5605


    Snort some coke form a hookers snatch, that would be cool


  • #23
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Eat some pringles and birthday cake


  • #24
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Cock slap Mary Harney


  • #25
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Eat some pringles and birthday cake
    Who said it'll be on your birthday?
    .......wait a minute.Youre planning on eating the birthday cake even if it isn't on your birthday.Youre a mad man.A MAD MAN!!!!!!


  • #26
    Auldloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    lol5605 wrote: »
    Snort some coke form a hookers snatch, that would be cool
    No you wouldn't it would get wet. The buttock is a better platform.


  • #27
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Have as much sex as possible, if I'm dying I'm dying happy!:D


  • #28
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I stroll down to the bottom of Grafton Street and squeeze Molly Malone's diddies in full view of everybody.


  • #29
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I dunno. Probably something naked.


  • #30
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Seeing as the streets would inevitably degenerate into riots I would sit safely at home, ordering obscure things on my credit card for the laugh and indulge myself in an inordinate amount of sex.


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  • #31
    U R Soul
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭U R Soul


    Crack some skulls


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