Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

Amalgam

niceirishfella does, 'fake tipsy' at the Pub, to save money.

CDfm

Amalgam rolls up herbs and spices to be like a stoner. The worrying thing is he gets stoned and cranks up the volume when listening to Green Day.

colrow

CDfm is applying for a grant from the eu, to have a ready mix concrete truck converted to deliver ice cream by the cubic metre to her hoose

niceirishfella

loves Hugo Duncan

Turd Ferguson

colrow once hid in a bin for 17 hours just so he could sneak backstage at a Paul Simon concert

niceirishfella

is a canal pal

Amalgam

niceirishfella lights up a joint and relaxes with a few David Gray CD's.

RHunce

amalgam takes it up the batty

Amalgam

RHunce wrote: »

amalgam takes it up the batty

Cheers.

colrow

amalgam never buys a round at the pub, she allways says she's forgot her purse

Amalgam

colrow coughs open mouthed over Salad Bars in Tesco, then giggles and sniggers, walking away, down the aisles.

colrow

amalgam gets rid of unwanted rabbits by dumping then in aldis veg boxes

niceirishfella

likes a good rogering, and not giving that said rogering.

colrow

has a cracked skull after using cdfm as a trampoline and bashing his head on the ceiling

CDfm

colrow was fired as physio tto the kerry team after a "back,sack & crack waxing" incident in the dressing room

*giggles*

CDfm enjoys watching all the bonus material on a DVD, as well as watching it with the commentary on

Amalgam

*giggles* buys\'gifts on' only soaps as presents for relatives she's not keen on..

CDfm

*giggles* is the dancing teacher who taught Michael Flatley his dancing technique dance wearing a kilt. She would tell him he wasn't kicking high enough if he couldn't hear them screaming at the back of the hall.

*giggles*

CDfm answers the phone by saying "(his name) is busy at the moment, please hold" and then hums until they eventually hang up.

CDfm

*giggles* was fired from her job at the testicle checking clinic. Its where she got her name.

RHunce

paul galvin pushed the referee because CDfm dumped him that morning

CDfm

RHunce told the policeman that he always wore a wig, thigh boots and hotpants jogging before adding "Doesn't everyone"

RHunce

CDfm was the policemans 2nd in command who asked me could he join me too

Praetorian Saighdiuir

RHunce once gave my cat a filthy sanchez!

Greenmachine

benwavner smoked all my bisto because he thought it was heroin.

niceirishfella

like's cottaging.

tbaymusicman

He's actually a horrible english man

niceirishfella

thinks Coffee makes his pubes curly. He's mad or wha?

CDfm

NIF thinks drinking alcopops makes him attrative to women

colrow

cdfm was arrested recently for waggin his robin in Dunnes Stores