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Amalgam · 02-09-2009 03:40AM

joes girls wishes there was Dolphin mixed in with her Tuna.

s. lacker · 02-09-2009 07:29AM

The sun actually shines out of Amalgams ass!

CDfm · 02-09-2009 07:29AM

s.lacker is a sun worshipper

s. lacker · 02-09-2009 07:32AM

"all hail mighty Amalgam giver of light"

CDfm believes all fairytales are real, except snowwhite and the seven dwarfs, because as he says "everyone knows dwarfs don't exist"

CDfm · 02-09-2009 07:37AM

s.lacker feels vindicated that Disney has taken over Marvel Comics and looks forward to the day when Mickey Mouse takes his rightful place among the superheroes

s. lacker · 02-09-2009 07:49AM

CDfm's room is full of posters of berrys and ducks

Amalgam · 02-09-2009 08:00AM

s. lacker had a dream about Lionel Hutz and Dr. Nick Riviera.

s. lacker · 02-09-2009 08:05AM

Amalgo once shot a chimp in the hand with a crossbow. He was imprisoned for 4 weeks where he met Mongo an african albino and has since remained penpals. Mongo is coming to Ireland next week to meet the parents.

CDfm · 02-09-2009 08:43AM

s.lacker the sun worshipper went to see Mary Harney to complain about her calls to ban sun beds. She laughed at him and called him an Oompa Loompa.

doncarlos · 02-09-2009 10:15AM

CDfm fell off the big yellow wheel in Mosney and landed on an unsuspecting American tourist squashing her flat.

cathysworld · 02-09-2009 10:20AM

Doncarlos shot the sheriff... but he did not shoot the deputy

doncarlos · 02-09-2009 11:15AM

cathysworld is named after the cable show she transmits from her basement with her friend Garth

CDfm · 02-09-2009 11:35AM

Don Carlos is the Phantom of Big Brother and comes out at night. When a BB contestant suspiciously leaves they have actually been kidnapped by the Phantom.

colrow · 02-09-2009 12:10PM

cdfm is the arch couch potato, she weighs 20 stone now just lying there watching all the crap tv

cathysworld · 02-09-2009 12:53PM

Colrow models himself on the lead singer of Scooter and Hyper Hyper is his theme tune

CDfm · 02-09-2009 01:17PM

Cathysworld is a colrow groupie and drools everytime he posts.

useful_contacts · 02-09-2009 01:22PM

CDFM has an underwear fetish and can be found in the womens underwear section of pennys on most saturday afternoons

CDfm · 02-09-2009 01:26PM

useful contacts is a stalker I really was in penneys on Saturday:(

+ usefulcontacts is a GoldenPages addict and memorises all the books and thats where he gets his name. This makes him very useful if you are looking for a Taxi from Portobello and he even sings the 11811 tune when hes drunk.

colrow · 02-09-2009 02:55PM

cdfm had an outing to penneys in a jcb, she had to have her front window removed so they could lift her into the bucket

Matt Holck · 02-09-2009 03:04PM

posting on the internet has landed colrow many opportunities

holly1 · 02-09-2009 03:14PM

Matt looks up to Colrow.

colrow · 02-09-2009 03:51PM

Holly loves going down on colrow

Matt Holck · 02-09-2009 04:08PM

thinks corsets are oppressive

colrow · 02-09-2009 04:41PM

Matt does exactly what it says on the tin, he's now suffering from third degree burns, as the tin label said "Stand in boiling water"

RHunce · 02-09-2009 04:42PM

colrow is joe fritzl

CDfm · 02-09-2009 04:44PM

colrow has just started a tin labelling company called the "Stand in Boiling Water Labelling Co"

CDfm · 02-09-2009 04:45PM

RHunce is colrows body double

useful_contacts · 02-09-2009 05:13PM

CDfm wrote: »

useful contacts is a stalker I really was in penneys on Saturday:(

+ usefulcontacts is a GoldenPages addict and memorises all the books and thats where SHE gets his name. This makes HER very useful if you are looking for a Taxi from Portobello and SHE even sings the 11811 tune when SHES drunk.

fyp

CDfm · 02-09-2009 05:44PM

usefulcontacts is a compulsive liar who makes full confessions and recently admitted to knowing the Golden Pages off by heart. When asked for a taxi to Portobello she drunkenly sang 11811.She is also a teacher whose only concession to boards is not to correct in red.When not teaching she spends her time reading tabloid newspapers and correcting them in redpen and going to newsagents looking for refunds.

niceirishfella · 02-09-2009 06:46PM

Cdfm is drunk, 24/7.

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