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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    niceirishfella does, 'fake tipsy' at the Pub, to save money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam rolls up herbs and spices to be like a stoner. The worrying thing is he gets stoned and cranks up the volume when listening to Green Day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm is applying for a grant from the eu, to have a ready mix concrete truck converted to deliver ice cream by the cubic metre to her hoose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    loves Hugo Duncan


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    colrow once hid in a bin for 17 hours just so he could sneak backstage at a Paul Simon concert


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    is a canal pal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    niceirishfella lights up a joint and relaxes with a few David Gray CD's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    amalgam takes it up the batty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    RHunce wrote: »
    amalgam takes it up the batty

    Cheers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    amalgam never buys a round at the pub, she allways says she's forgot her purse


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow coughs open mouthed over Salad Bars in Tesco, then giggles and sniggers, walking away, down the aisles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    amalgam gets rid of unwanted rabbits by dumping then in aldis veg boxes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    likes a good rogering, and not giving that said rogering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    has a cracked skull after using cdfm as a trampoline and bashing his head on the ceiling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow was fired as physio tto the kerry team after a "back,sack & crack waxing" incident in the dressing room


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm enjoys watching all the bonus material on a DVD, as well as watching it with the commentary on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    *giggles* buys\'gifts on' only soaps as presents for relatives she's not keen on..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    *giggles* is the dancing teacher who taught Michael Flatley his dancing technique dance wearing a kilt. She would tell him he wasn't kicking high enough if he couldn't hear them screaming at the back of the hall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm answers the phone by saying "(his name) is busy at the moment, please hold" and then hums until they eventually hang up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    *giggles* was fired from her job at the testicle checking clinic. Its where she got her name.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    paul galvin pushed the referee because CDfm dumped him that morning


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    RHunce told the policeman that he always wore a wig, thigh boots and hotpants jogging before adding "Doesn't everyone"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    CDfm was the policemans 2nd in command who asked me could he join me too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    RHunce once gave my cat a filthy sanchez!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    benwavner smoked all my bisto because he thought it was heroin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    like's cottaging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    He's actually a horrible english man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    thinks Coffee makes his pubes curly. He's mad or wha?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NIF thinks drinking alcopops makes him attrative to women


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm was arrested recently for waggin his robin in Dunnes Stores


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